Whacha! XD

Rico was awoken por skipper the seguinte day...Rico's back was hurting from sleeping on the cold floor...he got up and looked at everyone...

Skipper:Rico..? Why did u sleep on the floor? Wasn't Bruce supposed to sleep on the floor?

Everyone looked at Rico..even Bruce...Bruce have Rico a scary look...

Rico:I-I- let Bruce sleep on my bed...to be nice...

Skipper:oh...well...that was nice of u Rico...

Kowlaski have a suspicious look towards Rico...but quickly stopped hearing thier comida above was here...

Skipper:lunch time boys!

Everyone jumped up and stood separately as skipper divided the fish...

Skipper:alright....3...

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Chase Scene: Take 1

Burt: *while running por with other animals* Come on! I'm gettin' edgy to give a wedgy!

Skipper: *from behind a wall* *signals team that the ghost is clear* "So, how long will your freeze raio, ray last?"

Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"

Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*

Twin 1: *trips on Kowalski* "Ow!...

Those are all Bada and Bing's frases from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)



*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: You can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma soco your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, you gotta ???

Bada: Yeah,...

This chapter's a little bloody. Just warning you if you don't like that kind of thing.


“Who’s there?” Skipper yelled, trying to climb out of the hole.
Hans grabbed his wrist and pulled him up. Skipper twisted away from his grasp. “Who’s there?” he yelled again.
A man with almost silvery hair and light brown eyes burst out of the brush.
“Julien?” Skipper asked. “What are you doing here?”
“That guy with the blue thingy on his eye is mad at me for being a super-spy!” Julien exclaimed. He pointed behind him. “And now somebody is chasing me!”
At that moment, a woman carrying...

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs por still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I said not to ACTUALLY put doces coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...

Kowalski had just made it to Coney Island. He was now standing right outside Blowhole and Doris's stage. He couldn't help but think:

Should I really be doing this? What if it doesn't work? What if she chooses Blowhole? What if I'm making the biggest mistake of my life?......

What he heard seguinte made his mind up for him. They were laughing and splashing around. Kowalski hopped up onto the mural surrounding the stage and Doris and Blowhole looked up at him. Doris sighed. "What are you doing here Kowalski?" Blowhole had a look on his face...a look of recognition... "Don't I know you?" Kowalski didn't...

Yep that's right. I decided to do another bloopers. I hadn't done one in forever. Hope you enjoy it. :)
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Internet Popularity?: Take 1

Marlene: (on volcano) Welcome! To stunt that's so great!!

Maurice: That really what we're goin with?

Julien: Yes. Because it is awesome just like me. Now hoist your king.

Maurice: *attempts to hoist Julien*

Julien: Eh, why am I not being hoisted? I am getting impatient Maurice!

Maurice: *pulls* Boy you really *pulls* need to *pulls* drop a few pounds...*pulls*

Julien: How daring of you!! I do not weigh that much!...

Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now início to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts...

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do you see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And you can be my friend! Oh! And you can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lémure, lemur habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes you look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 4 – Dance the Night Away

    Back inside the base of the pinguim HQ, Kowalski showed off yet another new invention of us to the others, including Marlene. “Behold! My Dancinator 5000!” he boomed, “Just one little, tiny shock from this capacete will guarantee you to dance at your wildest!” Private smiled. “This is perfect for you, Skipper. Now you can dance with your encontro, data the way you’re-” “Whoa, whoa!” Skipper interrupted, “I don’t need that silly capacete to be put on my head. I have all I need right here. Besides,...

It was a normal evening in the pinguim HQ. Kowalski, Rico, and Skipper were playing cards, David's designing a new racecar via sketch, I'm listening to music, and Mastique and Jessica are practicing combat training.
Mastique: Don't forget to pleay, Jessica.
Jessica: Don't worry, Mom.
S: Got any Eights?
R: Awww! (hands cards over)
K: Go fish. (there's some música coming from topside)
Me: What? (takes off ear bud) Is that a piano?
K: The sound of a piano, yes.
Me: I know that. Sounds like a familiar song and it's coming from topside.
S: Well, we should check it out. For all we know, it could be a bomb...

One day, a long long time ago, there was a great king. His name was King Julien. Not ME King Julien, a different one. Eh, I think he was my... great great great great great great greatr grandfather. Wait, was that too many greats? I think it was... nevermind. This King Julien was King Julien the Fifth, or King Julien V in fancy talk. He was not as great as me, but he came pretty close! He ruled over his kingdom with justice, and most of all, courage.
Everything was fantabulous, and the harvest was full of the bounties, so all of the lemurs decided to have a party. But this was not the usual...