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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Central Commandment Center
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Dan - I see...
Void - That's all what happend. You didn't called me because of that tho... Right.
Dan - You know me too well Captain Void. You see RMP have us closed down now. With help of KGB and German Special Forces (GSF) were pretty much closed down as military.
Void - I knew that Rose is a rat.
Dan - And you're at fault.
Void - What? She obviously is a dog of RMP!
Dan - The cachorros are in your Squadron. corvo and Sunshine.
Void - What... No... Their my friends...
Dan - *gives him files* and were Commanders in RMP. Listien RMP with recent activities of army can call government take over. With that they will execute Twilight Sparkle to take full control. After that they will amor happy in recreated Empire
Void - How you know Rose is not a dog of RMP.
Dan - She got arrested this morning por RMP and handed over to KGB for "treason". Twilight can't take pressure.
Void - So what now.
Dan - They still don't have enough power to strike. We called off Germans from operation Shadow Raid and make them oppose GSF. For KGB, they already have alot of power in Russia. For us, RMP is easy to break because of power struggle between Socialistic Party and Republicans. Leaving Imperialistic Party and Capitalistic Equestrian Concuil behind with lacking resources to change Equestria. If Socialists win the power struggle nothing changes if Republicans win Imperialists gain enough power to convince KGB to enter the civil war. There is Equestrian pónei, pônei Military wich is us.
Void - Simply EPM, were under VSS - Valkyries Special Squadrons.
Dan - Apparently there is convinced Ponies to belive into General amora, blackberry Imperialistic documents.
Void - So only way is to eliminate those documents and Ponies that got convinced, help Socialists with gaining over power In RMP and finding rats inside VSS and EPM.
Dan - I exactly know who is the EPM.


-later-

Dan - *reads documents*
Jake - *puts gun to his head* Too bad.
Dan - I knew you would come.
Jake - Why so brave.
Dan - Because without me your plan is down the drain.
Jake - Tch.
Dan - You work not only with RMP but with Nyx.
Jake - RMP is a joke. Nyx have good thought process.
Dan - We will see when rats inside VSS will be killed soon, Imperialists won't have alot of power.
-Jake gets shot from nowhere-

Darkness - Mission Complete. The VSS rato - General Hotshot was eliminated.
Dan - Well... Rest in peace RMP plan. Time to eliminate Nyx.






T.B.C
Applejack: You out-nightmared the scariest part of the milho maze!

Twilight Sparkle: How did you do all this?!

Fluttershy: After you left, I realized that I wasn't ready to give up on Nightmare Night. So I asked Sword if I could try to make the maze even scarier for my friends.

Rainbow Dash: You came up with all of this?

Fluttershy: I had some help. angel was the scary figure that kept scurrying after you in the maze. Fuzzy Legs made the sticky mural that made it difficult for you to see and move. And, of course, Harry was the especially scary monster.

Harry: [growls happily]

Twilight Sparkle: Wow!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
seguinte morning at CHP headquarters.

CHP Ponies: *In the breifing room*
Sargent Getraer: Okay, I hope you all watched the Wonderbolts perform with Chitwood yesterday. The show was great.
Bobby: Better than great. Spectacular.
Arthur: I was too busy babysitting my neice to watch.
Sargent Getraer: The show will be available to buy on blu raio, ray for fifty dollars.
Barry: When?
Sargent Getraer: One week. Now enough talking, time to work. Get out there, and do your job.
CHP Ponies: *Leaving*
Frank: *Walks into Harlan's garage* How's everything Harlan?
Harlan: One window has been replaced. The other one...
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posted by Canada24
Moon Dancer: What is this?

Saten: It's a party.

Lemon: For you.

Pinkie: (pops out cake) Surprise!

Twilight Sparkle: Come on in!

Moon Dancer: Thanks but no thanks. I don't do parties.

Twilight: I know. And I think it's my fault... Back when we were in school together, you invited me to a party. I was so focused on my studies that I didn't show up.

Moon Dancer: Big deal!

Twilight: It WAS a big deal... And now that I realize how important friendship is, I'd like to make up for my mistake with a new party... A party in honor of my friend Moon Dancer! Please, you've got to let me make this up to you. Moon...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The seguinte day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. You think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* oi Ponch, you finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
seguinte morning, Case biscoito, bolacha was driving his Lambronyni to the pizzeria. He had repainted the Lambronyni Amigo in purple, and upgraded the engine, and brakes.

Case Cracker: *Parks his car*
Sam: *Arrives, and parks behind Case Cracker*
Gordon: Well, what do you think?
Sam: I think he has the best car in San Franciscolt.
Case Cracker: Of course I do. *Gets out*
Gordon: Wonder what Jim has for us today.

They walked in together, and found out.

Jim: Hello you three. I got something for you. The Mexicans are gathering near the abandoned railway bridge in Alameda. It's possible that they have a lot of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The taxi stopped at a car rental place just north of Los Angeles.

Karl: Thanks. *Pays the taxi pónei, pônei 3 bucks, and walks into the car rental place*
Car Rental Pony: Hi, welcome to Hertz.
Karl: I'm heading into Seattle, and I need a car built during, or after 1956.
Car Rental Pony: Well most of our cars here were built before 1956, but I'm sure we'll find something just right for you.
Karl: Good.

Both of them walked out to the back, where most of the cars were.

Car Rental Pony: How about this Volvo? It was built last year.
Karl: Eh, I'll pass. I don't want to try driving a foreign car just yet....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, facebook
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as oliva, verde-oliva
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

Mr. Beddler was talking to all of his employees.

Edwina: Who saw Anchorman 2?
Gary: I did. Great movie.
Tim: I hated it. I thought Into The Woods was better.
Audience: *Booing*
Tim: WHAT?!!
Gary: Into The Woods is gay.
Audience: *Cheering*
Gary: *Points hoof into the air* I have saved the show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, shut up.
Ponies: *Listening to Mr....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: This part has no dialogue until the ending

When papillon fell off a cliff, and into a river he fell asleep from a dart that hit him.

Papillon: *Wakes up*
Tribe Ponies: *Standing in a círculo looking at Papillon*
Papillon: *Slowly stands up*

The tribal ponies were very pleased to meet him, and accepted him into the tribe.

Tribal Mares: *Walking out of the ocean carrying buckets full of waters, and oysters*
Papillon: *Sitting on a barco that has been placed upside down*
Tribal Mare: *Smiles at papillon as she walks past him*
Papillon: *Smiles*

The seguinte day, the chief saw Papillon's butterfly...
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I need to work practise my novel like writing..
So this story won't be written as a script like the other episodes are written as..


The story begins with when Rarity shows Trenderhoof around Ponyville, specifically spots that will serve as venues for the Ponyville Days festival events, and Trenderhoof is moderately impressed. However, he seems particularly taken with Sweet maçã, apple Acres, especially aguardente de maçã the moment he sees her. The travel writer becomes instantly smitten with the farm-pony and calls her the pónei, pônei of his dreams, devastating Rarity, and she ended up leaving.

PROBABLY THE seguinte DAY....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After catching the crocodile, Papillon, and Louis brought it to one of the guards.

Guard 27: *Grabs a knife, and cuts a hole in the crocodile's stomach*
Papillon: *Watching the guard*
Guard 27: You're seguinte job is to go catch butterflies. What the buck are you waiting for?
Papillon: *Leaves guard*
Louis: *Follows Papillon*

Catching borboletas was not as easy as it sounded. They were going really fast, and the prisoners were tired.

Prisoner 52: *Swings his net, but misses a butterfly*
Guard 93: You're supposed to catch them you idiot.
Prisoner 52: *Runs after butterfly*
Louis: *sees borboleta on...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Pinkie Pie: *giggles*
Twilight Sparkle: you're an equestria girl
Pinkie Pie: *cries*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Yes, arco iris, arco-íris Dash?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: We have an Equestria Girl.
a few segundos later
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: TASTE THE arco iris, arco-íris MOTHERBUCKER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


Octavia: Vinyl Vinyl!
Vinyl Scratch: What? What?
Octavia: *cries* MY BOWTIE IS EVIL AND ITS GONNA KILL ME AHHHH
Vinyl Scratch: Yeah, I'm gonna go...wub.
Octavia: nyehhh...
Bowtie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Octavia: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Everypony in Ms. Schultz's class was bored. They had to write down a paragraph about the importance of geometry.

Gary: *Chewing eraser on pencil*
James: *Sleeping, and thinking about ice cream*
Sunny: What is this? English class?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: We're supposed to be learning about math here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: You are. If you keep composição literária that essay, you will.
Brianna: Ms. Schultz, Sunny has a very good point. Why...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Blazin' Blue's car
Blazin' Blue's car
At a classic car show in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting por his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting por his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, or you will be killed por a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have you been? You almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan: I'm...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Harry was disguised as a pilot, and walked from the airport onto the runway. The airplane that had the terrorists on board was sitting there, and Harry was walking right towards it. However, he did have a plan.

Harry: *Walks onto plane*
Terrorist 1: Drop the bag!
Harry: *drops bag* Hello.
Terrorist 1: What's in the bag?
Harry: Maps.
Terrorist 1: *Looking at maps in bag* Check him. Make sure he has no weapons.
Terrorist 2: *Checking Harry* He's clean.
Terrorist 1: Good. Now get in there.
Harry: *Goes to cockpit*
Co Pilot: *Sitting in chair*
Harry: Good afternoon gentlecolts.
Terrorist 1: Stop...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
added by sweet_cream
Source: RubyPM on deviantart