--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a segundo look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I encontro, data just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a segundo look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I encontro, data just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
Why not??! :(
Because they are not sweets at all, but soaps! Look a little closer:
The ice creams are blueberry, melancia and cereja flavor!
The biscoitos, cookies that look like they are are made of toffee and strawberry, really smell like these delicious foods!
Doughnuts? They are just like the ones you can buy at the store, in size and shape. Of course, you can't eat them, but they do smell like chocolate!
How about one of the muffins, which smell like pear, maçã, apple and vanilla?
The last doughnut would be perfect for a guy like Homer Simpson. He wouldn't mind that it's just soap!
These soaps would make for a really fun gift or the perfect prop in a practical joke. Here's the website if you wan to buy a couple of them: link
LOL! xD
source: mundochica
Hi everyone it's me Invader Calliope!
0% Innocent
█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope you are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I amor INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
DX
So i am going to tell you a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
0% Innocent
█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope you are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I amor INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
DX
So i am going to tell you a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
So,this is my first of maybe many artigos that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing
so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......
Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i said astronouts how do you think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first touro in o espaço was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good friends Collin Mc Moo,Milky chocolate and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents touro Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.
Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank you for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......
Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i said astronouts how do you think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first touro in o espaço was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good friends Collin Mc Moo,Milky chocolate and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents touro Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.
Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank you for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you