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What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.


-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first dia after the wedding.

Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do you want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do you amor me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do you think that one dia you may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can you kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do you think that you may soco me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.

-Now read the conversation from the below to the topo, início in order to know what happened after one year.

Have fun. ;D
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Now take your seats.
One dia in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: YOU B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI fogo breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! fogo BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
Londres tipton: *raped*
THE END!
Sorry about the poor video quality, it was the only version I could find where the música wasn't muted.
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-i hope it was helpful :P


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Looking for a laugh?
Say no more, look no further! :{D


1.
Two guys are taking the subway. One of them had a bunch of bananas and a jar of musterd. He peeled a banana, dipped it in the mustard and threw it out of the window. The other guy looked at him weird, but decided not to say anything. After a minuto or two, he did the same thing. Peeled the banana, put it in the mustard, and threw it out of the subway train!
"Why on Earth are you doing that." the guy said.
"Hell, do you like bananas with mustard?"

2.
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