1) If amor is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should you believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that cachorros amor to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at you if you blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a árvore falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pentágono were run por women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do you plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your assento can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice dia in summer but complain it's way too hot?
13) If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
14) Many builders refuse to have a 13th floor. Why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
15) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
16) Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built?
17) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection?
18) How can there be self-help groups?
19) What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20) Why is that ovelha, ovelhas don't shrink when it rains?
21) If a 24 hora convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?
22) Why does the term "wind up" mean both start and end?
23) If the word for mais than one ganso is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese?
24) Did you know that Evian spelled backwards is naïve?
25) If oliva, verde-oliva oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?
26) If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
27) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
28) How do you know if azedar, azedo cream has expired?
29) Why are there no Preparations A-G?
30) Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
31) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?
32) Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?
33) Why do people insist on stating things that "go without saying"?
34) Does the military have any misguided missiles?
35) Are all shifts at the cemetery considered graveyard shifts?
36) Do modern dia witches run spell check before they cast their spells?
37) Do sereias wear algebras?
38) How can there be civil war?
39) Do astronauts with sweaty feet get "missile toe"?
40) If people have nightmares, what do cavalos call their scary dreams?
41) Do you get to keep the time you save?
42) If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons.
43) Why do bars have parking lots if it is illegal to drink and drive?
44) How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
45) Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
46) If it is illegal to shoot them, why do they call it "tourist season"?
47) Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
48) Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?
49) Why does minuto arroz have to cook for 15 minutes?
50) Why aren't wiseguy and wiseman the same thing?
51) How do you slam revolving doors?
52) If you put comida colouring in a potato seed will the potato grow purple?
53) If an laranja is laranja and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should you believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that cachorros amor to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at you if you blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a árvore falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pentágono were run por women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do you plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your assento can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice dia in summer but complain it's way too hot?
13) If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
14) Many builders refuse to have a 13th floor. Why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
15) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
16) Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built?
17) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection?
18) How can there be self-help groups?
19) What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20) Why is that ovelha, ovelhas don't shrink when it rains?
21) If a 24 hora convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?
22) Why does the term "wind up" mean both start and end?
23) If the word for mais than one ganso is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese?
24) Did you know that Evian spelled backwards is naïve?
25) If oliva, verde-oliva oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?
26) If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
27) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
28) How do you know if azedar, azedo cream has expired?
29) Why are there no Preparations A-G?
30) Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
31) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?
32) Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?
33) Why do people insist on stating things that "go without saying"?
34) Does the military have any misguided missiles?
35) Are all shifts at the cemetery considered graveyard shifts?
36) Do modern dia witches run spell check before they cast their spells?
37) Do sereias wear algebras?
38) How can there be civil war?
39) Do astronauts with sweaty feet get "missile toe"?
40) If people have nightmares, what do cavalos call their scary dreams?
41) Do you get to keep the time you save?
42) If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons.
43) Why do bars have parking lots if it is illegal to drink and drive?
44) How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
45) Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
46) If it is illegal to shoot them, why do they call it "tourist season"?
47) Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
48) Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?
49) Why does minuto arroz have to cook for 15 minutes?
50) Why aren't wiseguy and wiseman the same thing?
51) How do you slam revolving doors?
52) If you put comida colouring in a potato seed will the potato grow purple?
53) If an laranja is laranja and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?
She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.
“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.
This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American música Awards coming up on the 21st of November.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
You can vote for your favoritos on the event webpage here: American música Awards.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
You can vote for your favoritos on the event webpage here: American música Awards.
5 mais incredibly aleatório stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and aleatório in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide por zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide por zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates you , like constantly talking or doing everything you do , well im gonna help you deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , you can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a travesseiro in you purse/bag , so if you need to scream , scream in the travesseiro , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , you COULD use them to block that person out , but studies show that if that person happens to andorinha one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , you can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a travesseiro in you purse/bag , so if you need to scream , scream in the travesseiro , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , you COULD use them to block that person out , but studies show that if that person happens to andorinha one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't fã anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their perfil and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fã someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fã of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my seguinte reason...
If you have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fã you.
However, if i can see that you're a fã of 'Random' or 'Harry Potter' or 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fã you back.
On the other hand, if you are looking at this thinking that you haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fã me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fã someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fã of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my seguinte reason...
If you have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fã you.
However, if i can see that you're a fã of 'Random' or 'Harry Potter' or 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fã you back.
On the other hand, if you are looking at this thinking that you haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fã me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx