aleatório Article: Arnold Schwarzenegger (how it really happened)

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Arnold Schwarzenegger (how it really happened)

posted by Schnusch

Just leitura some of the terminator-Exterminador do Futuro frases through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!

Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash dia tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.

I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. You might get annoyed por it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.

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My topo, início 5 favorito Undertale Characters

posted by Famegurl754

Hello there, aleatório people of this bitchy site, Fanpop, (for shits and giggles that was a joke, idiot.) I am here to present you my topo, início 5 undertale characters!

Well, I've gotten into the Undertale fandom about a mês atrás and I've liked a few characters and... just... yeah, it was a pretty cool game... so, here are a few shits before i start with the list.

And no, Sans or Papyrus isn't gonna be on this list, goddamnit.

There are no minibosses or bosses in this list, I might make a separate list for some shit like that.

And this is opinion based, your mother taught you how to respect people's opinions,...

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My Friend Lisa - creepypasta

posted by Canada24

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This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
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Today I tried to plant a flor in the yard. I tried to plant it por the Sandbox, but Lisa said that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
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Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for show and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
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Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa said people came to the porch and...

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To my depressed Best Friend...

posted by alice1919119

This 15 ano old girl used to maintain a common diary with her 13 ano old best friend in which they wrote how they felt about each other and their friendship. When she discovered that her friend who had been a patient of clinical depression had tried to kill herself, she wrote this in the diary and it brought her best friend to tears...
The names have been changed as per author's request...

November 13

Dear Amira,

K so... without going on about any trivial stuff this time, you should know that I've mais than you'd expect to say about stuff I usually don't go on about on phone or in person......

Moose

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Cat

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The Tale of King Ramses - creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

Courage the Cowardly Dog was a show on Cartoon Network when it actually had mostly good shows (It aired from 1999-2002). It was cancelled after 4 seasons but it's shown on Cartoon Network sporadically.

One episode in particular that scared a lot of us was King Ramses'' Curse. But does anyone really know King Ramses' backstory? Not really. That's where I come in. About 3 weeks ago, a friend of mine named Ted sent me a link to a website. It was the Cartoon Network website but there was something off about it.

It was darker than I had last remembered it, and por that I mean dark colors. It had been...

The youtube Stalker - A creepypasta made por Slenderman777

posted by slenderman777

Hello. To start off i like going on the internet, my favorito website is youtube. for some of you who don't know it's a famous video sharing website that let's you share videos, alot of people tend to upload gaming vídeos or música or vídeos of there cat.

I mostly watch a lot of the good youtube channels like Seananners or Vanoss and much more, and i sometimes watch aleatório peoples channels. Like go to a video that has lots of views, click on some aleatório persons channel via the comments. Sometimes i find great channels with great videos, but when i clicked on one certain channel my life was forever...

The Ed Edd n Eddy Theory - creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

We hadn't always been here. But the neighborhood has. Even before it was a neighborhood on earth this one had been here. Here for those that would be lost on those cursed grounds, here for those who would die long before their real life ever truly began, here for those who never really wanted to grow up.

We come from different times and we come from different lives, but one thing remains true of all of us. We lived on the earthly realm of the neighborhood at some point in our lives and died long before our time was supposed to come. We don't remember much of our lives in the cul-de-sac since...

NEW SERIES: Ask Dr. Robotnik!

posted by deathding

Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge fã of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.

But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.

You type in the comments section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.

To get started, all you have to do is type into the comments section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ comments I'll make a new artigo answering them with funny pictures and text!

This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.

Comment now!

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topo, início 10 animê Openings

posted by PeacefulCritic

Before we get started I’ll like to make some rules for this list:
*Only animê allowed on this list meaning only Japanese desenhos animados
*They are rare exceptions to the last rule though, if the cartoon acts like an anime.
* I had to watch the animê to include the theme song to the list
*One song per anime

10.Princess Tutu Op(Morning Grace):
We start off this list with a very dark and tragic animê Op to match the animê it represents.The genre is the Magical girl genre so, of course it’s going to be dark. It’s known to be deceiving; Anyway back on topic with The Princess Tutu opening.
link]https://youtu.be/aH0ULZZScJQ[/url][/url]...