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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little pónei, pônei franchise and the batman franchise are not owned and created por me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight said "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy said "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

arco iris, arco-íris Dash said "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie said "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and said "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle said "This cake should be much better than your anterior cake."

Mr. Cake nervously said "I'm sorry about selling you a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

aguardente de maçã said "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle said "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and said "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle said "It seems like you arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike said "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased por Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He said "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker said "This is mais than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord said "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle said "Welcome Discord. I hope that you enjoy your birthday party."

Discord said "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as you didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and said "It's nice."

Fluttershy said "Thank goodness."

Discord said "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle said "What are you talking about?"

Discord said "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle said "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord said "Because I amor chaos. You wouldn't understand. Ponies like you take away the fun in life por being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord said "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised por the ponies and Discord, but he was amused por it. The Joker said "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "But I didn't hire a clown. Did you hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie said "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker said "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and said "I'm Discord. I amor chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker said "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord said "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and said "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and said "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She said "Why did you call me that?"

The Joker said "I'm sorry to confuse you Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and said "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to arco iris, arco-íris Dash and said "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker said "Rarity you remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity said "Why?"

The Joker said "Because you both think that you're better looking than you actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker said "It seems like you forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike said "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and said "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and said "I amor this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker said "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and said "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for you ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and said "I want you 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make you disappear."

Rarity angrily said "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle said "It's just a quick magic trick."

aguardente de maçã said "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie said "Are you going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker said "Actually I'm going to take you with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "Why would you sell us?"

The Joker said "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However you will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously said "Are you actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker said "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He said "Can you at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and said "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily said "Then I must stop you Joker."

The Joker said "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to soco the Joker, but he missed. Discord said "Can you stay put so I can soco you?"

The Joker said "I would amor to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord said "You hurt me."

The Joker said "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord said "It appears that you can't take away the ponies now you weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily said "I demand you to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and said "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker said "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord said "It seems like I'll have to defeat you in a mais simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at you ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "Thank you for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought you were."

Discord said "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.

aguardente de maçã said "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity said "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle said "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and said "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and said "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have you here.

Rainbow Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) You can call me "anything you want"

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but you could call me "anything you want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 16, 1959
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 6:50 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Nikki, and Meadow were having breakfast.

Nikki: Drink some coffee.
Meadow: No thank you.
Nikki: You should have some to keep you awake.
Meadow: I don't need it.
Nikki: You stayed up really late last night doing that drag racing bullshit. You need to drink coffee.
Meadow: *Walks away*
Nikki: Where are you going?
Meadow: Work.
Nikki: We have ten minutos until it starts!
Meadow: I don't care.

Nikki was concerned for Meadow. She never acted like this before. Later that day, Meadow was in Cheyenne, and Nikki was driving...
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LATER THAT DAY:
Saten: (groans) Ohh.. My head still hurts.
AppleJack: Well, that's what ya get for drinking five whole wine bottles at once.
Saten: (groans) Yeah, yeah..

Rainbow Dash: ''This'' is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.
Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary pónei, pônei folk.
Twilight: Saten? Your from Fillydefia? Any idea what this town is called? 
Satan: That's just it.. I never seen this place before. Witch is weird..
Twilight: Hmmm... That "is" weird.
Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.
Satan: (groans) of coarse you do..
Pinkie Pie: I don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Chimney Sweep
Chimney Sweep
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Me, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash found my scooter. It was stolen por some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

Rainbow Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
Rainbow Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
Rainbow Dash: Go início Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo:...
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When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... You know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of pónei, pônei would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of arco iris, arco-íris Dash, do you remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes....
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Me, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why you shouldn't eat bolo de copo on Sunday.

Rainbow Dash: A few weeks ago, a pónei, pônei was eating a bolinho, queque on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
Rainbow Dash: She got attacked por some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
Rainbow Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of fã fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do you mean you don't know? What caused you to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are you going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...
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I want to take this time to talk about one of my two favorito duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most favorito one in my seguinte article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and arco iris, arco-íris Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got arco iris, arco-íris Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, arco iris, arco-íris Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.

Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I cruz the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*

His train stopped just seguinte to the state border.

Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Wonderbolt show Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B por the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go mais into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case biscoito, bolacha returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are you talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll mover his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit you could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen minutos away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, you may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, you need to improve your performance. Especially you Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. You maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. You don't pass the ball to your teammates, you caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....
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WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if you dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like composição literária some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered por wastelands. Only some Valente ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be mais swearing than last time (And it'll be mais intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls gamo, fawn over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arco iris, arco-íris Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* oi look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from...
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