Os Pinguins de Madagascar Article: POM SNL Cold Opening

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posted by mostar1219

Warning:some material might be better for older fanguins.

Setting: 124 concha, conch St.
Time: 10:40pm

Spongebob: another ano another blimp.
Sandy: Yea, we have so many you'd think we were in possession of an air hanger full of blimps.
Spongebob: how about we go up to my room and discuss ways to celebrate?
Squidward: I never thought I'd say this, but sure, why not?
(They all go up to spongebob's room and 3 ninjas come in through the windows, vandalizing the living room and spray painting "Penguins rule" on the walls)
(Sandy comes down and sees what's going on)
Sandy: gosh darn it! Guys, it's them pinguim apaixonados again!
Ninja 1: (takes off mask and reveals to be Monique) We prefer the term fanguins.
SpongeBob: This is the 10th time this week. When are you going to stop?
Ninja 2: (takes off mask to reveal to be Peacebaby) When you finally admit well deserved defeat. (about to beat up spongebob with a blimp)
Monique: (holds Peacebaby back) steady, pork broccoli.
Squidward: I'm only saying this because I'm involved, but it's not spongebob's fault that we keep beating those birds.
Ninja 3: (takes off mask and reveals to be brightlamps) Penguins! They are penguins!
Monique: (to PB) look around to find something. (PB looks around)
Sandy: All you're going to find is our victory spread all over the place.
Brightlamps: Don't rub it in. You're going to make me sick.
Monique: Figuratively, yes, but it might be sea sickness actually.
SpongeBob: What makes you think that we shouldn't have won, anyway?
Monique: The Penguins have so much mais in one feather than you guys have in New Kelp City and Bikini Bottom! They've got action, education, strength, they aren't the annoying neighbor...
Peacebaby: (getting up from behind the TV) I think I've got something! (holds up a video tape)
SpongeBob: (eyes widen) DON'T PUT ON THE TAPE!!! (the three charge over to PB)
Brightlamps: I got Squidward. (pins Squidward down)
Monique: (pins SpongeBob and Sandy down) Play it, Pencil Breaker!
PeaceBaby: (puts on tape) With pleasure, Mashing Sponges.
On Tape
Vote counter: Hmm, seems "Penguins of Madagascar" has an advantage over "SpongeBob". (sits down at escrivaninha, mesa and feels pleasing sensation on front from under the desk)
SpongeBob: (muffled) Remain focused on the pleasure.
Sandy: (switches the votes and now says that "SpongeBob" wins)
Tape Turns Off
Monique: You sick sponge!
Peacebaby: I knew it! We did deserve to win! (puts tape in pocket)
Squidward: (grunts in pain) If we cry "uncle", will you get off of us?
Brightlamps: Sure.
Sandy: We give up! We say "uncle"! (Monique and Brightlamps get off of the three)
Brightlamps: (into an earpiece) Rico, bring in the submarine, we got what we came for.
Monique: (chuckles) You know, you nautical nuciences, it's very predictable that we fanguins would get the last word and the last laugh.
Squidward: What is the last word, anyway?
Monique: The last word just happens to be...
All three fanguins: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!

Penguinator and peacebaby7 like this

Angie2468 AWESOME!!!!!!! I HATE spongebob. POM will ALWAYS WIN! You know, Spongbob is Nickelodeon's own show and since PoM was second (and still is second) most watched show, if it was aired more it probably would be first and take over Spongebob, but i'm sure Nickelodeon wouldn't want that because Spongebob would go second and that's their own show, so, I think, that's why their canceling it.

peacebaby7 XD Awesome. Question: Pork broccoli? XD ^Agreed. -_-

Penguinator I hate Spongebob. PoM Forever!

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posted by theWOLFPACK15

Sorry for the long wait. I’ve been busy the last few months. Plus school and homework.
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Chapter 2: Decision

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posted by skipperfan5431

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posted by skipperfan5431

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posted by skipperfan5431

(This story features one of my characters, Lilly!)

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This news overjoyed the rest of the team. Well, all accept for Lilly.
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posted by beastialmoon

In this chapter, the Identity of the female pinguim is revealed. The names of the Wheeler’s team is revealed. And a surprise from an unexpected pinguim in their habitat could change everything…
PS! If you can find the bible reference, you win a cyber cookie!

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posted by Sandrei

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posted by Sandrei

Here comes chap 2:)

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posted by beastialmoon

RATED T! Will be some violence and cautionary moments of drama. I own nothing.

Private lay in his bunk. He had run from these memories for the longest time now. The zoo’s recent encounter with near-ruin brought back all those painful years of fighting. He was a killer, through and through. He tried to escape it, but no one can escape how they were raised.

Lay beside me
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posted by jackandjill2

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posted by 67Dodge

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posted by beastialmoon

ACT ONE

Skipper looked at the young Private.
“You don’t have to tell them about this if you don’t want to.”
Private looked at his family – Kowalski, Rico, Marlene, and the lemurs
“I have to, Skipper. I can’t keep secrets like you.” Private sat down, and skipper headed to the back of the crowd The stars hung high in the sky, illuminating the city as Private began his tale.

SCENE ONE

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posted by Metallica1147

My PoM fantasia World

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posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

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“What is it?”

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posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

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posted by dsprtpenguin

Finn grabbed my arm. "Marlene, you can't be serious." he whispered.

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posted by beastialmoon

Monster

The secret side of me, I never let you see
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posted by warpenguin

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posted by jack_ryan

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posted by Metallica1147

Author’s note: Yeah don’t expect much talking in this chapter; actually I’m just typing this as I go. So yeah if this chapter sucks I’m sorry please don’t hate me.
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posted by warpenguin

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