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They all gasped as their minds finally grasped who the creature in front of their sub was. Leroy thought his coração was going to explode as he stared into the eyes of the shark. He was finding it increasingly hard to breathe, and the interior seemed to be growing smaller por the minute. "Dexter," he breathed out.

Private shot a worried glance at the turtle. "Leroy? Are you all right?"

Despite his best efforts, memories were being pushed to the front of his mind. Unwillingly, Leroy was reliving the terror he felt when dexter had managed to kidnap him some years ago. Outside the sub, dexter laughed at Leroy's reaction. "Ah, so you haven't forgotten me, young prince."

Skipper stepped up to him, successfully shielding Leroy away for Dexter's view. While Private and Snow tried to calm the tartaruga down, he and dexter began exchanging the normal talk between a hero and a villain. "Stay away from him, and I'll go easy on you," growled Skipper.

dexter looked at him in surprise. "And who may you be, O unworthy leader?"

Kowalski glared at him. "His name is Skipper, and he is the best commander a pinguim could wish for!" His flippers were curled up into fists.

Skipper smiled at his second-in-command before turning his gaze back to Dexter. "Dexter? What kind of name is that for a villain? It sounds like a name your mama gave you."

"It is," declared Dexter. When Skipper raised a brow, he quickly realized his mistake. "Oh, um. Just forget what I just said."

Skipper sneered. "Like I ever will. Kowalski?"

The pinguim held up a recorder. "Recorded and saved, Skipper."

Skipper nodded approvingly. "Good work."

dexter snarled at him and bared his teeth. On the other hand, Skipper feigned indifferent to it. Rico covered his beak with his flipper, trying not to laugh. The pinguim commando could not help a smirk to spread on his face as he turned back to the now-red shark. dexter shook his flipper at the penguin, trying to preserve the dignity he had left. "Give me the prince."

Skipper shook his head and crossed his flippers. "Sorry, no can do. Prince Leroy stays with us until he returns home."

"Well, in that case-" dexter turned to the sharks waiting behind him. "Boys? It's chowtime."

Private let out a small squeak at those words, and both Leroy's and Snow's eyes went wide with fear. Skipper nodded to Kowalski and Rico who were standing por the monitors. "On my mark-" He raised up a flipper and watched as the sharks approached them. "Mark!"

With that, Kowalski and Rico fired off their weapons, and a battle began to rage in the sea. "Skipper!" yelled Private, as he crashed into the wall. "They're attacking us from the sides!"

"Blast!" Skipper curled his flipper. "Turn this piece of metal around, Kowalski."

The scientist saluted and hurried to the steering wheel while Private took his place por the monitors. As the sub began to spin, Skipper looked back at Leroy and Snow. "Since you both have no experience with battles, I suggest you hold on for your life on something."

They nodded and settled themselves beside a fixed object. The sub spun to meet an extremely shocked shark. Without wasting any time, Skipper shouted orders. "Fire those weapons, Rico! Private, see if you can find those controls that blast off the weapons at the back. We haven't used them in so long that I think we might have forgotten where we placed them."

Private started on his search. "But didn't Kowalski just build this recently?" he asked.

"He didn't actually build it. It was mais of a joining the parts together from the last time we used it."

"Oh."

The sub rocked once more, and Private's flipper hit a section of the wall. "Ouch!" To his surprise, a screen popped out in front of him and demanded to know where he wanted to fogo the torpedoes and what type he wanted to use. "Um, Skipper? What's this?"

Skipper glanced his way and broke out into a huge grin. "Way to go, Private! You've located our advanced missiles! I thought those were lost for good when Kowalski made them too camouflaged."

"Hey!" Kowalski frowned, although he refrained from turning around. "Don't talk bad about your first mate! Besides, you were the one who wanted them extra camouflaged so that in the rare chance that somebody captured our sub, they won't be able to use them."

"First mate?" questioned Skipper, a twitch to the side of his mouth.

Kowalski blushed slightly. "You know, how you're Skipper, which means the captain of a ship. Since I'm your second-in-command, I'm like your first mate."

Skipper shrugged. "Suit yourself."

"Skipper?" called Private again. "About the torpedoes?"

"Oh, right. Rico, change places with Private!"

The two automatically did as they were told, Rico selecting the acoustic torpedoes and locking them onto their targets. "Ready to fire," he assured Skipper.

Skipper nodded. "Good, 'cos I'm not going down without a fight."
User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! You may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, you are not a woman, you are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can you feel true emotions yourself?

User: You are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, you are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: oi that's what the Skipper pinguim tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, you can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...
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Note: I really hope you guys enjoy this chapter. This is where it gets mais dramatic. Spoiler: (Private has a nightmare, that is pretty violent, so if you don't wanna read that part I understand.) While I was composição literária that part my electricity went out, which freaked me out and caused a delay on posting it. Sorry about that. ;)
Kowalski got his options notebook ready. "My topo, início two suspects are: Ms. Williams and the maid. I think everyone agrees with me." Kowalski assumed. "Actually, Kowalski, I thought Timothy was atuação guilty." Skipper said. "Here, all in favor of my idea raise your flipper."...
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Chapter 2

As Skipper entered the castelo right before he got inside a huge lobo monster stood in his way, but he easily killed with one hit of his sword. He didn't have just any sword, it was the family sword pasted down generation to generation in his family. As he went inside two mais lobo monsters where in his way, but like the last one he killed them both with one slash from his powerful sword. The lights of the castelo then went on and right out of the ground zombies raised from the ground. One por one then came but he was still no problem for the pinguim vampire. Killing of all them he made...
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Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! You know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...
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The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a assento and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a assento and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...
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Any mais Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see you alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any mais advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any mais Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any mais advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...
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posted by Metallica1147
Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one pinguim would disagree with you right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" said Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what you may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...
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'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...
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Chapter 3: The Rise of the guardians

It was a beautiful summer’s night on the island of hoole, where Soren, along with his best friend Gylfie, Twilight, and Digger, are departing on a mission for the Ga’Hoole Tree. “Dad, can we come along with you?” asked Soren’s three daughters, Bell, Blythe, and Bash. “No, but perhaps someday you can. Pelli, are you sure you’re okay?” “Yes, I’ll be fine, now go. What’s your mission this time?” “Well, we’re investigating the disappearances of several owlets and we also got a tip, that the Pure Ones, now being led por the Striga,...
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In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't you say that you can pull your head off and shoot fogo out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to...
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*Please note i didn't write this song myself, Seastar4374 wrote it*

The penguins jumped up the hatch
"So Starlite's suppose to be beautiful? PFFT! Yah and it will rain dolphins!" Skipper laughed.
*Rainbow veins-Owl City*
*High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue*
The other four penguins were staring at something that was behind Skipper. "What are you nancy-cats gawking at?" Skipper sighed, not turning around.
*Everywhere is balanced there like a arco iris, arco-íris above you
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard*
"Umm...You might wanna...
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Skipper felt a pounding in his head, he felt the heat attracting every bit of moisture he still had. He opened his eyes, the daylight stung, he was to sore to bother to keep them open. He felt a jerk, he realised, as he slowly opened one eye, that Starlite was carrying him on her back, she had a scarf around her beak and he had a hat on (his cowboy one). She was dusty, her feathers were messed and she was full of bumps, bruises and scratches, her eyes were red. There were traces that she had been crying. But she kept looking forward, as if she had her eyes fixed on a diamond. Skipper moved...
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*Guys, i am sorry the picture may be sideways, but my computer does'nt want 2 work with me today! :P* please note that i don't write these artigos on "Fan's of Pom" cz Starlite is my only OC and cz she...Isn't gonna stay or be in all my stories.* *ENJOY!"

Excuse me? Since when on this Earth can you tell me what to do?" Skipper had started to get extremely irritated and violent towards Starlite. "Because! i am a come from JOBURG! In joburg we do things our way! So back off table-head!...i wanted to start fresh here! i thought that New York would be my new home!i could finally make new friends!"...
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Lexii stepped out of her room. She had gotten a new look just like Dr Blowhole had wanted. She thought she looked OK; she even thought she was pretty. She reached up and ran her paw across her bangs, which covered half her left eye and had a baby blue highlight in the middle. She thought it looked to flashy. She even kind of wanted to go dye it back to just plain white like before. She shook her head. This was part of her mission which she had chosen to except. She walked out of the hall and into the main room.


Dr Blowhole spotted Lexii in the vast room. She hadn't seen him yet. She was beautiful....
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posted by alexrusso-213
Private:U TAKE THAT BACK U-U-U-PERSON!!!!!
Alex:make me pen-gu-in
Skipper:UR DOING SOMETHING U DON'T WANT TO DO SISTER
Alex:Grrr
Ron:um.....what happen?
Mars:who are u?
Private:oh sorry for being rude.I am private
Kowalski: Kowalski this is Rico
Rico:hello
Skipper:skipper
Harry:Harry
Alex:Alex
Mars:Mariella
Ron:Ron
Hermione:hermione
Alex:why are we in nets?
Mars:same here
Ron:BLOODY MERLIN!!!
Alex:hey I just realize that u and hermy are in the same nets wow
Mars:I am so lonely
Harry:can u please get us out of here!?
Private:sure (cuts open nets)
Alex:I feel so free
Kowalski:u only be there for 3 mintes
Alex:3 mintes is long in my world
Ron:I can't believe I was in a net with
Alex and mars:hermione
Kolwaski:(
Alex :P
posted by dxarmy423
(The penguins cantar some Hollywood Undead with a little help this time)

Rico: *turns the volume on the stereo and hits the play button*

*A heavy drum beat starts off followed por repeating violão, guitarra frets*

Skipper:

Welcome to a city that will
Bring you to your knees
It will make you beg for mais until
You can't even breathe

Rico:

Your blindfold is on tight
But you like what you see
So follow me into the night
Cause I got just what you need

King Julien:

Were all rollin down the boulevard
Full of pimps and sharks
It's a motherfuckin riot we've been dieing to start

Maurice:

You better grap a hold
Cause now you...
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     Unlikely Rivalry

    It’s a Saturday night and the penguins are at the HQ, but there was a certain pinguim that was only focused on the television, and it wasn’t Private this time. It was Skipper.

“Alright come on, go, go, go, goal, and the Penguins score again!”

“That’s great, and that means that the Penguins tie it up and the game is going to overtime!” said Kowalski.

“Yup and soon the Penguins will beat the-”

But before Skipper could finish his statement, the otters Brandon and Marlene came in.

“Hey guys!” said Marlene.

“What’s...
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Me:well I got a letter
Skipper:who be seading you letters
Me:I don't know
The letter says: HogWarts school for witchcraft and wizardy
The penguins look up
Me:what?
Skipper:Alex your a wizard you have to go I'll sign
Me:I know but guess what I get to see Harry yes
Skipper:well you sead owl post
Me:tons I promise
At HogWarts
Me:Harry,Ron,Hermoie hi
Harry:maybe you'll be a griffendory
Me:I hope so to
At the sorting cermony
The hat:griffendory!
Me:YES
Harry:congrats Alex
Me:thanks you know I miss the penguins
The doors balanço open and hagrid comes in and guess who came with him
posted by 67Dodge
Private was shifting in his chair uncomfortably, he knew that his mother had commited mais than 3 murders and since he's in California, it could be a 3 strike case. He cried a bit in his sleep when he heard his mother was going to most likely have a 3 strike case and have her gone for life in jail. 'I don't want you guys to stay here!! I just want my mum!!' cried Private when Kowalski had asked him if they could stay one mais night. 'I'm sorry Private, we have to take her, she's commited crimes, we have to keep her in jail,' Kowalski had explained often. 'MOMMY!!!! Where are you?!' yelled Private,...
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Just wondering... is anyone actually leitura this??? Let me know!
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Kowalski walked into the HQ a few minutos later - still not remembering what had happened that night - to find Skipper, Rico, Private, and even Katrina already awake. Marlene was also there, being comforted por Katrina - she seemed to be quite shaken up over something.

"Kowalski!" Skipper barked. "Where were you?"

"I woke up in the park." Kowalski said in a dazed voice. "I must have been sleepwalking or something of the sort."

"See to it that it doesn't happen again."...
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