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posted by Noone_N
Here I stand lost in this restricting world
The unloved dark lord and lady, I am
I am the truth twister, BEWARE MY WORDS
I'm the black ovelha, ovelhas of the clan

Here I am, within your reach
Take what you want, practice what you preach
I don't need your disapproving gaze
To know my strength, this isn't a faze

Is my gender a crime?
Insulted and judged throughout time
Where did YOU go wrong? The moment you cast me out

Religion putting you down? So what.
The flor WILL bloom twice
Fear not my mind, fear not my strength, for man shall conquer all
FEAR MY MIND! FEAR MY STRENGTH!
I WILL DEFEND, I WILL DESTROY, I WILL BLOOM ONCE MORE.
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No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

You don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

You're...
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1. meet barney

2. rob a bank while your still cute

3. write a threatening letter to the president

4. egg barneys house because he skipped last weeks show

5. slide down the big slide!

6. get revenge on the pato floaty that nearly drowned you

7. be bigger than big brother

8.drink a beer

9. when drunk find bob the builder and tell him what i really think!

10. win the lottery, and wave the money in mommy and daddy's face because apparently "I'm to younge to get an allowance"

11. get over that vacum cleaner fear

12. win at tug o war with the doggy

13. hold the senator hostage in an elabrate murder plot where...
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posted by werewolflover
I'm in something called Honors Club at school.Each ano we go on a trip,this ano to St.Louis.We left Thursday,April 29th 2010.
The ride took like six hours.The reason it took so long,was because one of the bus's air conditioning messed up,and we had to sit at a gas station for an hour.
We finally got up there and went to Nascar Speed Park.It was awesome.We got to ride go-carts and I won the race.Then,it was time for dinner.We ate hotdogs.And word of advice,if you ever go there DO NOT EAT THEM!!!!They are NASTY.Then,I went to a gift comprar and got a azedar, azedo powder stic.I got some tokens,and used them...
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posted by thespikedturtle
I am depressed. Not that I want to kill myself, but I am definitely depressed. Everywhere I look, I see violence, harshness, and hatred. The sad part is that people today seem to not even notice it, or may even contribute without knowing.

At lunchtime, you usually walk into the cafeteria, jump in line with your friends, and go on without another thought. But jumping people in line really isn't as cool as you think it is. You're not only showing disrespect to the other people, but it's just plain selfish. What you're really doing is using friendship to your advantage and making others suffer...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Ok thx 4 the comments in part 2! most of them were awesome! So here is Part 3!!
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Awesome: Sup Z??

Z: Pigs!!

Awesome: Yeah they make funny noises!

Z: I see a penguin!

Awesome: We're not in Africa !

Z: Oh did u see Billy Bob's ano book picture?

Awesome: No is there something wrong with it?

Z: yeah i had no clue he had a beard!

Awesome: I think ice cream should come in a chocolate flavor

Z: They do...

Awesome: MY gramma has a pretty kitty

Z: aren't all kittys pretty

Awesome: We went out last night

Z: You and who?

Awesome: Charlie Bartlett

Z: As in the movie?

Awesome:...
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posted by Little_Cullen
So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones you don't enjoy but you don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just sonhar acordado (about a bunch of grapes, with each uva having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if you must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.

I was then pulled out of my reverie (one uva had just said to another "What did the...
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