A DEFINITIVE LIST OF THE BEST TUMBLR POSTS ABOUT ONE DIRECTION 

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If you\'ve ever decided to fill a spare ten minutes by searching One Direction related tags on Tumblr only to emerge six hours later with no concept of what actually happened in that time, but ultimately having absolutely no regrets, then this one is for you.

Being the serious journalists that we are, we\'ve decided to dedicate an afternoon to the serious business of trawling through blogs and collecting a bunch of stuff that made us giggle.

For one, there are countless people who recognise the diverse talents of Liam Payne.

It\'s agreed that Harry Styles is the most likely member to name his child after a shrub:

Lux is an actual living embodiment of the years we have dedicated to the band:

Liam can mysteriously regenerate organs and nobody even questions how that\'s medically possible:

Harry doesn\'t go to nightclubs because they don\'t cater to his love of beached whale noises and organic kale smoothies:

The Egyptions are probably in negotiations to formally rename the River Nile:

There is nothing so pleasing to the soul than hearing all the boys voices merge together:

There\'s also no denying the life-affirming power of \'Where Do Broken Hearts Go\'.

\'Little White Lies\' is basically the \'No Control\' of its era:

Everyone is constantly concerned by whether Harry has received his daily quota of hugs:

And some people express their love in pure poetry:

It\'s generally agreed that Louis Tomlinson\'s accent when he swears is more important than life itself:

Niall doesn\'t judge anyone. Ever. Even when he would definitely be entitled to:

They would all make wonderfully unique GPS voices.

Harry Styles and Brooklyn Beckham play football...

5SOS reckon they \'sucked\' when they supported One...

Harry Styles and Brooklyn Beckham play football together, all our dreams come true

They like playing with each other\'s (foot)balls By

The best performances of every One Direction single ever

Liam Payne and Harry Styles confirm the title of One Direction\'s next single

It\'s an \'ironic love song\' written by Louis and Harry By

The best bits from One Direction\'s latest On the Road Again tour diary thing