Kowalski's in the park putting the finishing touches on his new laser. I find him and see what's going on.
Me: What are you doing, Kowalski?
K: Oh, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my new Undeadinator.
Me: Let me guess, it brings anyone back from the dead?
K: And plants. Now, i just need to find a target.
Me: How about that dead sunflower across the street. (pointing across the street)
K: Good thinking. Now, I just need to aim percisely. (Kowalski shoots the laser, but instead of hitting the dead sunflower, it hits a truck with a mirror on it and bounces back to me knocking me on the ground)
Me: (groaning)
K: Monique, are you feeling alright? (no response for 8 minutes)
Me: (getting up) Wow, what a headache.
K: I never expected that to happen.
Me: I better go get some aspirin from home. (limping to my invisible house in the park)
K: What's with your leg?
Me: Hmm, I'm not to sure.
Later
Me: Hmm, aspirin's not working to well. (zapping aspirin, turning them into small brains) What just happened? (looking in bathroom mirror) And now, I'm green! (sarcastically) JUST GREAT, JUST WONDERFUL!
Mastique: (coming in) Mom, is everything okay? (looking at me)Z-z-z-z-z-zombie!!!
Me: What? No, Mastique! (she runs away) Mastique, wait! (i feel my chest) Oh no! My heart's not beating! I've gotta find Kowalski! (limps out of the bathroom)
At the pinguim HQ
Mastique: Dad, I think you might be responsible for this, but Mom has turned into a zombie!!!
K: Mastique, I've dealt with that sort of thing before with Private and Rico and we ended up sending ourselves and Skipper in the infermary!
Mastique: But this isn't a mistake made por the senses, this is the real deal! (I fall flat on my face in the HQ)
Me: Kowalski...!
S: WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHERMAN'S GERDLES HAPPENED TO HER?
K: Oh man, I should've known this would happen!
Me: What's happened to me? TELL ME OR YOUR SUCULENT CEREBRAL CORTEX BECOMES MY LUNCH!
K: Looks like when the Undeadinator zapped Monique, it left her dead for 8 minutos to cause her to be brought back to life again. And since she was alive when she was zapped, she slowly became a zombie!
P: Is there a cure?
K: I'll try to make an antidote before midnight. In the meantime, keep yourself in control, Monique. (I'm gone) Monique?
Mastique: We need to go find her. Dad, try to make that antidote as fast as you can.
P: Just make sure it's not raw or sour!
K: Private, this is no time to make impressions of Gordan Ramsay. I just need to get to work.
At the lémure, lemur habitat
Julien: Alright, Jessica. Prepare to be beaten por the bootie of the king, which is me, in this bootie shaking competition!
Jessica: In your dreams, Dad! (I limp into the lémure, lemur habitat)
Me: I'm here to eat your brains, Julien!
Jessica: Grandma Monique, what's wrong with you?
Me: I'm just hungry for brains! (trying to eat Julien's brain) Can't find any. (Skipper, Rico, Private, and Mastique come in)
S: Let's not get too fiesty!
Mastique: Let's hope Dad finishes that antidote.
Me: I...need...brains!!! (limps away like crazy)
K: (quickly coming in) I just finished the antidote. Where's Monique?
S: Your wife just left. She's fast for a zombie.
Mastique: She might either eat David's brain or pass out from starvation of brains before midnight.
K: I better give her the antidote and quick!
In the park
Me: Need...brains...! (Kowalski leaps in front of me)
K: Monique, get a hold of yourself!
Me: You don't understand! I'm in desparate need for brains! (singing "Brains" from "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy")
K: Well, FYI, David's not on Earth right now, everyone in town is either too busy or asleep! If you're so desparate for brains, why don't you digest my Grade A Science brain?
Me: I...I...I can't!
K: (quieter) Yea, I thought so. Take this antidote and you'll be alright in the morning.
Me: Alright. (I take the antidote and fall unconscious)
The seguinte morning
On a bench in the zoo
Me: (slowly waking up) What am I doing here? (feeling my chest for a heartbeat) Phew, I'm back.
K: (walking up) Looks like I found a successful cure for Chronic Zombiism after all.
Me: Oh, if i hurt you or scared you in any way, I'm so sorry.
K: Don't worry. I didn't get scared. Mastique on the other hand was pretty terrified, but i'm not sure if it's because she saw you as a zombie or it's because she knew i had someting to do with it.
Me: Well, feels great to be completely alive again. (we both laugh)
The End
Me: What are you doing, Kowalski?
K: Oh, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my new Undeadinator.
Me: Let me guess, it brings anyone back from the dead?
K: And plants. Now, i just need to find a target.
Me: How about that dead sunflower across the street. (pointing across the street)
K: Good thinking. Now, I just need to aim percisely. (Kowalski shoots the laser, but instead of hitting the dead sunflower, it hits a truck with a mirror on it and bounces back to me knocking me on the ground)
Me: (groaning)
K: Monique, are you feeling alright? (no response for 8 minutes)
Me: (getting up) Wow, what a headache.
K: I never expected that to happen.
Me: I better go get some aspirin from home. (limping to my invisible house in the park)
K: What's with your leg?
Me: Hmm, I'm not to sure.
Later
Me: Hmm, aspirin's not working to well. (zapping aspirin, turning them into small brains) What just happened? (looking in bathroom mirror) And now, I'm green! (sarcastically) JUST GREAT, JUST WONDERFUL!
Mastique: (coming in) Mom, is everything okay? (looking at me)Z-z-z-z-z-zombie!!!
Me: What? No, Mastique! (she runs away) Mastique, wait! (i feel my chest) Oh no! My heart's not beating! I've gotta find Kowalski! (limps out of the bathroom)
At the pinguim HQ
Mastique: Dad, I think you might be responsible for this, but Mom has turned into a zombie!!!
K: Mastique, I've dealt with that sort of thing before with Private and Rico and we ended up sending ourselves and Skipper in the infermary!
Mastique: But this isn't a mistake made por the senses, this is the real deal! (I fall flat on my face in the HQ)
Me: Kowalski...!
S: WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHERMAN'S GERDLES HAPPENED TO HER?
K: Oh man, I should've known this would happen!
Me: What's happened to me? TELL ME OR YOUR SUCULENT CEREBRAL CORTEX BECOMES MY LUNCH!
K: Looks like when the Undeadinator zapped Monique, it left her dead for 8 minutos to cause her to be brought back to life again. And since she was alive when she was zapped, she slowly became a zombie!
P: Is there a cure?
K: I'll try to make an antidote before midnight. In the meantime, keep yourself in control, Monique. (I'm gone) Monique?
Mastique: We need to go find her. Dad, try to make that antidote as fast as you can.
P: Just make sure it's not raw or sour!
K: Private, this is no time to make impressions of Gordan Ramsay. I just need to get to work.
At the lémure, lemur habitat
Julien: Alright, Jessica. Prepare to be beaten por the bootie of the king, which is me, in this bootie shaking competition!
Jessica: In your dreams, Dad! (I limp into the lémure, lemur habitat)
Me: I'm here to eat your brains, Julien!
Jessica: Grandma Monique, what's wrong with you?
Me: I'm just hungry for brains! (trying to eat Julien's brain) Can't find any. (Skipper, Rico, Private, and Mastique come in)
S: Let's not get too fiesty!
Mastique: Let's hope Dad finishes that antidote.
Me: I...need...brains!!! (limps away like crazy)
K: (quickly coming in) I just finished the antidote. Where's Monique?
S: Your wife just left. She's fast for a zombie.
Mastique: She might either eat David's brain or pass out from starvation of brains before midnight.
K: I better give her the antidote and quick!
In the park
Me: Need...brains...! (Kowalski leaps in front of me)
K: Monique, get a hold of yourself!
Me: You don't understand! I'm in desparate need for brains! (singing "Brains" from "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy")
K: Well, FYI, David's not on Earth right now, everyone in town is either too busy or asleep! If you're so desparate for brains, why don't you digest my Grade A Science brain?
Me: I...I...I can't!
K: (quieter) Yea, I thought so. Take this antidote and you'll be alright in the morning.
Me: Alright. (I take the antidote and fall unconscious)
The seguinte morning
On a bench in the zoo
Me: (slowly waking up) What am I doing here? (feeling my chest for a heartbeat) Phew, I'm back.
K: (walking up) Looks like I found a successful cure for Chronic Zombiism after all.
Me: Oh, if i hurt you or scared you in any way, I'm so sorry.
K: Don't worry. I didn't get scared. Mastique on the other hand was pretty terrified, but i'm not sure if it's because she saw you as a zombie or it's because she knew i had someting to do with it.
Me: Well, feels great to be completely alive again. (we both laugh)
The End
The penguins were doing their daily cleaning around their HQ. "Hello silly penguins!" king Julien said as he walked into their HQ. "Ringtail? What is with the jogging outfit?" "There is a race soon!" "Ok then...Have fun with that." "But you don't understand! There are prizes!" " Ooo! CANDY!" Shouted Private. "Fine! We'll take you on in a race ringtail. And I can tell you that were going to win!" "Hey guys! Did you say something about a race?" Asked Marlene.
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ggreen7295 here! So I had this crazyish idea. To celebrate the authors, stories, OCs, and other PoM things created on FF, I wanted to have a "Academy Awardish thing" for you guys. Like, there would be categories such as
Best Author
Best Fanfic
Best T rated Fanfic
Best M rated Fanfic
Best Romance
Best Horror
Most Depressing fanfic
Best Humanized fanfic
Best One shot
Yeah those are just the one's off the topo, início of my head. Of course I can't do this por myself. I need no co workers some other people to help my make decisions. Like first of all... What should we call this? Write a review explaining why you should help me do this. Well that's all...Hmm I should write my story... Hey, Xbox! :/ (Must play Borderlands)
Best Author
Best Fanfic
Best T rated Fanfic
Best M rated Fanfic
Best Romance
Best Horror
Most Depressing fanfic
Best Humanized fanfic
Best One shot
Yeah those are just the one's off the topo, início of my head. Of course I can't do this por myself. I need no co workers some other people to help my make decisions. Like first of all... What should we call this? Write a review explaining why you should help me do this. Well that's all...Hmm I should write my story... Hey, Xbox! :/ (Must play Borderlands)