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Every dia it’s getting worse
Do the same things and it hurts
I don’t know if I should cry
All I know is that I’m trying
I wanna believe in you
I wanna believe in you
But you make it so hard to do
What’s the point of making plans
You break all the ones we have
I don’t know where we went wrong
‘Cause we used to be so strong
I wanna believe in you
I wanna believe in you
So why can’t you be
Be good to me
I don’t ask for much, all I want is love
Someone to see, that’s all I need
Somebody to be, (Somebody to be) somebody to be
Good to me, good to me, can you be good to me
Good to me, please
I used to think I had it all
Then one dia we hit a wall
I had hoped you were the one
That was my dream, where has it gone
I wanted to be with you
Forever just me and you
So why can’t you be
Be good to me
I don’t ask for much, all I want is love
Someone to see, that’s all I need (That’s all I need)
Somebody to be, (Somebody to be) somebody to be
Good to me, good to me, can you be good to me
Good to me, please
(RAP)
Where do I go from here
You’ve gotten under my skin
And I don’t know how to get out
Of this place that I’m in
I don’t ask for much, all I want is love
Someone to see, that’s all I need (Yeah)
Somebody to be, (Somebody to be) somebody to be
Good to me, good to me, can you be good to me
Good to me, please
I don’t ask for much, all I want is love
Someone to see, that’s all I need (That’s all I need)
Somebody to be, (Someone to be) somebody to be
Good to me, good to me, can you be good to me
Good to me, please
Can you be good to me
Can you be good to me, good to me, please
posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear super-homem pajamas. super-homem wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a coração attack. His coração isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on fogo with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids por their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and gir in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. gir simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by KateKicksAss
 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if you are TRULY random, you shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever you may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases or monologues or pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of friends or logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if you got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and you can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and por brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in cama and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse pêssego was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", pêssego told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a kiss and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. margarida hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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added by loonybug
Source: tumblr
No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have you watched Shake it up? It's the best thing disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL disney & music. Even the trash filmes like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap disney Channel has to offer....
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posted by hetalianstella
This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume you are Chinese just because you're Asian, or automatically assume you are Mexican just because you are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best friends are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little pónei, pônei fã fiction. If you do not like talking cavalos that come in different colors, run for your life.



Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....

Papillon

Police pónei, pônei 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police pónei, pônei 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, you will all be transferred...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started por a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new ícone he created. This angered millions, and dividido, dividir the My Little pónei, pônei fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
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Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...



10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a list like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also composição literária taunting letters to police. If you heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..


9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...
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Mapquest Driving Directions is a web mapping service that provides detailed driving directions, traffic updates, and maps for various modes of transportation, including cars, bicycles, and public transportation. Mapquest Driving Directions is available on the web, as well as on mobile devices through the Mapquest app.

Cruise control, on the other hand, is a feature found in many modern cars that allows drivers to set a constant speed for their vehicle. With cruise control, drivers can relax their feet and maintain a consistent speed without needing to constantly adjust the accelerator pedal....
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(All sources come from listed games and celebrities Wikipedia pages, Behind the Voice Actor pages, and imdb pages)

You know, there’s a lot they don’t tell you about voice acting. One of those things is that voice atuação is tough. Like really tough. Oh sure, a lot of people will tell you, “You don’t even gotta show your face. This isn’t real acting.”. Those are the words of a person who has never attempted to read lines naturally on a piece of paper to convey emotions through just dialogue in their life. Also an idiot. But yeah, voice atuação isn’t easy. Having to strain your voice...
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added by Ranty-cat
Source: Fb
 Razalia, Elijah Jones, minecraft City First Look
Razalia, Elijah Jones, Minecraft City First Look
Razalia, is a massive coastal city in the northern region of Skyline Country, and recently. His city Razalia has been a hot topic in the minecraft Community. The city resembles a lot of Seattle and Portland. Which por are means, his início cities of the northwest. Though Razalia has to be one of the most stunning cities. Several other cities in his world resemble different kinds of beauty from a perception of minecraft no-one has ever seen

To see mais of his cities, follow him on Reddit or minecraft Community Via Facebook.

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posted by TimberHumphrey
(Ooooh)
Na-na

Yeah

I saw you dancing in a crowded room
You look so happy when i'm not with you
But then you saw me, caught you por surprise
A single teardrop falling from your eye

I don't why i run away
I'll make you cry when i run away

You could've asked me why i broke your heart
You could've told me that you fell apart
But you walked past me like i wasn't there
And just pretended like you didn't care

I don't know why i run away
I'll make you cry when i run away

Take me back 'cause i wanna stay
Save your tears for another

Save your tears for another day
Save your tears for another day

So, i made you think that...
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