Donald Trump is The Man.
1.He's a big patriot who always puts America first
Donald Trump is a man who is very loyal to his country so he always thinks about ways to make his country America a better place in order in improve life for Americans.
2.He will increase the American economy
Whether you like him or not you have to admit that he is a brilliant businessman so its obvious that he is going to increase the economy por opening new businesses and helping the existing business companies so that they wont be forced to mover from America to Mexico
3.He is a fearless leader who isn't afraid to speak the truth
Honestly,the current America is a real mess.You have Mexicans who corrupt our youth por selling drugs to them and raping white girls,Muslims who always commit terrorists attacks in order in to make America shy away from fighting the threat of Islamic Fundamentalism and blacks who always terrorize innocent white Americans and have a hidden agenda to take over America and turn all white people into slaves.If we don't stop them than America is going to be ruined and the worst thing is that because of political correctness people are afraid to speak against this dangerous criminals.
However Donald Trump is different because he is a fearless leader who who always speaks the truth without caring about what people say about him.The best example of his fearless attitude is how he informed everyone about the Muslim terrorist attack that happened in Sweden this February unlike Swedish government who tried to hide the fact that the terrorist attack happened because they didn't want to risk losing their título as the most PC country in the world.
4.He is going to build a wall
Trump is going to build a mural in order to separate the American Paradise from the hell that is Mexico so that filthy Mexican demons wont be able to enter America in order to corrupt our youth and downgrade our society.
5.He doesn't believe in the"Global Warming"myth so he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like protecting the environment
I wish that people would realize that Global Warming is nothing mais than a stupid lie that was created por dumbass hippies in order to force people to protect nature.
One of the reasons why Donald Trump is awesome is the fact that he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like planting mais trees,protecting stupid and useless animais etc.Instead he is going to increase the military budget in order to keep America as the strongest military force in the world so that China and Russia wont stand a chance against us.
6.His zodiac sign is Gemini
I know what you're thinking right now,why the hell is a President's zodiac sing important?Well the answer is quite simple;its because zodiac signs are very important to determine people's personalities and relationships to others.
Trump is Gemini and Putin is Libra and since both Gemini and Libra are compatible because of the fact that they both Air signs means that its very unlikely for Russia and America to get into war with each other
7.His sex appeal
Honestly,have you seen any other President that it as sexy looking as him?I bet that the Russians are green from envy that our President is hot as hell while their President looks like an ugly dwarf.Also he's a real trend montador, setter as well because ever since he's become President everyone started to dye their hair laranja in order to look like him.
These are my reasons why I believe that Trump is awesome and if you are a Trump hater I hope that your opinion of him will change after leitura this article.
Also HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' dia to everyone who has wasted their precious time por leitura this stupid artigo :D
#SaturdaySatire
All hail to the Great Emperor Donald Trump
1.SpongeBob SqaurePants
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
5.(Impractical)Jokers
6.Resturant:Impossible
7.Family Guy
8.Pranked!
9.Tanked
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
13.MAD
14.Scrubs
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
20.Dogs101
21.Ellen
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb
30.Hey,Arnold!
NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
5.(Impractical)Jokers
6.Resturant:Impossible
7.Family Guy
8.Pranked!
9.Tanked
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
13.MAD
14.Scrubs
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
20.Dogs101
21.Ellen
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb
30.Hey,Arnold!
NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
1. Cause it felt like it.
2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????
3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup
4. it wanted some chiken soup.
5. it needed 2 get to the other side
6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r fãs of him u no)
7. on the other side of the road was a KFC
8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken cruz the road
9. he had reasons 2
10. he was lost
11. he wanted to make this joke
12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.
P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????
3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup
4. it wanted some chiken soup.
5. it needed 2 get to the other side
6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r fãs of him u no)
7. on the other side of the road was a KFC
8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken cruz the road
9. he had reasons 2
10. he was lost
11. he wanted to make this joke
12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.
P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the topo, início of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long dia of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task por concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped cantar and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in mais 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut grama makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be mais seguinte week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in mais 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut grama makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be mais seguinte week.
