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FLASHBACK:

Filly Glaze (her and Trixie are his ONLY friend of the time): I'm sorry about your mom putting you into adoption and all.

Filly Saten: Ahh, can't say I'm too serprised.. But at least I met my first cousin Derpy for the first time.

Filly Glaze: Oh yes, Derpy.. I owe her money actually.. (goes to bank, but it's closed) NO! NO! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

Filly Saten: It's okay, we can just check back tomorrow.

Filly Glaze: ... (sighs) Guess your right.

Filly Saten starts heading back, but from behind him Glaze pick up a trash can and breaks the bank window, triggering the alarm, shocking Saten.

Filly Glaze: (calmly walks in)

Filly Saten: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WE GOTTA GET OUT HERE!?

Filly Glaze: Relax.. Derpy and I do this all the time.. Average response time is nine minutes.. (approaches security camera, waving to it without even wearing a mask, before covering it with whip cream to block the screen).

Filly Saten: YOUR INSANE!

Filly Glaze: Yes I am, now help me with thee safe.

PRESENT TIME:

Saten: Here's your money.

Glaze: (takes the bag) Thank you old friend.. Do you know any available jobs?.. You owe me, Twist

Saten: Oh come on, I said I was sorry.

Glaze: Sometimes, sorry isn't enough.

Saten: Fair enough.. But funny how it goes.. As fillies you were the one always getting ME in trouble.

Glaze: True.. But after being arrested that one time, last year.. Guess I matured.

Saten: Hey, I got arrested all the time, it's no big deal.. But whatever.. (flirtingly) Your still hotter now.

Glaze: (blushes) Your sweet.. But I still don't fully forgive you for losing me my job.

Saten: Didn't think so.. You never change do you.

Glaze: (giggles) Guess not.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case you are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a rua to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pónei, pônei get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pónei, pônei was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the laranja stallion asked. "Our seguinte target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are you waiting for? Stab me if you can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are you doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, you are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR friends but i forgive you now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed you to do you need any help dashy"
"ya can you um(looks aroud) can you clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back you must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE YOU SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are you okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do you have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do you need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he said he was. Later, Score introduced her friends to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, composição literária another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made por Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This show was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful dia in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have you done?
Pete: You're...
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Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told you that you should......
Spike:Oh,why the feno don't you stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get you a mice hole,for you to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if you want,I can give you a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what you are passing!Do you have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as you want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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An assassin and a gaming pónei, pônei play something about trains.
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.

Codename : Black Friday.

//: 21st SAS Squadron
-Commander Hooffman.
-Sergeant Tower
-Copral Nighthook
-Private First Class Workman.

Location : Equestrian Waters.


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SAS Leader - We are proceeding to check the ship.
Dan - Copy. Do what it takes to check it.
Baseplate - 21st This ship may contain nuclear reactors be advised.

Hooffman - Rodger. Alright Lads. Time to roll *goes onto ship*
Tower - This place stinks like fish.
Hooffman - Don't chit chat.
Tower - Aye sir.
Nighthook - I see someone on deck.
Workman - I don't like it mates.
Hooffman - Neither do I. *sets at doors* On you Night.
Nighthook...
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After Shining Armor finishes the Crystalling preparations and Cadance finishes addressing the public, Twilight and Pinkie Pie arrive with the baby to begin the ceremony. However, once the baby is separated from Pinkie, she starts to cry. Her booming wail causes the Crystal coração to shatter into pieces.

Applejack: I'm guessin' that's gonna make it harder to do the Crystalling.

Twilight: It's worse than that. Without the Heart, the Crystal Empire's about to be buried under a mountain of ice and snow!

Saten: (checking on them) Are you friggin kidding me!?

Rarity: So... not only can we not take part...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
-Fluttershy house-

Slash - *burst doors open and see Fluttershy hanging while somepony in raposa Mask is trying to kill RD with a knife*
Fox - Huh!
Slash - *pushes him off RD* You're Ok?
RD - Y-yeah.
Slash - *runs on topo, início of the house with Fox* Stop here!
Fox - Well Well Well. The player has appears.
Slash - ... I found you *takes out knife*
Fox - Hm? Maybe you want to-
Slash - Ace I know it's you.
Fox - What the fu- how!
Slash - You always dissapierd before attack. Suddenly assuming alot of stuff. You're not that type of guy.
Ace - Ha... HAHAHAHAHAHA... Ahahahahahahahaha!!!! *takes mask off*
Slash - It's the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
slash - *enters house* ... Silent... Heh...

Ace - *comes to office* Oh boss.
Boss - oi there Ace.
Ace - H-hi.
Boss - Hm? Something's on your mind... Say it.
Ace - Well it's about... slash life.


Episode 2
The raposa Killer



Boss - I guess. I will tell you...

5 Years Ago.

Slash - I'm back!
Greenleaf - Hi there bro!

-It was 3 years after they moved away from their abusive parents. slash was ace detective for 1 ano then-

Slash - Oh? You got better at cooking.
Greenleaf - I watched some TV.
Slash - Hmm.. *pats her on head* Good girl.

-He used to smile alot back in the days until.-

Nightwalker - Yo. *drops files*
Slash...
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