Discord & Eris

Jon, and Frank were riding back to Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters.

Frank: I've been waiting three days for that car man!
Jon: Ponch, relax. You're going to get it tomorrow.
Frank: That's too far away for me. If that car was a mare, it would be Kate Upton.
Jon: You amor it that much?
Frank: Yes. I can't wait to drive it.
Jon: *Looks ahead of him* Let's just hope you don't drive like those ponies in front of us.

An accident occurred. A mustang crashed into a green SUV.

Jon & Frank: *Stop on the side of the road, seguinte to a blue Alfa Romeo convertible*
Frank: What happened here?
Molly:...

AppleBloom: Dosen't it feel like this idea has been used in a mature themed fanpop role play?... One that uses swears and unshown sex, every 2 minutes.

Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. seguinte your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.

SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.

Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-

Diamond Tiara: So, do you three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?

Apple Bloom: Actually......

The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia pónei, pônei 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia pónei, pônei 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next dia

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get...

Master Sword: There you are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together por love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, amor would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's procurar for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes you realize that everybody is...

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.

Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me you have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is...

bunda bunda Inn

Starring arco iris, arco-íris Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A pónei, pônei arrived at the bunda bunda Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one mais letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives...

St. Foalis, Maresouri
April 4, 1957
1:45 PM

Hawkeye, Percy, and Benny were driving the stolen gas turbine to Cheyenne so that Benny could help out in the trainyard, but there was going to be a problem for the three stallions.

Hawkeye: *Hears a banging noise, and looks at the fuel gauge, then the oil gauge* The oil pressure is dropping.
Percy: It might be leaking.
Benny: *Looks at oil gauge* It is. It shouldn't be going down so fast.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Percy: *Finds a toolbox* Will you look at this?
Hawkeye: Perfect. Now you find that spot where the oil is leaking, and we'll go down the line,...

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rua corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seguinte to Double Scoop*
Tom: mais ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seguinte to...

The story of Black Snow:Chapter 1, wrote por Jordy_Dash, design of Black Snow por Alinah_09
Disclaimer! This is my first story in ages, sorry if it's not up to my standards. Enjoy


My name is Black Snow, I'm a unicorn born in pónei, pônei ville and I moved to canterlot when I was only four, I was raised in a middle class family in canterlot, my mother was a fashion designer and my father a musician though because they were always busy I would be alone for the most of my days, I had my father mane, but my mother's casaco and eyes, my mane was black with highlights of blue and my casaco was a snow white and my...

Let me take a moment to thank those who stood por my lame tempt of a series.. Haha. Just kidding, I'm not really that insecure. But seriously. Thanks guys..
In case you haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..


YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).


AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:
Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
Chimney:...

Before we start this episode, I have a message for you.

As you all know, it has been at least one mês since Karina_Brony deleted her account. I talked to her about it, and asked if she would return, and she said no. Because of this, it brings me great displeasure to say that I will not be allowed to use her character anymore. This is the last episode she will appear in. With that said, it's time to begin.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From...

Twi: Saten Twist!? I thought I told you stay with Discord.
Saten: I was afried you'd get lost.. Besides. Discord's fine.
Twi: Fine.. But try to behave yourself.
Saten: Can do.
Twi: ... How's Derpy por the way.
Saten: Don't know.. Haven't seen her since the last time I was with Master Sword.


CUTAWAY, (my own verision of WORDS OF WIS-DUMB, hurt feelings.. There's part of two I felt would of liked even more, if it were this way):
Saten: *pulls over the bully to Derpy* Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That you so my lovely cousin a little repect....