aleatório Article: New Mayan calendar found?

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posted by carsfan

A Mayan calendar has been found that projects dates 7,000 years into the future!

Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special encontro, data in any way shape or form.

So now you know… if you fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing mais than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.

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Too cute

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Faces in Places - Shout Box! lol!

added by edwardcarlisle

Source: blogspot

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This has to be the coolest picture ever

added by xxXsk8trXxx

Source: youtube

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emo thing

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Whatever Happened to Bob the Duck?

added by DoctorSpud

Source: Me

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32 aleatório mottos

posted by Flora_Swift

#=Recommended
~=Really Lame

1.    It’s hard to be discouraged when every path we explore leads nowhere. #

2.    Love is like a perfume. You can’t pour it on someone else without getting a few drops on yourself.

3.    Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. #

4.    Live each dia like it was your last. The past is gone and tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.

5.    Follow your passion and success will follow you.

6.    Where there’s life, there’s hope. #

7.    In...

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Fan-fiction

posted by SeeUV3

Phil

Phan – fiction : oi this is my first “phan”-fiction and I will first warn you if you do not like gay/bi people LEAVE NOW AND DON’T READ. Also Dan and Phil are NOT really together (but they did say they were both bi) this is just a simple fan-fiction and if you want mais chapters of it I will gladly make one mais (suggestions wanted). Sorry if this is mildly or severely creepy. ENJOY (I hope).
Chapter 1: Feelings

It was a cool autumn dia in Manchester when Dan and Phil decided they would mover from Manchester to London. “Phil” cried Dan. “Its 12:00pm get up sleepy head!” Phil...

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Funny Hints That People Don't Like Your best Friend

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: link

How do you know people don't like your friend? Oh, I don't know, how about the fact that...

1. Your mom can never remember your friend's name. She even guesses. "Oh, is your friend... uh... Tasha coming over?" Your friend's name is not Tasha. It's Kate.

2. Your Dad always seems to disappear when Kate comes over. "Well, I should go paint the garagem door now." "Now?" "Yep, no time to waste. Just have to pick up a Kate of paint... I mean, a can of paint from the store."

3. Your little brother rolls his eyes at her name. "Kate's coming over? Does she have to?"

4. Your mom defends Kate to...

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101 things we learn from video games

posted by alismouha

1. It’s OK to kill people.

2. Dying doesn’t really matter much either.

3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.

4. Medicine became obsolete in the ano 2004, when doctors noticed that hiding behind a mural caused human health to regenerate to 100%.

5. Eating stuff found on the floor is good for you – your parents were wrong.

6. Sometime in the future, Earth will be menaced por hordes of alien spacecraft that fly in predictable patterns and can be killed in one hit. The logical course of action will...

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COOL TRIVIA YOU DIDN'T KNOW!

posted by ShiningsTar542

Here are some pretty amazing facts that you probably didn't know:

Originally, Coca-Cola was green. It was an herbal medicine used for dizziness and stomach pain.

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The height of the pyramid of Cheops is equal to one millionth of the distance separating the Earth from the Sun....

Why do we say OK? In the Civil War, when troops returned to camp after a battle, they carried a banner with the number of dead written on it. No dead = 0K (an English acronym for "0 Killed". Hence, OK to say that 'all is well'.

The youngest pope in history was only 11.

Chimpanzees and dolphins are the only animais capable of recognizing themselves in a mirror.

Pretty amazing right? What other facts could you add?

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AstridGoof8219's Best and Worst filmes List

posted by AstridGoof8219

This is my list of filmes from best to worst. Please take notice that this artigo is fully based on opinion and isn't meant to persuade readers to like or dislike any of the filmes that are listed.

My Favorites: The Best
19. The Little Mermaid III: Ariel's Beginning-So cute and emotionally touching.

18. Alice in Wonderland (1951 disney Version)-The movie is so imaginative and really brings back so many memories.

17. Kung Fu Panda-It's funny as hell!

16. Stitch The Movie-I just find the whole other experiments thing to be really cool.

15. shrek Forever After-"Do The Roar!" haha.

14. The...

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things to do in a store

posted by karpach_13

JUST IN CASE YOUR BORED

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of laranja suco, suco de on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&M's on layaway.
8. mover "Caution: Wet...

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things to do in a movie theater

posted by karpach_13

Things to do in a movie theater
1. Inform the entire theatre that you have to go to the bathroom. Wait a minuto or so and tell everyone that you feel better now.

2. Applaud.

3. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.

4. Sing along with the backround music.

5. Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"

6. Snore.

7. Yell "Hey, down in front!" even if you are sitting in the front.

8. Make shadow puppets.

9. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight.

10. Walk around behind the screen....

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The Waffle Thief

posted by awesomebrowny

There was a VERY picky family and they got on EVERYBODY'S nerves. One dia brother Billy saw sister Lily's waffles just...sitting there.So while she and brother Bob were talking to their mom fighting about who roubou brother Joe's waffles the other day, so Billy decided to take Lilly's waffles and run. Billy ran as fast as he could into his room shut the door and started to eat the waffles.Billy's dad came in and asked what he was doing...as soon as he saw the waffles he closed the door and said "u know u should really try not 2 make a big commotion while stealing waffles,but then again gimmie...