(Just a heads up for anyone who doesn't take nicely to curse words, they show up in this article. So, viewer discretion advised. Though it is discernibly less profane than most of my other work.)
Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.
Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this artigo has even started...?
Quite possibly, Jared. You fucking idiot.
Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the título alone will win myself a million Grammies.
And when I say that, I'm not referring to those evil grandmothers from Cookie Clicker. That'd be absolutely goddamn ridiculous.
Regardless though, I don't write often anymore, so let's make this one count. KICK IT!
*Insert Overly Melodramatic piano Here*
♫Sometimes you feel useless...♫
♫Like a screen door on a submarine, if ya know what I mean, I'm talking anger, depression, sadness...♫
♫While every other motherfucker's feelin' some bliss!♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫"Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say!"♫
♫Stop treating me like a child, a bother or a prick!
♫Or else I'll have you all suck my-
Thesaurus.....♫
*More Sad piano For Ya'll*
♫So I got início from school, slept a bit and shot a cannon♫
♫Watched some Kanon, but the canhão was never canon♫
♫I got up from my sheets, and to my dismay♫
♫I felt my sadness rise as I gazed down the drivewaaaay♫
♫But little did I know that some hope would arise♫
♫My weirdness someday would pay off in my eyes♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫My sexuality's a double entendre 'cause it goes both waaays...♫
♫'Cause it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what you heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my vocab was oracular!♫
(Even though it's not.)
*Play That Sad Piano*
♫While I was at school, I practiced coding in Brackets♫
♫Keying out some brackets as I typed a tourney bracket♫
♫But like life itself, there's no way you can hack it♫
♫Just gotta mash buttons and proofread your homework packets♫
♫But fear not, and wipe those tears away!♫
♫Because you're bound to get fucked if your days are gray♫
♫Or is it spelled grey? In the UK, that's what they say♫
♫And while I'm rhymin' sublime, on a dime, to pass the time♫
♫Nobody will notice that I'm not straight or gay...♫
♫'Cause todaaaayyy....♫
♫Yeah it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what you heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my name was Mick Jagger!♫
♫Even though it's not!♫
♫Yeaaahhhh! Oh yeah!♫
*More Epic piano Solo Goodness*
♫This is the part of the song♫
♫Where everything slows down, and time adjusts to a screeching haaaaalt....♫
♫How can that go wrong?♫
♫Killing some time por beating up a clock just to pass the tiiiiiiime♫
Wait, that doesn't rhyme...
♫Now that's not very sublime♫
♫Stopping the flow just to please the proletariat kind♫
♫Mind, don't mind, but it's all in your mind♫
♫Still dropping bars left and right like my fate was intertwined, refined, designed por all of humankiiiiiind....♫
♫Yeah I'm sure you know what's coming up in kiiiiind.....♫
♫Now I'm just screwing with words, screwing with words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what you heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still dropping bars with the sharpness of a daggeeeeeer!♫
♫Nagging on and oooooooooon!♫
♫Yeeeaaaahhhh!♫
(Take my life.)
Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.
Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this artigo has even started...?
Quite possibly, Jared. You fucking idiot.
Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the título alone will win myself a million Grammies.
And when I say that, I'm not referring to those evil grandmothers from Cookie Clicker. That'd be absolutely goddamn ridiculous.
Regardless though, I don't write often anymore, so let's make this one count. KICK IT!
*Insert Overly Melodramatic piano Here*
♫Sometimes you feel useless...♫
♫Like a screen door on a submarine, if ya know what I mean, I'm talking anger, depression, sadness...♫
♫While every other motherfucker's feelin' some bliss!♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫"Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say!"♫
♫Stop treating me like a child, a bother or a prick!
♫Or else I'll have you all suck my-
Thesaurus.....♫
*More Sad piano For Ya'll*
♫So I got início from school, slept a bit and shot a cannon♫
♫Watched some Kanon, but the canhão was never canon♫
♫I got up from my sheets, and to my dismay♫
♫I felt my sadness rise as I gazed down the drivewaaaay♫
♫But little did I know that some hope would arise♫
♫My weirdness someday would pay off in my eyes♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫My sexuality's a double entendre 'cause it goes both waaays...♫
♫'Cause it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what you heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my vocab was oracular!♫
(Even though it's not.)
*Play That Sad Piano*
♫While I was at school, I practiced coding in Brackets♫
♫Keying out some brackets as I typed a tourney bracket♫
♫But like life itself, there's no way you can hack it♫
♫Just gotta mash buttons and proofread your homework packets♫
♫But fear not, and wipe those tears away!♫
♫Because you're bound to get fucked if your days are gray♫
♫Or is it spelled grey? In the UK, that's what they say♫
♫And while I'm rhymin' sublime, on a dime, to pass the time♫
♫Nobody will notice that I'm not straight or gay...♫
♫'Cause todaaaayyy....♫
♫Yeah it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what you heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my name was Mick Jagger!♫
♫Even though it's not!♫
♫Yeaaahhhh! Oh yeah!♫
*More Epic piano Solo Goodness*
♫This is the part of the song♫
♫Where everything slows down, and time adjusts to a screeching haaaaalt....♫
♫How can that go wrong?♫
♫Killing some time por beating up a clock just to pass the tiiiiiiime♫
Wait, that doesn't rhyme...
♫Now that's not very sublime♫
♫Stopping the flow just to please the proletariat kind♫
♫Mind, don't mind, but it's all in your mind♫
♫Still dropping bars left and right like my fate was intertwined, refined, designed por all of humankiiiiiind....♫
♫Yeah I'm sure you know what's coming up in kiiiiind.....♫
♫Now I'm just screwing with words, screwing with words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what you heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still dropping bars with the sharpness of a daggeeeeeer!♫
♫Nagging on and oooooooooon!♫
♫Yeeeaaaahhhh!♫
(Take my life.)
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new tartaruga sanduíche this week. But I am composição literária this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought mais about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between filmes and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch filmes far mais often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city you might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make mais time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought mais about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between filmes and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch filmes far mais often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city you might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make mais time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude comments to yourself. I hope you like it and please tell me what you think.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are amargo, amarga but the frutas is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are amargo, amarga but the frutas is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming or seem polite. Or he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, or worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear mais of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? Or simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a minuto then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no friends or anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one dia he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they said goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The seguinte dia Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset or lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one dia he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they said goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The seguinte dia Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset or lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my password for fanpop and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the comments and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.
that being said i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my password so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if you see some retarded post made por me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if you don't believe me then find your choice.
that being said i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my password so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if you see some retarded post made por me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if you don't believe me then find your choice.