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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Dad: *Mowing the lawn*
Leonard: *Stops his car near Lewis' dad, and gets out* Mr. Lee? I want to talk to you.
Dad: *Turns off the lawnmower, and runs away*
Leonard: *Flies, and lands in front of Lewis' dad* I don't think so. You try to run away from an officer again, you'll be arrested. You haven't broken the law, but your son wants to be with us. If being a cop is what he wants, you let him have it. Understand?
Dad: I'll kill that worthless bastard.
Leonard: That's it. You're under arrest.
Lewis: *Watching from inside the house*

My dad threatened to kill me, and that was enough for Leonard, and Peter to arrest him. He got three years in jail, and mom kicked me out of the house. Along with everything I owned. So Leonard allowed me to stay with him.

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Lewis: *Walks into the house after riding his bicycle*
Leonard: Come on Lewis, we gotta get going.
Lewis: *Follows Leonard out of the house*

We were busy, but I liked that. The busier we were, the happier I became. We started arresting ponies for bootlegging alcohol, from Chicagoat. When we started, I realized that I wasn't the only teenager that came to visit Leonard. There for the first time, I met Bob Stone. He had a great trick up his sleeve all the time to stop these guys.

Bob: *Walks up to bootleggers* How ya doing?
Bootlegger: Fine. What's it to you?
Bob: I wanna buy some beer, and, since I'm a nice pony, I'll pay you twice the amount you normally charge.
Bootlegger: Well, that sounds fine. *Gives Bob a bottle of beer*
Bob: *Gives Bootlegger ten dollars* What brand is this?
Bootlegger: Miller Light?
Bob: Why isn't the logo on this bottle?
Bootlegger: Well uh-
Bob: Did you make this yourself?
Bootlegger: Oh shit.
Bob: We're good guys, come get him.
Leonard: *Runs out of the bushes with Peter* Okay buddy, you're under arrest. *Arresting the bootlegger*
Bob: *Takes his ten dollars back*
Lewis: *Walks up to Lewis* Nice to meet you.
Bob: Nice to meet you too. Here. *Gives Lewis his ten dollars*
Lewis: Thank you.

Bob was very generous. He'd give you a ten, or a twenty just for saying hi to him.

Stop the song

 This is a stolen car
This is a stolen car


Mare: *Talking on the radio* Any units available por Interstate 270, Illinois State Police reports a green Dodge Monaco has been stolen. Requesting Roadblock.
Leonard: Ten-4.

This was my very first Grand Theft Auto. I wanted it to be just right.

Leonard: *Stops on the bridge just in front of the exit* Okay, get out the spike strip, now!!
Lewis: *Rolls the spike strip*
Car Pony: *Drives over it, and loses control, hitting the barrier between the exit, and interstate*
Leonard: Bob, Shawn, go get him.

And here is where I met Shawn.

Shawn: Come on, come on. *Puts cuffs on Car Pony, and brings him towards Leonard with Bob* Here you are Leonard.
Leonard: Thanks.

Everything pauses in place, and Lewis narrates

Shawn was great, and we worked well with Bob, Leonard, and Peter, but when the DA found out about him letting us work with them, he got a 1 mês probation, and was demoted to Captain.

Leonard: This is serious, we can't do this anymore.
Lewis: But I like doing this-
Leonard: I know, but I got my orders. You can't go with us anymore. It's the same for Bob, and Shawn. As soon as the three of you get in your 20's, cadastrar-se the academy, and they'll train you to be officers. Then we can work together again.

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Dr. Silver made it to her vulcão lair, but she did not notice Con was on topo, início of her car.

Con: *Gets off of car*
Dr. Silver: Huh? *looks around*
Con: *Still invisible*
Dr. Silver: *Walks in*
Con: *gets rid of invisibility spell*
Itic: *Walks out of base* Con.
Con: Itic. Follow me. We've got to stop Dr. Silver.
Itic: Right. She plans to destroy an episode of Hawaii Five-O.
Con: But that's a good show. If she destroys that, everypony will be mad. *Climbs up volcano*
Itic: *Follows*
Griffons: *Flying helicopters*
Con: *Turns himself, and Itic invisible*
Griffons: *Fly to topo, início of volcano*
Itic: *teleports...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Mrs. Donatello
Mrs. Donatello
My last class of the dia was english with Mrs. Donatello.

Mrs. Donatello: Ok, today we are going to read Romeo & Juliet por William Shakespeare. And we all know what he was famous for, right?
Rafe: (making the most boring stories in all of Equestria)
Mrs. Donatello: This story is a little advanced, but I think you're up for it.
Allison: I'll help with handing out the scripts.
Mrs. Donatello: Ok, thank you. Now let's go over the parts you'll be reading. Rafe, I think you'll make an excellent Paris.
Ponies: *laughing*
Rafe: Why do I have to read a fillie's part?
Mrs. Donatello: Paris is a stallion....
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posted by Canada24
Arthur Note: There's a reference to the Simpsons in this chapter. But I'll leave it for you readers to figure out what part it is.
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Prime Spike finished sending a letter to princess Celestia.

"I still doubt that she'll believe us.. I mean, I'm wait here and I don't believe it"

"Well. It dosen't hurt.. Besides we still had to tell we're coming. Not polite to show up unannounced" prime Pinkie relied.

"Hey, hot ones.. Wazzzzzzup!" Dragonowitiz announced suddenly revealing himself.

"Oh god, it's him again" prime Pinkie...
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In recess....

Chrysalis: Okay colts, what do you all wanna play?
Discord: Hmmmm.....checkers?
Sombra: Too boring! Soccer!
Celestia: Too rough, Sombra. How about tennis?
Luna: BUT I SUCK IN TENNIS!
Chrysalis: How about we all play freeze tag?
All: *nods*
Celestia: I'll be it. I'm counting to ten! *giggles* 1...2....3....4...
All: *runs off*
Celestia: 5678910! Here I go!!! *looks around and spots Sombra*
Sombra: Shoot. She found me! *runs*
Celestia: *starts to fly* You can run, but can't hide!!!

With Chrysalis, hiding behind some bushes....

Chrysalis: They'll never find me! *giggles* *gasp* I forgot about...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was called into his manager's office, just outside of Los Angeles Union Passenger Terminal. He was sitting in the hallway, waiting to go inside.

Greg: *Arrives with Jake*
Saten: You got called here too, huh?
Greg: Now I know what this is about.
Jake: It's because we got in a fight at the bar yesterday. I technically shouldn't be here since I did not engage in any hostile activity.
Saten: You still started the fight.
Manager: *Opens the door* Come in gentlemen.

The four stallions continued the conversation in the office.

Manager: Fighting another pónei, pônei in a bar. Really?
Jake: Technically I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Stallions: *Playing pool*
Santa Fe pónei, pônei 59: *Walks in with Saten Twist* Look who's back everypony!
Stallions: Saten Twist!!
Saten Twist: *Sits down at the bar* oi fellas.
Bartender: Hi Saten. *Gives him a glass of beer* The usual, just for you. You've got my wife to that business meeting in Flagstaff in time like you promised, so this is on the house.
Saten Twist: Thanks. *Gives him a quarter* Say hi to everyone else in the family for me.
Bartender: Will do.
Greg: *Walks over from a table* Hey, Saten. How was your run from Albuquerque?
Saten Twist: Wonderful, as usual.
Greg: Good to hear....
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
4:43 AM. It was still very dark.

Robert: *Walking through the station with a tray of garbage*

He went into the kitchen, placed it on a table, and climbed to the roof.

Robert: *Walking on the roof to a power switch. On his way, a tile goes down, landing on a lower section of the roof*

When he got to the switch, he played with it to make the air raid siren go on.

German Ponies: *Stop what they're doing, and listen to the siren* AIR RAID!! *Shutting off the lights* INSIDE!!
Colonel Von Waldheim: NO! No no, keep working!!!!

But no one listened to him.

Labiche: *Walks to the station with Didont,...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor