You know what I hate? When you hold the door open for some aleatório fucker you've never even met in your life and they just walk on por without saying thank you or even acknowledging your god damn presence. Why this irks me so much I dunno. But it just does.
It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:
Um, excuse me, who the hell do you think you are? Do you not see me opening this door for you, wasting segundos of my life for some aleatório dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill you to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life por even a jiffy and yes that's an actual unit of time. You won't even have to pause in your walking. You know what bitch, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU! All you have to do is just do that little nod thing to say "Eh dude, I realize you're there man." But you're too much of a snobby bastard/bastardette to do even that?!?! What the fuck?! Ugh, you dumb Canterlot ponies.... /shot
I mean seriously, this is not a damn automatic door, I am a person standing here politely holding the door for you so you don't have to waste your time pushing it open, yet you can't even say thanks when I'm wasting mine?! I want to soco you in the genitals. ._. Now now now, I would have no problem with this if you were perhaps a mute, on the phone with the president, holding 5 bebês and are too busy making sure none of them are dropped to say anything, don't speak English, or something among those lines. But 99% of the time, that's not the case. What's your problem with saying thanks? Hell I just could've slammed the door in your face if I wanted to, because who are you to me?! I don't know you! Alas I'm standing there on my feet -and I HATE standing- holding this damn door open for you because I'm being polite, unlike you, you motherfucker.
K so I might add mais to this rant later bai.
It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:
Um, excuse me, who the hell do you think you are? Do you not see me opening this door for you, wasting segundos of my life for some aleatório dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill you to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life por even a jiffy and yes that's an actual unit of time. You won't even have to pause in your walking. You know what bitch, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU! All you have to do is just do that little nod thing to say "Eh dude, I realize you're there man." But you're too much of a snobby bastard/bastardette to do even that?!?! What the fuck?! Ugh, you dumb Canterlot ponies.... /shot
I mean seriously, this is not a damn automatic door, I am a person standing here politely holding the door for you so you don't have to waste your time pushing it open, yet you can't even say thanks when I'm wasting mine?! I want to soco you in the genitals. ._. Now now now, I would have no problem with this if you were perhaps a mute, on the phone with the president, holding 5 bebês and are too busy making sure none of them are dropped to say anything, don't speak English, or something among those lines. But 99% of the time, that's not the case. What's your problem with saying thanks? Hell I just could've slammed the door in your face if I wanted to, because who are you to me?! I don't know you! Alas I'm standing there on my feet -and I HATE standing- holding this damn door open for you because I'm being polite, unlike you, you motherfucker.
K so I might add mais to this rant later bai.
Picture related. ._.
