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posted by AnnaSmiley
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words

In 1386, a pig in France was executed por public hanging for the murder of a child

You can't kill yourself por holding your breath

There is a city called Rome on every continent


It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or no!

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

If you fart constantly for 6 years, 9 months and 23 days you would produce enough gas to explode an atomic bomb.

Around 15 men each ano have their penises chopped off por their wives and the highest proportion of men who suffer this are Italians.

mais than 2,500 left handed people are killed every ano from using right handed products.

An average of 76 people a ano die playing twister, and about 23 of which are through playing the nude version!

Apporximately 69% of all Internet content consists of pornographic material.

Every 20 minutos a hapless person treads on a land mine

Pirates wore earings because they believed it improved their eyesight.

If you shouted for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

The Earth is hit por lightning 100 times a second.

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.

chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their coração and nervous system.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open por force, they can pop out. (DON’T TRY IT, DUMBASS)

Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That’s mais than sharks.

It took Leonardo Da Vinci 10 years to paint Mona Lisa. He never signed or dated the painting. Leonardo and Mona had identical bone structures according to the painting. X-ray imagens have shown that there are 3 other versions under the original.

The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying

The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with (not counting the words “North” and “South)

If barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human’s neck

An American urologist bought Napoleon’s penis for $40,000

The average chocolate bar has 8 insects’ legs melted into it.

People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your coração stops for a millisecond.
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posted by Heidihi2
Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.

Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her...
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posted by cloudstrifefan
Everything you can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...
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posted by AngelVicki427
Romans invented the Lollypop

You loose 100,000 brain cells every day.

Red is the most common color in national flags.

McDonald’s is the world’s largest distributor of toys.

There are around 1,500 earthquakes every ano in Japan.

Raw horse meat is a popular comida in Japan.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Most people burp on average 15 times a day.

Thomas Jefferson thought the...
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posted by karpach_13
Be proud of your gender
Reasons why you shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 segundos flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. You know stuff about tanks

4. A five dia vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. You can open all your own jars

7. Old friends don't give you crap if you've gained weight

8. Your bunda is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A cerveja gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex

11. You can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. You can kill your own...
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posted by patrisha727
There's MORE!

Many hamsters blink one eye at a time.

Whitby, Ontario has mais donut stores per capita than any other place in the world.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over

50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."

Bulls are color blind.

A can of Spam is opened every four seconds.

"Babe" was played por over 48 pigs.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

The Poison Arqueiro frog has enough poison to kill 2,200 people.

The largest cabbage on record weighed 144 pounds.

Kidney stones come in any color ­from yellow to brown.

The McDonalds at the SkyDome in Toronto, Ontario is the only one...
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fã animation. All the awesome characters like Avengers, Rick and Morty, goku and others joined forces to fight against the deadly antagonist.
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