Oops

added by Sandrei

Private: (bursting inside) oops.. sorry guys.. didn't mean to disturb you.. see ya! (hides quickly behind the door and whispers: Kowalski! Rico! Better check this out!)

screencap

Icicle1penguin Ah, nice. you got it from this--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kZXpVzFFnI I luv that video! short but cute!

An Unexpected Twist Chapter One.

posted by JediPenguin16

This is set a few weeks after the prolouge.
Chapter One: And keep your enemies closer...
4:45
The Penguins were employing adorbable hi-jinks. The people were loving it, and peixe rained down from the sky. But soon, the crowd dispered.
5:00
Alice had locked up, the only lights left were from the setting sun.
" Ah, closing time. Good job today men!" Skipper said as he waved to the last of the zoo-goers.
" Yes, we produced a plethera of petrifyingly collasal cuteness." Kowalksi announced as he worked on his abacus. " In fact, I would say that it was over..." He gasped. " Nine thousand!"
" What, nine-thousand!"...

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Everybody Sing! lyrics

posted by InternetGirl123

Private: Oh dear!

Kowalski: This is weird!

Rico: Hey, I have a beard!

Julien: My música box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!

Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?

Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!

Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!

Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!

Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!

Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!

Kowalski: Do you mind? This is science!

Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!

Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-

Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!

Kowalski: Plus Julien's...

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Kowalski and Blowhole duet

posted by karenkook

Kowalski: Wait, I think I can explain.
Blowhole: It will be extremely lame.
Kowalski: Do you mind? This is science.
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance.
Kowalski: Yes! Take my experimental power cell.
Blowhole: Add the diaboligizer's evil spell.
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer.

Blowhole and Kowalski: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. You don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
Blowhole:...

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Kowalski - Boyfriend (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Kowalski...

Big Tim Rush's Song 'Boyfriend'! But Kowalski decided to sing this for Doris, the Dolphin. Enjoy!

Kowalski:
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.

Have you ever had the feeling your Drawn to Someone?
Yeah!
And there isn’t anything they could of Said or Done.
And everyday I see you on your own,
And I can’t believe that you're alone.
But I overheard your Girls, and this is what they said.
Looking for a looking, for that your looking for a Boyfriend.
I see that, give me time now you know I’m gonna be...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 3/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

The Penguins go back to their HQ, still shocked por the sight of Skipper and Julien attacking them. It wasn't like them at all...

Private: "Kowalski! Take a look!" [Points at one of the stuck-out wires (which Julien and Skipper had previously got electrocuted with)]
Kowalski: "Oh, I totally forgot! Let's finish inventing it!"
Private: "Maurice and Mort are in trouble and you’re worried about your '3D'?"
Kowalski: "No, we'll use it to see if we can track where Skipper and Julien are taking them!"
Private: "Great idea, Kowalski!"

Wasting no time, Kowalski continues to complete building his Computer....

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 2/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

Meanwhile, in the Park…

Kowalski: [Licks Snow Cone] "Mmmm! Delicious!"
Private: "Better than ever!"
Rico: [Swallows the whole Cone]
Kowalski: "That’s enough rest for now. Let’s go finish my Surprise for Skipper!"
Private: "I wonder if he suspects anything…"
Kowalski: "Oh, Private! It’s under wraps. He doesn’t even know we're building it."

As the Penguins finish their Snow Cones and get back to the Zoo, they hear Maurice and Mort screaming…

Private: "Sounds like Maurice is in trouble!"
Rico: "Skippa widdem (‘But Skipper is with them’)!"
Kowalski: "I know! Something strange is going on!"...

Give me a tight hug chp1: Silvia the boa, jiboia

posted by andresandru

The penguins were spying savio, who was in the zoo since some days, he said he wasnt evil, but Skipper's paranoia thought a different thing, that dia he had passed all his time sleeping, because the last night he spent it trying to make his habitat nice for the new snake that was coming from California, she had passed a lot of kilometers and was on a box so he decided to make a confortable place for her.

Savio made the place look beautiful, it was shiny, clean and he also changed his cama to give it to her, he had passed some time in the wild so he could sleep in branches, he was sleeping when...

lost in Translation: Funny PoM Episode Titles Translated from German to English

posted by SJF_Penguin2

I was originally only going to post a few of these on the wall, but there were just too many gems not to share them all.

When things are translated form one language to another, suffice it to say that things can often be “lost in translation.” The following is a list of 89 “Penguins of Madagascar” episodes which have had their German titles translated into English using Google’s webpage translator. The English name of each episode is placed in parentheses seguinte to each translated title, as it appeared on a German televisão website, though in a few places even those have a few errors...

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It. Chapter 6: To Pennywise's lair

posted by 67Dodge

They had to find him, Pennywise the dancing clown, before he kills someone else. "Alright, I have 2 locations where Pennywise could be," said Kowalski. "State the locations please," said Skipper. "He could either be in the pipe system of New York, or in a large area of wilderness, where he eats the children," said Kowalski. "I most likely think he could be in the deepest, darkest, abyss of the sewer systems below our city," emphasized Skipper. "Possibly, but, how can we tell if Marlene's still alive?" asked Private. "Well, we didn't find a body, or blood, so most likely, she's alive," said...

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It. Chapter 1: Sewer encounters

posted by 67Dodge

Central Park was finally closing for the evening, it was a particularily exciting day, now that the situation with a gas leakage being fixed por Kowalski. After a few minutos of guests leaving, Skipper then got up and stopped wagging his tail feathers for the guests. "Good job men!! We have finally flaunted our stuff out there for the kids!!" good job!!" praised Skipper. "Um, Skipper, if I may, isn't today "role check evening"?" asked Kowalski. "Right you are Kowalski!! We must do something to determine who goes out, alright, let's knock over the ninjas, whoever knocks the least amount of ninjas...

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Im sorry POM spot.......

posted by skipperfan5431

I have been going around this spot and have noticed something that everyone seems to agree with. Practically everybody is upset with the OC on here. I have written this artigo to sincearly apologize. I am one of the BIGGEST OC drawers I know, and Im sorry if I have made too many contributions. I don't want to go on the other spot because there are barely any people there, so I have decided to just stop drawing and posting POM fã art. I really don't wanna ruin this spot anymore than I already have.
Thanks for your time.
~Lilly/Skipperfan5431~

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The Great Golden Easter Egg alcaparra

posted by Colonelpenguin

For this one the characters will be me,Lilly,kowalski,Scarlet,Rico,Private,King Julian, Jeremy,And Skipper.

A dia Before Easter....
A dia before Easter everyone was so happy about Easter. We where so happy we throw a celebration and an Easter egg hunt.
Me:Okay who every finds this egg first will receive a life time supple of chocolate.
Kowalski:Will you know who is going to win because he has a brain and the others don't!
Jeremy:I have a brain!
EveryBody:No you don't!
Jeremy:fine!
Skipper:I'm the best seeker there is!
Private:oh pish posh!
Rico:I'm going to win this thing Baby!
Kowalski:Your not gonna...

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The Devil's Ringtone Chapter 3 (Rumors)

posted by hanz1192

Skipper added "Woah, woah, Private relax, it's not real, like what Kowalski said, it's just a prank, just don't believe everything you hear, right Rico?", "Yup" Rico said.

"Hmmm I guess you guys are right, I'm just scaring myself silly" I responded, chuckling. That night, I was busy cleaning up my bunk when I attempted to play the scary ring tone. Soon enough after that, I canceled the sound and proceeded to my bunk. Though scared, I was even mais curious if the sound file was just really a prank or an evidence to a real murder, either way I can't prove anything. I was thinking of homicide,...

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We did it for the glory! (PG for song lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(this is the penguins cantar a song from hollywood undead)

*In the penguins base*

Rico: *goes to the boom box* *takes a cd and puts it in the box*

*boom box starts to play*

*A piano starts off then is over shadowed por loud guitars*

Rico: Welcome, to the world you see!

Rico: An AK with a couple magazines, whose blood is it don't matter to me

Rico: Scatter the ashes over the seven seas!

Skipper: That sickness, that feeling inside you!

Skipper: Thats weakness! Don't let it divide you!

Skipper: Keep this, That feeling of pride too!

Rico: Digging up bones, but you bury the truth!

Rico: Children...Hipocrisy...

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This is a little song I wrote now,JUST to get hatred out of my SOUL!!!

posted by AgentJazzy00

Oh,Spongebob,why did you take the blimp,
Us POM fans,don't need you,pimp.

You bring tears to our eyes,
So leave with your tie.

My little heart,can't take no more,
so go out the little door.

Your time is running out,
we won't have any pouts.

Have you heard the news,no probably not,
I heard that Rugrats might take your spot.

Laughter will fill the air,
we shall wake up from this nightmare.

The rest will be quite a blur,
no mais you will be a cure.

"Cause have you heard the word?
Bird,bird,bird,bird's the word."

Even Peter Griffin knows,
that POM is the best show.

Now this song,comes to an end,
thus my rant is over,men.

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I have something to break to you, Skilene fans: The lontra Woman isn't Skilene.

posted by SkipperXLisa

People saw the título card for The lontra Woman. It had Skipper and Marlene "dancing" on it. They think it's Skilene.
But it's not.
Sorry.
You may ask, "Have you seen it? NO! NO ONE HAS! SO WE DON'T KNOW!"
No, I haven't. BUT my friend in New Zealand saw it. It's already aired there.
Marlene calls herself Arlene after being bleached white (she thinks the others would know her, but they think she's some new animal species). The only reason they like her is her pretty white fur. In no way are they attracted to her personality. And Marlene shows no interest toward any of them. And no, not Skipper. In...

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The Hidden (Chapter VI - Hypnotized)

posted by LifelessPenguin

We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. You might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of aleatório things he got from his habitat. He said it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting segundo place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, or third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...

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The 12 Days of Christmas(Penguins of Madagascar Version)

posted by iLikeKowalski

I wrote this a couple months atrás and..... I'm not 100% sure why I'm choosing to post it now... but........ Whatever.
CAPS= sung
Julien: ON THE FIRST dia OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE amor SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE segundo dia OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE amor SHIPPED TO ME
2 bazuca BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD dia OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE amor SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazuca BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazuca BLASTERS...

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Psycho: Chapter 4

posted by 67Dodge

Marlene remembered when and where to go. 6:30pm at Private's mother's house. Marlene was waiting in her assento at the house, she waited for Private to come downstairs and talk. She looked around, the cozinha looked old, judging that the house was built in post-world war 2 periods, the mesa, tabela was square, but with a beautiful chandelier hovering above, and the chairs were soft and cushoned. 'What's taking him so long?' Marlene had asked herself. Before she decided to give up and walk away, she heard arguing upstairs, it was Private, arguing with his mother, again. 'I can't let my sweet baby boy...

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the penguins of madagascar legend of zelda script part 1

posted by anna447

marlene:"skipper skipper were are you?"
skipper was sleeping in the hq like always.
marlene:"oh there you are WAKE UP"
the shout startled skipper resalting in him wakeing up.
marlene:now that your awake heres what I woke you up for since it is your bday the old squrel made a gift for you.
skipper:oh well in that case.*runs out*
kowalski:hey whate up
at the tree.
shalla(old squrel):young worreir I persent you with this *holds link sout*
skipper:"you don't expet me to ware that do you?"
shalla:put it on"
*skipper puts on the link sout*
shalla:now come with me theres mais to be shown"
*skipper floows shalla...