At the same location where Con crashed the car, a guindaste was lifting it out of the lake it landed in.
US soldier: Check that car for the ammo.
US pony: *finds ammo* It's wet! This won't be good at all!
US captain: We need to deliver it to Tara quickly. *steals helicopter*
US soldier: HEY! You can't steal that! All units kill the captain!
The train stopped at Canterlot, and everypony was getting the circus set up.
US captain: *arrives in helicopter*
US soldiers: There he is! Shoot him!! *shoot down helicopter*
US captain: *falls on ground*
Con: *sneaks out of train*
US soldiers: What were you thinking?!...
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