• Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.
• Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
• At stop lights, eye the person in the seguinte car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
• Two words: Chicken suit.
• Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The mais it looks like blood, the better.
• Stop at the green lights.
• Go at the red ones.
• Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
• Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
• Sing without having the radio on.
• Honk frequently without motivation.
• Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
• Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
• Restart your car at every stop light.
• Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
• While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
• Keep at least five gatos in the car.
• Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
• Stop and collect road kill.
• Stop and pray to road kill.
• Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop.
• Then get out and watch the cars.
• Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
• At stop lights, eye the person in the seguinte car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
• Two words: Chicken suit.
• Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The mais it looks like blood, the better.
• Stop at the green lights.
• Go at the red ones.
• Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
• Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
• Sing without having the radio on.
• Honk frequently without motivation.
• Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
• Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
• Restart your car at every stop light.
• Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
• While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
• Keep at least five gatos in the car.
• Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
• Stop and collect road kill.
• Stop and pray to road kill.
• Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop.
• Then get out and watch the cars.