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rosas are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base Are belong to you
MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'"
One dia we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait.
God must like stupid people; he makes so many of them.
Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
I bet the reason modelos are so skinny is because their stomach digested themselves and they can no longer eat. ...Just a theory.xD
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
A wise man doesn't need conselhos and a fool won't take it.
Errors have been made, others will be blamed.
Chaos,panic and disorder- my work here is done.
Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present.
Don't look where you fell, but where you slipped.
"Cool" people are just idiots wearing pricey clothes.
When people say "life is short": What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that is longer?
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers
Some people are like slinkies-they're really good for nothing.But they bring a smile to your face when you push them down aflight of stairs.
Its all fun and games until someone loses their sanity.
I know I sound like I'm in denial, but I'm not.
If you fall and break both of your legs don't come running to me!
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posted by talinabeadles
If you are looking for a boy to prank call. Call your ex and tell him he got you pregnant and that you want child support. Then if he hangs up repeat the cycle again. hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




then if you want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the seguinte dia say that you are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif you get child support hope this helps like i said have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop leitura and if you are still leitura thisthen i know you amor me no joke i thought you did not want to countinue leitura you llied what a big mistake not jk lol this is so aleatório ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still leitura bye b7ye now stop leitura this great now you can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop leitura this bye!!!!!!!! caixa de entrada me i amor you and hit me at facebook at talina cyanne
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


January 12, 2001

Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*

Outside were two brand new Chrysler 300's

Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back you two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let you talk in private. *Leaves*...
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