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TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHERE ARE YOU HIDING queen CHRYSALIS I KNOW YOU ARE BRAIN WASHING PONIES "!

SPIKE- "SHE'S DECAYED INTO A CORPSE

FLUTTERSHY- "YOU MEAN SHHHHHE DIED"!

RARITY- "OH MY WHAT SPIKY WIKY IS TRYING TO TELL YOU FLUTTERSHY IS SHE EXPIRED HER WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT amor "!

FLUTTERSHY- "THAT'S SAD AND TERRIBLE

DISCORD- "WOW SOME EVEN WERE HAVING FIRST OFF PLAYING BLAME GAME WHAT SHAME TWILIGHT SPARKLE A PRINCESS AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND"!
arco iris, arco-íris DASH- "DISCORD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE CAUSING MISCHEIF ?
DISCORD- "NO NOT THIS TIME YOU I ALL WIND DOWN WITH THIS FROWN "!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "I'M SORRY I JUDGE YOU ABOUT THE TRICKS YOU PLAYED IN THE PAST THEN WHO CREATED THOSE DARK PONIES THEN ?

"HAAAAAAAAAAAA TIME TO DIE PONIES FEEL MY WRATH "!

TWILIGHT SPARKLE-

"NO WHAT IS SHE DOING EVERPONY ?

"TAKING YOUR SOULESS CUTIE MARKS WITH ME AND SOON YOU WILL OBEY EVERY ONE OF MY COMMANDS YES"!

APPLEJACK- "NOW WAIT A DARN TOOTIN minuto WHO ARE YOU ? PLUS WHERE ARE WE STILL ?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE GIRLS LOOK IT'S A ILLUSION NOT REAL WE BEEN FOOLED ALL THIS TIME "!

RAINBOWDASH- "I'LL SONIC SLAM YOU estrela LIGHTGLIMMER "!

RARITY- WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ?
SPIKE- OH WOW A EVIL CULT LEADER pónei, pônei THIS SUCKS !

DISCORD- "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID STARLIGHT GLIMMER YOU STRIPPED MY pónei, pônei friends TO DIE I'M THE POWER OF CHAOS NOT THIS ? ONLY THEN I WILL HELP THE MANE 7 OHHH WAIT SPIKE DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOUR MAGIC IS ABOUT TO BE TRAGIC!

FLUTTERSHY- "I DON'T LIKE HER AND HER PUSHY RULES SOME THINGS GOT TO CHANGE?

PRINCESS STARLIGHTGLIMMER- YOU A CHAOS GOD THINK YOU CAN BEAT MY MAGIC HAAAAAA YOU CAN TRY BUT IN THE END I RULE OVER ALL OF EQUESTRIA IT BEGINS NOW pónei, pônei FUSION ACTIVATE - HAAAAAAAAAA I CAN FEEL IT'S TREMENDOUS POWER GOING INSIDE OF ME "! NOW PONIES MEET THE REAL ME
PRINCESS GLIDALIGHTTRIXEGLIMMER I WILL ENJOY DESTROYING GOODBYE EVERYPONY !!!!

MANE 6- HOW DO WE EVEN TRY TO STOP STARLIGHT GLIMMER NOW ?

DISCORD- HELLO, MY pónei, pônei friends WHY DON'T I HYBRID BLEND WITH SPIKE I CHAOS PROMISE TO YOU RARITY YOUR BOYFRIEND DRAGON WILL COME TO NO HARM , ARE YOU READY SPIKE LET'S FUSE TOGETHER NOW , ALRIGHT DISCORD LET BEAT THE RUDE PONIES BUTT FOR GOOD!

PRINCESS GILDALIGHTTRIXIEGLIMMER- YOU DWEEDS AND POWERFUL GLIMMER HERE MUST PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MEMORY.
SPIKECORD- "AWESOME POWERS INDEED NOW LET'S MAKE PRINCESS GLIDALIGHTTRIXIEGLIMMER REGRET HURTING OUR friends TALENTS, DISCORD WHAT A UGLY MIXED BAG AHHH THREE pónei, pônei HEADS IS NOT BETTER THEN ONE ATTACK ! ROMAN CANDLE FIREWORKS BREATH - IT'S EFFECTIVE !!! "NOOOOOOOOO!

WHAT'S GOING ON MY POWERS ARE DESTROYED YOU PONIES RUINED EVERYTHING NOOOOOO ! , NOOOOO DWEED YOU USED US STARLIGHT GLIMMER LET'S LEAVE TRIXIE YES THE GREAT AND DISHONEST TRIXIE FAILED MAGIC SCHOOL AGAIN !!!

STARLIGHT GLIMMER- "I'M REALLY NOT GOOD AT MAKING friends I TRIED TO KILL YOU MANE SIX I WAS WRONG FOR WHAT I DID ALSO USING DARK MAGIC TO MAKE EVIL DARKNESS PONIES SO CAN I BE A FRIEND !

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- YOU HAVE ALONG WAYS TO BE FRIENDSHIP WITH US PONIES

THE END !
posted by karinabrony
 Babs Seed
Babs Seed
Babs Seed~

[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Apple Bloom]
First, we thought that Babs was so really, really sweet
A new friend to have, and it seemed like such a treat
[Scootaloo]
But then, we found the truth; she's just a bully from the east
She went from Babs, yeah, to a bully and a beast
[Apple Bloom]
Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead
[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our tail
Gotta hide, we gotta bail
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you
Gotta run, we gotta...
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posted by Canada24
 (these three will be paired up for most of the story)
(these three will be paired up for most of the story)
A FEW WEEKS LATER!

Jappleack finally ended up telling about her adventures in Prime Ponyville, as Pinkie and Dragonowitiz finally seemed interested, for whatever reason.

"Did you see me!?" Dragonowitiz cried excitedly.

"No. Just Twilight and myself" Jappleack replied.

"Oh well.. Still sounds so totally far out" Dragonowitiz replied.

Jappleack also had the pair of them promise not to go into the portal. They both agreed not to. Feeling satisfied Jappleack started leaving.

"I'm going in the portal" Dragonowitiz announced, the direct moment Jappleack left them.

Pinkie gasped "But Spiiiiike.. You sai-...
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posted by applejackrocks1
It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are you doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money...
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The three all turned, and looked at the big room they had been lead too. It was fairly open and empty, almost like an theater room. At one end of the room, there were six square vats, each one nearly full with individual Spectra. Above them was a peculiar looking machine. From a central stack, six hoses broke off and lead above each of the individual vats. At the topo, início of the stack was a single opening, red with rust despite the rest of the machine to be shiny and clean. Even further above that was a fairly complex looking object, with chains and gears hanging off of beams and pipes loosely....
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posted by Magicalgirl12
Once upon a time there lived a pónei, pônei named Trixie. Trixie was a show off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic mais than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any mais of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some comida and some water. She walked to a small pónei, pônei village. She could hardly walk...
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AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some bolo de copo shoutouts, so if you haven't read Cupcakes, please do. Comments will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement por the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie said she was sorry, her expression said a different story. A week after...
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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the anterior installment, its based on creepypastas, mais specifically Jeff the Killer. Please comment and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a sofá she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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My Little Pony,
My Little pónei, pônei ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies you opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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added by karinabrony
Ok. This is my first artigo based on my opinion. If you want me to write another artigo on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in pergunta right now: Cloppers

Yes you heard me cloppers. If you don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little pónei, pônei (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If you notice there is a clopper, why should that bother you in anyway? It's...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: my little pony - a amizade é mágica
 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done por Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pónei, pônei can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead por arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead por a pónei, pônei named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead por Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead por John who somehow survived being killed por a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead por an alicorn named Fuku,...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
added by ChibiEmmy
added by karinabrony
added by tinkerbell66799
This is another American Dad episode, this one would probably need Saten a bit mais unlikable than usual, but it can still work.

In this one Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened por the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.

Saten: Those two are killing me!

Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if you are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.

Saten groans and goes out...
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added by MoonlitTerror
Source: please comment if you know the artist <3