Inflation Motivational Poster

The penguins had been together for awhile but nothing prepared them for this. It was a cool, brisk spring morning, when they were training.
"Alright boys, let's act cute and cuddly for our guests." Skipper suggested rubbing his flippers together.
It seemed to begin as a normal day, but in an instant it changed. Toppling over something, Private noticed there was a letter and picked it up.
"Skippah, I found something here." Private said anxiously.
"Kowalski, what do think?" Skipper questioned.
"It looks like a letter." Kowalski murmured examining the paper. Skipper shot Kowalski a "of course" look....

As it got later Private's mind and thoughts changed with the sky of the outside and his sanity disappeared with the sun. On the outside he was serene and relaxed since Kowalski came to his rescue, but inside he wanted to end the suffering he kept putting himself through por the echoing scream of Max that was stuck in his head. Once Kowalski fell asleep he crept toward the sleeping Rico, or at least Private thought he was sleeping.
Skipper limped all night licking his waterless beak for a pinch of liquid to quench his life-threatening thirst. His dehydration was the least of his troubles, through...

Killer turned around nervously.
Ki: "Uh, Skipper .... what are you doing awake?"
S: "You weren't leaving, were you?"
Ki: "No, I was ..... just going for a walk."
S: "Come on, if you planning on coming back for Private, you would tell him you were going to fake your death. That's right, Killer, I know what's off about you. You must be so messed up to walk out on him. I've got news for you. You're never going to find a better kid."
Ki: "I know, I know, I'm just afraid of what might happen. I mean, if the hunters return and .... what if I mess up again."
S: "You leave and you're messing up majorly....

Private followed the average routine of the challengers. He was named, weighed, and taken to the arena. The smells of comida taunted him as he ciclomotor in like a zombie. It got even worse when he looked down and found his challenger. Max's big petrified eyes stared up at him begging for a chance to live. He took a deep breath and the shot rang out.


Skipper's body was thrown in the dumpster. As the man walked inside, something began moving. It was Skipper! He climbed the repulsive heap of trash and corpses. He swung a leg out of the garbage. In the motion of moving his other leg a flipper grasped...

Skipper jumped to his feet and kicked the shadowy pinguim in front of him.
S: "Stay back!"
K: "Skipper, calm down! It's me."
S: "Kowalski? Who's she?"
N: "I'm Nicole, and you are Skipper?"
K: "Afirmitive,"
N: "Kowalski's told me a lot about you Private, and Rico."
S: "Oh, like what?"
N: "Only good things I assure you. Like your impecable leadership."
Skipper blushed and whispered to Kowalski.
S: "I like your new girlfriend."
K: "Girlfriend? No, we're just friends."
S: "Come on, Kowalski, I know you better. You have feelings for her, don't you."
N: "Guys, I'm right here."
K: "Sorry, Nicole. Skipper was being...

Skipper's point of view
A human whipped me to the ground. The bone-chilling hands jerked me up from the ground. Then, I knew it was my turn. As the gritty man carried me, eyes peered out of the pitch black darkness. Some were filled with melchnolly relief and others with despair. For they knew, they could be next. Right, at that moment I remembered the words my father had told me when he had left for war the final time: "Now, that you're a soldier you must never be afraid to die. It is the greatest honor for a soldier to die on the battlefield. Win or don't come back at all." The human hoisted...

The penguins were asleep in their bunks, but whispers from outside the habitat caught Private's attention. His eyes opened wide instantly. He leaped down and scanned his sleeping friends to see if they were awake.
P: "Kowalski, are you awake?"
K: "What is it, Private?"
P: "I thought I heard some one outside."
K: "Tell Skipper."
P: "Skippah,"
S: "Private! I'm trying to sleep!"
P: "Sorry, Skippah."
S: "Ugh, alright, Rico."
R: "Wah?"
S: "Go out and procurar for anything suspicious."
R: "Aye, aye,"
Rico waddled out sleepishly. As soon as Rico climbed out of the hatch and on topo, início of the island, he let out a unalarmed...

Night,at the zoo...
Private:Skipper,nothing seems to be bad
*Rico becomes scared*
Rico:Ouuuugh!!!
Skipper:Well,all right.I can just sleep with-
*Kowalski turns angry*
Kowalski:Cream!Cream!Cream!WE ALL GET IT!!!
Skipper:Kowalski,what's with you?!
Kowalski:NOTHING!JUST LET ME BE WITH WHO I amor FOR ONCE!!!
Skipper:Well,who are you in amor with?!
Kowalksi:CREAM!CREAM!CREAM!
*Skipper turns red*
Skipper:Forget this!Let's sleep!
The seguinte day...
Cream:Hey,hon!*kisses Skipper*
*Skipper kisses Cream as soon as Kowalski comes*
Kowalski:Uggh!
Skipper:Cream,I amor you!
Cream:I amor you,too!
*Cream leaves the HQ*
Kowalski:Skipper!I...

The seguinte morning, Skipper trudged over to the coffee machine and poured a cup into his mug with a yawn.

“Couldn’t sleep, Skipper,” Kowalski said coming to his side with a flipper-full of fish.

“Not really,” Skipper replied taking a peixe and stirring it in his coffee.

“That so?” Kowalski said with an underlying smile.

Skipper looked at him. “You know I turned in late,” he said insistently.

“Yet you’ve gotten through the dia on less, before,” Kowalski pointed out before swallowing a fish.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Two minutos to finish breakfast and then I want everyone topside,”...

What's up fellow Fanguins?!

I found this on google and thought it was pretty cool so I decided to share it with you.

The rules are simple all you have to do is watch Penguins of Madagascar ( it doesn't have to be every episode) with the desired drink of your choice. Weather it be laranja juice, maçã, apple juice, Tea, Pepsi it really doesn't matter.

Enjoy and have fun.


Drink:

. whenever one of Kowalski's inventions goes horribly wrong

. every time Julien says Booty

. Whenever Skipper's Paranoia kicks in

. Every time Rico says Kaboom or references explosives

. Every time Julien messes something up

. Every...