Skipper and King Julien

Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"...

Rico was in a kind of desert. No trees or bushes could be seen.
He looked around. As expected, he was alone.
He didn’t know what he should do so he just went through the desert.
After about ten minutes, he saw it. The flag!
"That was easy." He said, and wanted to run on to the flag.
But before he could even make a move, he noticed a movement on the left side.
He turned around and almost started to laugh!
A unicorn!
A sweet little baby unicorn!
That was all!
He ran a few yards to the foal. It whinnied happily.
"Okay, come here, I'll just beat you up and nothing else." He said.
The potro, colt whinnied again...

*Private's PoV*

The only reason we survive the explosion, is because of bad luck...which turns out to be GOOD luck.

We were running-well, CC and Skippah were runnning, I was being carried por Skippah. And CC trips and falls down a hidden staircase that goes down to a basement. Skippah quickly follows. Mere segundos before the explosion, we make it to the bottom and hear:

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

The whole base violently shakes and causes all of us to loose our balance, and collapse to the ground. We feel the heat from deep underground, which tells us the danger we were in just segundos ago.

We were...

It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...

(Morning)

Skipper was the first one awake the very seguinte morning; followed shortly por Rico and Kowalski. Skipper walked over to his coffee urn and began brewing some coffee.

"Well boys, what's on the agenda today?" Skipper asked as the coffee urn began gurgling.

Kowalski was about to answer when he noticed that Private's bunk was empty.

"Ummm... Skipper it appears that Private isn't here," Kowalski said as pointed at Private's bunk.

Skipper looked over and let out a little growl.

"Seriously? What is going on with Private? I don't mind it if it's for the guests, but if it gets in the way of our training...

the seguinte mourning.

Me: (wakes up) mourning guys.

Everyone: mourning Kiva.

Me: (gets out one snack and a bottle of water from my backpack)

Mort: why did you get snack and water?

Me: because the snack will give me energy and water will make me hydrate Mort (eats my snack then drinks a little bit of water).

Skipper: you're lucky Kiva. the rest of us need water as well you know.

Me: I know Skipper maybe all of us should go look for water.

Maurice: what?!

Marlene: Kiva are you crazy there are wild animais out there plus you're injured!

Me: I maybe injured Marlene but what choose do I have? I can't risk you...

Kowalski sat patiently on his bench in Central Park. It was under an efflorescing cereja tree, which he knew was her favorite. It was early spring and the bright sun splashed through holes in the flowering canopy of the park's trees. The slight breeze blew a few petals from the trees, causing them to fall and create a blanket of rosa, -de-rosa and white softness. It was everything he imagined for the start of a romance. The scientist pulled out his notepad and looked at his prediction for the day's happening. He spent much too long thinking of the moment.

She'd walk towards him slowly, look around in...

A shadowy figure grabbed Skipper's tape recorder and moved into a seperate and mais private room. The figure closed the door and made sure that he was alone. He pushed the record button on the tape recorder and began speaking.

"Private's log. June, 8th. I am very frightened now. It has been only a couple of days, but I fear that my life may be in danger. I've had some frightening enemies in the past. Dr. Blowhole, The Red Squirrel, and even the Amarillo Kid. But this guy frightens me mais than any of them combined. Who is this person that frightens me? I don't even know who he is. No, not he....

"(Snore...Snore...) OW!!!" Starlite yelled, something had hit her head while she was sleeping. She rubbed her eyes and then opened them. Her beak dropped. It was a oasis, the grama was go green you would say it was plastic, palm trees and frutas trees surrounded a crystal-clear river, the river was fed por a beautiful waterfall. If you could call it that, the waterfall was only a metre high. "Am i in heaven?" She whispered as she looked at the peixe swimming in the crystal water. "No, because you don't belong there." She heard a familiar voice say, Skipper came swooping in via a vine, he was dripping....

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 2 – The Competition

    Back at the Central Park Zoo, Kowalski, Rico and Private were desperately trying to think of ways to change Skipper’s mind. “What are we going to do?!” Private asked the others, with a concerned look on his face, “This is only one night of the entire year. Skipper can’t afford to miss it.” “Don’t worry Private. I’m sure Skipper will come tonight. He just need time to think this through is all.” Kowalski assured him. “Do you think he would?” “Affirmative. However, if you’re not positively...

Liberty was deep into a painting when it happened. She loved painting. It help soothe her when things went wrong. She loved the gentle strokes of her brush as her masterpeices took form. Today a radiant image of the African plain glowed before her. She was almost done. The last thing to do was the sky. Suddenly she heard a familiar voice, "Am I interrupting something?"
Liberty gasped, looking around, her amber eyes darting to the entrance of her cave. A streak of sky blue slashed across the african plain. She looked back in dismay. Her homeland was ruined. She turned to see who'd been the cause...

Private's PoV
It's 6:30 a. m., and I'm wide awake. This is nothing unusual; Skipper usually makes us rise before the sun. I don't mind though; I like spending time with my friends, even if it's while doing drills and practice. After that was done, we combed the zoo for any suspicious activity. Finding none, we headed back to our enclosure to do aleatório stuff. The first thing Kowalski did was go to work on his new invention. I'm not sure what it's supposed to do; all I know is he says it's his "best ever" and that it'll "change history". I've heard it all before. We all have. Kowalski makes a...

In the POM universe
P: Wow! We're actually in OUR universe for the race!
S: Focus, Private, we're here to race!
P: Right. (they drive up to the Masked Power Racer's car)
Power Racer: I see, we're in your universe, guys.
S: Yea! Our universe, our territory! If you wanna battle, we'll battle!
K: We can be really fierce!
Power Racer: Look, guys, as wierd as it may seem, I don't want to hurt you guys.
S: We didn't come for a soap opera, we came to race! (Team MAD's car is right behind them)
Ramsay: Got the laser lights ready?
Jack: Ready! (flaming lasers come out of the car lights and the Power Racer uses...

In the Family Guy universe
Peter: I got the fuel we need. (pulls out some cans of beer)
Cleveland: Quick question, is the cerveja for the fuel or for you?
Peter: For the fuel, Cleveland. (runs over a skeleton on a motorcycle) Sorry, Ghost Rider!
P: We're seem to be making mais progress than Johnny Test and Robot Chicken.
K: Seems like Susan is making something to keep everything Johnny can hear censored.
S: You can tell from the rearview mirror?
K: Well, yea, and I have a feeling that some foul language is gonna come along. (the Masked Power Racer's car comes por the penguins' car and the window is down)...

skipper and his palls sat at their beds, they just had arough dia they fught with each other, but Skipper was alert, like always, thenb, he could hear someone knocking the door, or the fishbowl, he runned towards the enter, he hoped to see a lémure, lemur and lontra or even Mandy, but what he saw was something that ruined his happiness: Hans the Denmark puffin.

"Hans?!"

"hey Skipper, I need your help, could you come out here?"

"why should I?"

"because last time we met I didn't try to kill you?"

"maybe because you were fighting androids?"

"look, I changed, and I have a deal!"

"a deal was what made me public...

Skipper's sense of adventure rised, he always wanted to be on a sky-high fight,

and his dream was finally coming true! He looked for any button, he finally saw one with wings,

after activating it he heard the voice of the computer


"deploying wings" Skipper moved what seemed to be a manuver lever, he saw one, and pressed the big

red button in the topo, início of the lever,

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM the ship was destroyed por the missle Skipper shoot, suddently a voice came

"help! they're on me!" it was marlene,

Skipper wasn't an idiot, maybe he could gain her atention through the classic one: heroic accion!


"don't worry,...

I come across Kowalski constructing a new invention while he's listening to music.
Me: Kowalski?
K: (drops ipod) Aaagh! (looks behind him) Oh, Monique, it's you.
Me: What's the invention this time?
K: Well, it's the Vocaltunage Imagery Ray.
Me: Judging por the name, does it turn songs into actions depending on the song?
K: Actually yes. Now let me set up a song and shoot a laser in the sky. (shoots laser in the sky surrounding the zoo)
Me: What song is it?
K: You'll see.
Jessica: Grandma Monique! (walks towards me and Kowalski)
Me: I told you, Jessica, just call me "Monique".
Jessica: Alright, Monique,...

the encontro, data is august 25,2009 the dia started out as usual for the penguins private on the other hand has been atuação very odd so the vet decided to put private on happy pills....

skipper:you know kowalski private hasn't been atuação the same ever since he went on those pills.

kowalski: i agree with you skipper he's been atuação very very odd you know i've caught him talking to a mural when his alone.

skipper:really?

kowalski:yeah and he's been saying some odd words too.
(private comes into H.Q. all bloody)

skipper:private are you okay?

private:sure i am skippa i just went to see alice that's all but she...

A fatal Dispute

When they got back to the oak, they were welcomed por the others. Glad that they had found what they needed, they began to divide up the food. In fact it were only the fruits that had to be shared; the penguins and the lontra had brought their own food, and Burt was anyway eating from the trees – although he quite missed his peanuts. But the chimpanzees, lemurs and baboons had the same nurture and so they had to share fairly. This wouldn't have been a problem, if it hadn't been for Julien. The amount of comida for them was little and he insisted of getting mais than the others....

In the City

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The wind was slightly shaking the trees as the group of five animais went over the grama in the cover of the trunks' shadows.

Marlene would have preferred that Private had stayed at the oak but he had said he wanted to help. Rico had wanted to come with them, but Mason had been adamant that he stayed in cama for two mais days. Finally Rico had given in. Marlene had been puzzled of the intensity with that Rico wanted to stay at Private's side…

As they approached the streets of New York they noticed at once that something was wrong.

Marlene, Private, King Julien, Maurice and Mort...