Shhh Mort is trying to fall asleep

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Nori4Reel *bangs pots and pans together*IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH?! I'LL KEEP IT UP! *bangs pot and pans more louder* Ahahahahaha!

fun123fun he is afried of dr.opudhdqgwcsagdfr BLAH!

Icicle1penguin Nori! Stop that! Use firecrackers and dynamite! And I will come in with a goalie mask and a chainsaw! MORT WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES! WOOOOT!

fun123fun O o /¯/___________________________________\ | DR OCTOGONAPUS! BLARRRRRRGGGHH! \_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯/ mort is being hunted by that guy

Metallica1147 How dare uou people try to keep Mort up like that... if your going to do it do it right http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htzlhTvIQo4&feature=related

fun123fun ZOMG THATS HOLIROUS!

Nori4Reel that was kinda stupid in a hilarious way xD

skipper321 Wake mort with a chainsaw in his face!!!!

Nori4Reel LOL that might work xD

skipper321 TOTALLY!!! And so will blowhole if he sneeks up on Mort and laughs like a phyco!!!

Nori4Reel ...

skipper321 Well,it would work!!!

Nori4Reel no it wouldn't...

Pluma Mort.....da feet....zey need you......TOUCH DA FEEEE-EEE-E-EEET!!!!!!

kowalskig *whispers*Guys be quite Mort's trying to sleep pwease *does puppy eyes*

musicluv15 Okay, we'll keep quiet...YEAH RIGHT! (grabs a megaphone) WAKEY-WAKEY, MORT!! Or else we shall all haunt you in your sleep FOREVA! (grabs flamethrower and laughs evilly) Don't ask where I get these things.

kowalskig plz dont be loud plz im crying right now because cute little Mort is trying 2 sleep and u all r Mort haters, HOW CAN U HATE CUTE LITTLE MORT!!!!!!!!!!

xDark_Angelx @Kowalskig-I'm pretty sure they're just having fun.

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TBRttMoN: Chapter 3- The Hoboken Ball

posted by Katie_Kat200

....This may be out of character. Again, reviews really help. So... yeah. Catherine really lets it go in this one. I'll leave that for you to figure out while you read. Again, if this is out of character, please tell. Yet again, reviews really help :)

The bus had dropped them off a little ways from the Hoboken Zoo. It was a little off from the actual zoo so they had some walking to do. Finally, they had reached their destination.

The group stood outside of the Hoboken Zoo. In the center of the entire zoo, the party was probably going on. If anything, Hans was in there, probably getting drunk...

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Penguins of Madagascar Personality Test

posted by candlefairy_13

Penguins of Madagascar Personality Test

"Everyone has their own pinguim personality!"

It's not original, but I guess it will have to do. Check the underline before each item/characteristic if you possess it..

Note: If this means somewhat offending to anyone, just tell me and I'l take it down.

Thank you.

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You are a Skipper if:
__ You are a born leader.
__ You are terrified of needles.
__ You crave for order and authority.
__ Your La la land is an army battlefield.
__ Your clothing color of choice is khaki/brown.
__ You are the first born child.
__ You always have a cup of coffee...

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It. Chapter 9: kiss me fat boy!!

posted by 67Dodge

"Alright men, gather around, we will send someone in this group out to do our monthly rolecheck, we will start with Rico to do the animais A-L, while I go from M-Z, everyone understand? Kowalski and Private, guard the HQ," said Skipper. "Aye aye Skippah!!" cheered Private. Both Kowalski and Private then saluted as Skipper and Rico headed off to do their monthly rolecheck on the zoo. Rico then proceeded to go to the habitats with animais whose names started with the letter 'A', while Skipper went to the exhibits with animais whose names started with 'M', obviously, Marlene was first on his list,...

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The Devil's Ringtone Chapter 2 (Witnesses)

posted by hanz1192

Staring blankly at the phone, Skipper slapped me back into reality, "Private, Private, snap out of it, are you alright?" he asked, concerned for his youngest soldier. "Oh sorry Skipper, I just fell into a trance, it's because there's a file here that I don't remember seeing before" I replied. But before Skipper told me to play the ring tone, he called for Kowalski and Rico who were eager to hear it too. "Hey Kowalski, Rico come over here for a second, I want you guys to listen to this. Alright Private, cue the ring tone" said Skipper, pointing his flipper to my phone.

I pressed the play button...

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The Devil's Ringtone Chapter 1 (Evil Phone)

posted by hanz1192

Private's Narration

One of the features of cellphones nowadays is customizable ring tones, at least that's what I heard from Kowalski when I asked him a few days ago. A person can now input his own choice of sound that will play whenever there is a phone call.

This is where my scary story begins. One night me and the other penguins were inside the HQ preparing to go to bed. I had with me phone that I found earlier this morning that was lying around the bench. Apparently someone who was in a hurry must have hastily left the phone. I immediately picked it up claiming it's now in my possession....

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Genie meanie minee moe

posted by Colonelpenguin

The penguins where at my house that evening talking about their last mission they where on well skipper was holding the mission files. But, something happened the lights when out there was a scream of terror and when they came back on the files where gone.
But i said "I have a crystal ball you can use but i must..."
"Yeah yeah yeah what ever just give us the ball!" Skipper said."Fine," so I showed them where it was and this is what happened.
There was a Genie inside that ball that hated everybody even me it will play tricks on you and it will be mean about it.
The boys where rubbing it and words...

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The pinguim zone intro

posted by 67Dodge

I am composição literária a pom and Twilight Zone crossover with 6 episodes, I'll make 3 mais if it becomes popular. There will be death, smoking (the show is KNOWN 4 smoking), and randomness.
Rod Serling: I welcome you to-
Me: mover IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank you for waiting

You unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as you travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.

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Carol of the natal Night

posted by Rini_Kowalski

My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was natal eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years atrás when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, you must understand, this pinguim HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are...

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topo, início secret plan to destroy Spongebob: Hush!

posted by krazy4kowalski

OK, as you might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site or theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an artigo to be posted on their own site about how great the other show is.
If you like the plan, comment and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if you don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!

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The Clipboard Theory

posted by littlebirdy05

*raises hands defensively* I know, I know, this is already up on Kowalski's fã page, but honestly this place is mais active, so...

Alrighty, this contains my theory on how the heck it is, Kowalski always whips out his clipboard from nowhere, but in truth, It’s mais of a ridiculously long one-shot on Kowalski’s past.

Skipper waddled over to the coffee maker, pouring himself a cup. He turned, opening the fridge. "Hm, where did I put that...?" He mumbled to no one in particular. It was only five a.m. and the others were still sleeping. He always got up before they did. "Eh, there it is..."...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Fifteen

posted by Cornflak

Afternoon, and there was a knock on the door…

Kowalski, who was sitting against a mural of the HQ, looked up from his book that he was leitura and stared at the door. Private rolled over from within his bunk and glanced at the door, as well. Skipper groaned and made his way towards the fonte of the sound. He seemed to be doing most of the work, lately. The others only seemed to be interested in quarrels and drama. The leader longed to go on another successful mission with his teammates; like they used to. Otherwise, life at the zoo was beginning to lose its meaning. But something kept him...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 1:The New Private (part two)

posted by 123cosmo4

Chapter 3-Military Suicide

    “Oh…wow.”
    Skipper followed the team for miles and never exactly knew where they were going to. What was their base? Was it a snowdrift or something? It was quite the opposite though. It was a HUGE ship. That must explain how the penguins got there. It was bigger than a baleia and was incredible. He made sure they all disappeared inside before coming in closer. He walked right up to the entrance and stared up at it.
    The Well Deserved. The ship couldn’t have a better name. HE had to get inside...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 1: The New Private

posted by 123cosmo4

Skipper's nerdy best friend

Chapter One-The Foreigns
    “Oh, cool!” a very young pinguim squealed. “Look at them!”
    “Shut up,” the other one hissed. “They might see us.”
    Skipper yanked down the head of his friend who was peering over the snow drift they were spying behind. They just discovered something incredible. Skipper and Martin were just playing tobogã down a snowdrift away from their pinguim flock when they discovered some very strange penguins. They were not like any others the two had ever seen. There were eight of them and they...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation taco Part 3

posted by 18wanda

The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The taco couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it por the great taco terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant...

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I amor This Penguins!!!

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Little Sister Chapter 2

posted by Kowalski355

Ally: im coming too.

*Ally and Kowalski leave the HQ and take a walk around the zoo*

Kowalski: so whats up ally?

Ally: Not much,…. So wanna go to Marlene’s Habitat?

Kowalski: uh……. No thanks…..

Ally: Ok.. never mind.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HQ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Rico: ljdfgsdfnglfdi?

Private: Really? Right now?

Rico: Yup!

Private: *sigh* ok….. *grabs remote and hands to Rico* ok… so 15 minutos for you.. And 15 min-….

Rico: JSBFISAD!

Private: *sigh…….again….* fine.. *sits seguinte to Rico* so what do we wanna watch first?

Rico: *Turns channel to Sci-Fi Channel*

Private: uh…. No…....

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The Blood Night Chapter 6: Break the moonlight

posted by 67Dodge

Indescribable, that's all Marlene could think when she saw what lied beneath Lilly's ribbon, it was so grotesque that Marlene had almost screamed in disgust, but she couldn't, she had to let the team rest. That was a night ago. Now they had to go find Herelde, the woman with the mirrors. When Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico woke up, Marlene was curled up in a fetal position, shaking and sweating. "Marlene, what happened to you?" asked Kowalski. Before Marlene could speak, Lilly started to talk, tightening her ribbon. "She merely had a nightmare, she should be fine," said Lilly, giving Marlene a...

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The Hidden (Chapter IX - Franchise Frolic)

posted by LifelessPenguin

I woke up with an excited attitude of mine on the go. I was really excited to open my new kiosk in the Safari Hotel (which is here), on the ground floor.

Everyone went outside to comprar for their needs. Julien and his friends went to the Department Store and supermercado to shop. While Skipper, Rico, and Kowalski went out to buy, too. I was left alone here on the ground floor with no one who is buying my product. But suddenly, a customer came, it was Leonard! I was shocked and asked myself, How did he get here?

He said that he went here after the "Me Talent Show" just finished. He built his airplane...

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Brandon DeOtters Metal Story!

posted by beastialmoon

Ok, this is a one-shot I’ve been working on for a bit now. Metallica1147 helped me with some of the plot and character structure, seeing as I used his characters. If you haven’t read his stories with Brandon DeOtter, go read them before this one. They’re really good! That said, enjoy!
I do not own Penguins of Madagascar and its affiliates. James Hetfield, Kirk Hammet, Robert Trujillo, and Lars Ulrich belong to Metallica. Brandon DeOtter and Ariana belong to Metallica1147. I only own a part of the plot.

Brandon stood on the umbrella table. His pinguim friends, the chimps, Marlene, and his...