We're all living in America

[Skipper and Kowalski were locked in an intense game of checkers. Both of the opponents were equally matched. Kowalski was, of course, a genius but Skipper hadn’t made it this far with cheap strategy skills either. Skipper moves his black checker piece, it seemed like a good mover to him. He realized that it was the wrong mover though, when he heard Kowalski’s laugh of triumph.]
Kowalski: [Smugly] And now it’s time to put my triple flip checker trick to the test
[Kowalski does a series of moves with his red checker piece that were as complex and impossible looking as would be expected...

“Busted”
June 23, 2014

    After a long dia of training, dealing with Julien, and protecting the zoo, Skipper busied himself on a top-secret solo mission. . . .

    “You think you’re smooth, Hans, but you’re not as smooth as me. Especially not like . . . this!” Skipper said to the mirror as he held the fake mustache to his beak. He straightened his cowboy hat and shined his sheriff badge. “Now, that’s what I call a rugged Belvidere if I do say so myself.”

    Skipper turned at different angles to the mirror as he admired...

Breathe Again 04.10.16

“Thanks for this, guys. I really appreciate it,” Max said as the penguins prepared to leave.

“No problem, Moon Cat,” Skipper replied. “We hope your new início works for you. You know where to find us if you need anything.”

“Just across town,” Max replied affirmatively. “Got it.”

“Let’s head home, boys,” Skipper said as the four of them climbed into their rosa, -de-rosa car. Rico pressed on the gas but had to brake suddenly when a furgão, van zipped by, heading east.

“Whoa, they’re in a hurry,” Private observed.

“Wasn’t that a news van, Skipper?” Kowalski inquired....

Razor padded down the stairs and stared at the young penguin. "Hmm." He lifted him on his back and walked off.

Memory

Private ran around on the colina giggling joyfully.

"Private could you come here for a second?" Blue called, shaking his head at the smaller.

Private squealed then ran back and wrapped his flippers around him. "You're warm big brothah."

"Close your eyes."

"Why?"

Blue laughed, "Well it won't be a surprise if I tell you."

Private pouted but shut his eyes. He was certainly surprised feeling his forehead being kissed.

"May you be smiled upon baby brother."

Private opened his eyes. "What was...

Light 01.23.15

Marlene laid against the dark, damp soil, nearly losing consciousness. The air was growing heavy, and her breathing was becoming labored. She'd been underground for almost an hora now, and was running out of oxygen. In the pitch black, she'd never felt mais alone.

She and Private had left the zoo for snowcones. But when they got close, a human spotted them and they had to hide in a panic haste. Private sought refuge in a trashcan while Marlene pomba into an abandoned raposa hole. But the seguinte thing she knew, the human ran across it in procurar of her and the vibration caused the loose...

“No, Mort! You are so stupid-y! You can not just hop right in front of me like that when I am shaking my money-maker!” Julien snapped at the small lemur.

“But I wanted to shake my money-maker, too!” Mort protested.

“No! You do not have a money-maker! Only the king has the maker of the money,” Julien insisted as he dusted off his crown. “Also, I—”

“King Julien!” Maurice interrupted from the sidelines.

“Maurice!” Julien said angrily. “How dare you interrupt me when I am ranting!”

“Just look!” Maurice said pointing to the penguins’ habitat across the way.

Julien followed...

“Hurry! Get him on the table! We’re losing him!” Kowalski commanded as he, Rico, and Private carried their leader into the zoo infirmary.

Rico and Private laid a bruised, scratched-up, and unconscious Skipper on the examination table.

“We’re going to need help!” Kowalski said setting to work assessing his wounds. “Private, go find some hands!”

“Aye!” Private acknowledged as he leapt from the table. He ran to the chimps’ habitat first.

“Mason! Phil!” he called in a panic.

Mason climbed down from his árvore with Phil following close behind.

“What’s the trouble, Private?...

Author's Note: Happy New Year! Here's the seguinte chapter!

For the segundo time that day, I woke up –this time with the smell of sardines. Private’s face was hovering close by, and that was the first thing I saw. “He’s awake!” Private yelled.

I held a flipper to my head and groaned. “Remind me not to spin my head like that again,” I said.

Rico smiled at me. He said something I didn’t understand. “Sorry,” I said. “What did you say?”

Private translated. “He says that you’ll get well soon.”

I glanced at Rico. He nodded in confirmation. Kowalski waddled over. “Perhaps...

Monday
The three penguins lined up in front of their leader. “Mission, sir?” asked Kowalski, saluting.
“Right,” replied his commander. “Years ago, I received a call of help from our cousins the turkeys.”
“The turkeys are our cousins?” repeated Private.
“Yes.”
Private’s face grew worried. “So our cousins are being butchered as we speak?”
Rico’s face, on the other hand, was disturbingly dreamy. Ignoring the look on Rico’s face, Skipper continued. “Like a fool, I turned it down.”
“Isn’t it breaking the pinguim code?” asked Kowalski.
Skipper glared at him....

    For a long while, Kowalski traveled in the dark. The only way he could see anything was because of the gentle moonlight and Aurora Borealis dancing across the sky. He persisted through the snow, fighting against the wind. The cold pinched at his face and made it difficult to keep his eyes open. Finally, he assumed that it’d be best to just stop and get some rest.

    Without much option on a place to sleep, he just stopped where he was and laid his spare luva down. Feet first, he climbed inside the luva until his head was inside. The insulated...

It was a typical dia in the zoo....skipper and the others were enjoying there dia so far....private was trying to be extra cute today to show skipper he could be mais cute then he ever could before....

Private: am I Bieng EXTRA cute today skipper?

Skipper:"sigh" yes private...we all know your the cutest....

Rico and kowalski just sighed as they were waving to the people....

Ding...ding.....the sino had rung...it was closing time..the penguins all did thier final wave as the customers left....they all were just about to go down to thier lair and call it a day...when Marlene jumped into thier lair....with...