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Best answer contest : Why is your mom gay?

 Best answer contest : Why is your mom gay?
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so, I am going to post pergunta now and then. you guys will try to give the most funny/sarcastic / (rude if you have to) comeback answers. It will be a competition of who can get the best answer. Don't just answer. aslo try to vote the worthy ones. Leave comments as well. It will be engaging and fun.
Zippy100 posted over a year ago
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Note: If you vote someones answer, please comnent that "votes best" so that I can tell how many votes one got. At the end of the competition, I will list who got the most votes.
Zippy100 posted over a year ago
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zanhar1 said:
Because she saw your face.
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posted over a year ago 
kingcesar67 said:
Because her daughter is prettier than her husband
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Mauserfan1910 said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated topo, início of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the topo, início sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bunda off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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AquaMarine6663 said:
no u
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