1. “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go início and change”
2. “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”
3. “I was abducted por aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late you are here)”
4. “I invented a time machine that took me progressivo, para a frente to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”
5. “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”
6. “My parents lost the keys to my cage.”
7. “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”
8. “I’m afraid I can’t tell you why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”
9. “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”
10. "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."
11. “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”
12. “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”
13. I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.
14. I didn`t want to seem to eager.
15. "Could you please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask you again)
16. " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school said 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "
17. "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)
18. “I was trying to find you a gift, (insert teachers name here)”
19. "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time."
2. “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”
3. “I was abducted por aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late you are here)”
4. “I invented a time machine that took me progressivo, para a frente to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”
5. “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”
6. “My parents lost the keys to my cage.”
7. “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”
8. “I’m afraid I can’t tell you why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”
9. “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”
10. "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."
11. “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”
12. “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”
13. I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.
14. I didn`t want to seem to eager.
15. "Could you please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask you again)
16. " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school said 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "
17. "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)
18. “I was trying to find you a gift, (insert teachers name here)”
19. "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time."
1. Ruin there favorito dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with sopa and prank him.
8. kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up por me. ^ ^
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with sopa and prank him.
8. kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up por me. ^ ^
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", por Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", por Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", por Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", por ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", por Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", por Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", por Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", por Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", por Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", por Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", por The Runaways
12. "Mother, por Danzig
13. "Voodoo", por Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", por Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", por Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", por Autograph
17. "I amor You Period", por Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", por Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", por Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", por Kansas
There's someone knockin' on my door
There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Come to the rescue now
Once there was a man who decided he knew everything
Life's been so good to me
I went to see what I could find
You never lived in the streets though you wish you had
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
Living in the sixth dimension
Over time I've come to feel
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If you need help or another example for a better understanding, let me know.