Sheriff Skipper

If you have any I forgot, just let me know in comments and I'll add it. :)

1. You rattle off aleatório frases throughout the day.
2. You know what animal Maurice is, even though he doesn't look like one.
3. You laugh whenever someone says 'succeed.' (And you get that.)
4. You know Kowalski's, Skipper's, and Private's worst fears.
5. You hate sushi but eat it anyway.
6. Penguins, lemurs, otters, and dolphins are your favorito animals.
7. You think purple is a vegetable.
8. God doesn't exist; the Sky Spirits do.
9. You're a fangirl/fanboy of cartoon animals. Really? Cartoon animals? So weird.
10....

PROLOGUE: INTRODUCTION TO THESIS

Alright, so I have a "Broken-mind" as some may call it. My Corpus Callosum was many years ago, and I've disregarded the signs to this point. But now I fear I may still be showing signs of a split-brain. This clipboard is a sign of it. My keeping a clipboard for personal thoughts is somewhat dividido, dividir for my working clipboard. The other is a record of scientific thought, and my mathematical skills. But science often interferes with my personal thought, that which is yet to be explained.

Corpus Callosum, a treatment for "Split-brain". I have to record this, to remind...