I know. I know.. mais Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..
WARNING: Disturbing Content
#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..
So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..
#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, cadela, puta mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like." Than shooting his grandpa to avoid getting in trouble.
After his jail sentence for the eariler crime. Ed later went on to rape, stab, and mutilated, around six young woman, simply cause looked like his mom. Who herself unknowning kept provoking por her abusive nature.
Finally he has the "coarage" to murder his mom.
Both Rob Dyke and wikipedia go into disturbing details about what Kember did to her. And it's very disturbing..
After this. Kember would turn himself in..
#8: KATHERINE KNIGHT:
An Australian woman who liked to murder her husbands.
The most horrible case is when she cooked him, and waited for his childrun to return início so she can serve them their father for dinner..
#7: CORRUPT COP:
Justin Volpe. While trying to break up a confrontation, he was sucker punched por someone. He pinned the blame on an immigrant and arrested him. He and several other cops beat and tortured the man in increasingly violent and brutal ways while locking him up in a holding cell. he gloated about "taking a man down" and insisted the victim's injuries were from extreme sex. No one bought it and he was arrested and sentenced to 30 years behind bars..
#6: MCDONARDS SHOOTING:
Funny in Grand Theft Auto.
In real life.. Not so funny..
Rob says the guy shot mais than 12 people because "he wanted too."
#5: ALBERT FISH:
A child rapist and cannibal, he boasted that he "had children in every state."
He is infamish for his disturbing letter to grieving parents. Where he brags about what he did..
#4: JEALOUS EX:
Both girls wanted the same guy. And constantly fought in public, anf harressed each other online. Till one day, the clearly worsg of the two girls, stabbed the other so much Rob says the faca actually bent..
#3: NEO NAZI COUPLE:
You probably heard this one.. If not. Basically a normal girl falls for s neo nazi (who thinks he's a werewolf, not joking). Much to the displeasure of her friends, and even mais so, her parents. So she and the boyfriend violently murder them. And than she slites the throat of her baby brother, so he wouldn't have to grow up without parents..
#2: ED GEIN:
The man. The legend..
The inspiration of not only Leatherface.. But also Psycho, Silence of the Lambs. And many many more..
Many believe Gein never actuall killed. But robbed graves.. But even than. Rob Dyke goes into long disturbing details of what was seen in that house..
* Whole human bones and fragments.
* Wastebasket made of human skin.
* Human skin covering several chair seats.
* Skulls on his bedposts.
* Female skulls, some with the tops sawn off
* Bowls made from human skulls.
* A corset made from a female torso skinned from shoulders to waist.
* Leggings made from human leg skin.
* Masks made from the skin of female heads.
* Mary Hogan's face mask in a paper bag.
* Mary Hogan's skull in a box.
* Bernice Worden's entire head in a burlap sack.
* Bernice Worden's coração "in a plastic bag in front of Gein's potbellied stove."
* Nine vulvae in a shoe box.
* A young girl's dress and "the vulvas of two females judged to have been about fifteen years old."
* A cinto, correia made from female human nipples[39]
Four noses.
* A pair of lips on a window shade drawstring.
* A lampshade made from the skin of a human face.
* Fingernails from female fingers.
#1: THE MURDER OF JUNKO FURUTA:
Rob Dyke himself says this story has really upset him. And he did not enjoy researching it.
He opens up the story por saying "sometimes you forget, there is true evil out there."
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..
WARNING: Disturbing Content
#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..
So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..
#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, cadela, puta mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like." Than shooting his grandpa to avoid getting in trouble.
After his jail sentence for the eariler crime. Ed later went on to rape, stab, and mutilated, around six young woman, simply cause looked like his mom. Who herself unknowning kept provoking por her abusive nature.
Finally he has the "coarage" to murder his mom.
Both Rob Dyke and wikipedia go into disturbing details about what Kember did to her. And it's very disturbing..
After this. Kember would turn himself in..
#8: KATHERINE KNIGHT:
An Australian woman who liked to murder her husbands.
The most horrible case is when she cooked him, and waited for his childrun to return início so she can serve them their father for dinner..
#7: CORRUPT COP:
Justin Volpe. While trying to break up a confrontation, he was sucker punched por someone. He pinned the blame on an immigrant and arrested him. He and several other cops beat and tortured the man in increasingly violent and brutal ways while locking him up in a holding cell. he gloated about "taking a man down" and insisted the victim's injuries were from extreme sex. No one bought it and he was arrested and sentenced to 30 years behind bars..
#6: MCDONARDS SHOOTING:
Funny in Grand Theft Auto.
In real life.. Not so funny..
Rob says the guy shot mais than 12 people because "he wanted too."
#5: ALBERT FISH:
A child rapist and cannibal, he boasted that he "had children in every state."
He is infamish for his disturbing letter to grieving parents. Where he brags about what he did..
#4: JEALOUS EX:
Both girls wanted the same guy. And constantly fought in public, anf harressed each other online. Till one day, the clearly worsg of the two girls, stabbed the other so much Rob says the faca actually bent..
#3: NEO NAZI COUPLE:
You probably heard this one.. If not. Basically a normal girl falls for s neo nazi (who thinks he's a werewolf, not joking). Much to the displeasure of her friends, and even mais so, her parents. So she and the boyfriend violently murder them. And than she slites the throat of her baby brother, so he wouldn't have to grow up without parents..
#2: ED GEIN:
The man. The legend..
The inspiration of not only Leatherface.. But also Psycho, Silence of the Lambs. And many many more..
Many believe Gein never actuall killed. But robbed graves.. But even than. Rob Dyke goes into long disturbing details of what was seen in that house..
* Whole human bones and fragments.
* Wastebasket made of human skin.
* Human skin covering several chair seats.
* Skulls on his bedposts.
* Female skulls, some with the tops sawn off
* Bowls made from human skulls.
* A corset made from a female torso skinned from shoulders to waist.
* Leggings made from human leg skin.
* Masks made from the skin of female heads.
* Mary Hogan's face mask in a paper bag.
* Mary Hogan's skull in a box.
* Bernice Worden's entire head in a burlap sack.
* Bernice Worden's coração "in a plastic bag in front of Gein's potbellied stove."
* Nine vulvae in a shoe box.
* A young girl's dress and "the vulvas of two females judged to have been about fifteen years old."
* A cinto, correia made from female human nipples[39]
Four noses.
* A pair of lips on a window shade drawstring.
* A lampshade made from the skin of a human face.
* Fingernails from female fingers.
#1: THE MURDER OF JUNKO FURUTA:
Rob Dyke himself says this story has really upset him. And he did not enjoy researching it.
He opens up the story por saying "sometimes you forget, there is true evil out there."
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. You can stuff a travesseiro with the rato pele, peles on the sofá alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. You don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. You can stuff a travesseiro with the rato pele, peles on the sofá alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. You don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
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~ barium hexafluorosilicate
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~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most filmes of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 minutos in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If you want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most filmes of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 minutos in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If you want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the música was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If you are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the música was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If you are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Rant 2: Geewuners!
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are fãs of transformers G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 fãs are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the transformers 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are fãs of transformers G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 fãs are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the transformers 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
Again disney has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her sandália falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her sandália falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)