Ponies VS Changelings

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mês award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If you were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...

WARNING this rant contains swearing!

Oh boy...it's about time we talked this...horrid character. No, horrid is an understatement. I mean an atrocious character. Were's talking about Flash F***ing Sentry!

Flash Sentry is a stereotypical "nice guy". He plays guitar, drives a Camaro, and is in amor with Twilight Sparkle, only after a few conversations. This bothers me for many reasons...
#1: He's shown as perfect. He has rock-hard abs, perfect hair, and a charming smile. He is also morally right and every girl fawns over him.
#2: He has no flaws whatsoever.
#3: He's made only for Twilight Sparkle.

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