<3Skipper<3( Usualy Angry)

By request of link. Hope I haven't lost my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

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Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs por still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I said not to ACTUALLY put doces coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 4 – Dance the Night Away

    Back inside the base of the pinguim HQ, Kowalski showed off yet another new invention of us to the others, including Marlene. “Behold! My Dancinator 5000!” he boomed, “Just one little, tiny shock from this capacete will guarantee you to dance at your wildest!” Private smiled. “This is perfect for you, Skipper. Now you can dance with your encontro, data the way you’re-” “Whoa, whoa!” Skipper interrupted, “I don’t need that silly capacete to be put on my head. I have all I need right here. Besides,...

Somewhere in the sea, 1994.

"Hey, David!", a man shouted. "Are you OK?"
"It's kinda cold here", David answered. "But I'm fine!". David was half spy, half soldier. He was in a very dangerous mission. A mission in the weirdest part of the sea, the Bermuda Triangle.
"Are you sure you want to do this?"
"Affirmative, Alfred."
"You will swim toward death!"
"No with the lost treasure", he looked at the map. "With it, I can do anything!"
"Ow, David. You're very stubborn at times. Your son too."
"I just hope that he don't follow my example", David laughed and dived into the water. "It'll be okay", he thought....

NOTE!!: this is the characters statuses right after the segundo story...enjoy:)

Central zoo high:

Skipper:
Gender: male
Age:17
Status: dead
Bio: very strong leader who cared about each of his friends..after getting out of heavenly host..he tried to revive his friends who died in there...but died while doing the spell..

Kowlaski:
Gender:male
Age:17
Status: dead
Bio: very smart pinguim that everyone loved...died from Bieng tortured in heavenly host and eventually choked from his tongue Bieng removed...


Rico:
Gender:male
Age:18
Status:dead
Bio: pinguim that didn't follow the rules to good...tried to bring back...

Skipper, Rico and Marlene arrived at her house out in the woods...it was run down and hadn't been used in forever....Rico and Marlene had chills go down there spine...but skipper didn't care...if there was a way to save his friends...then he would do it... They entered the house...dust and trash everywhere.....but despite it being so dirty...they ventured on...trying to find clues...

Skipper:alright...Marlene and Rico. ...you go in the kitchen...and I'll check upstairs...

They both nodded there head and begun the search...while skipper headed upstairs....

Skipper went through every room upstairs...but...

March 19, 2012

(Elizabeth’s POV)

After eleven hours of labor, my son was born. The segundo I heard the beautiful sound of his crying my coração seemed to stop. I watched as the doctor wrapped my little Ryan in a soft blue blanket. He walked over with holding my baby, then brought his face mask down from over his face. I tried to gasp, but ended up choking on my own breath. My eyes seemed to grow 10x wider at the site of Hans holding my Ryan. He grinned evilly. “You want him? You know what you have to do.” He left the room laughing, taking Ryan with him, who started crying again. I was numb...

(I made this all up myself)

What is Rico's favorito song?
Dynamite.
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Private: Mmm! This is good hering!
Kowalski: That isn't hering, that's wild goldfish!
Private: Blah! I didn't even know those existed!
Kowalski: They don't.
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Kowalski: Trick question, Skipper. Why is the Sun red?
Skipper: Is this about Rico?
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What is black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange?
The Penguins of Madagascar.
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Why did the bomb cruz the road?
It was in Rico's stomach....