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posted by Seanthehedgehog
August 22nd, 1959. 8:52 AM, Lahaina train station.

Two Black ponies are wearing purple suits with yellow ties. They're both carrying brief cases.

Larry: *Watching them, on their left*
Adrenaline: So, is that them?
Larry: Yeah. That's what the don said.
Adrenaline: So, what's the plan?
Larry: I go to the back of the train with them, and show them this. *Shows a fake Movie Director ID* I tell them that I want them to act in a movie, and during that, you check their cases to see if they have any info going against us. After you find it, we kill them.
Adrenaline: Sounds good to me.

The train arrived, going backwards alongside the station platform.
 This is the engine, pulling four yellow coaches
This is the engine, pulling four yellow coaches

Larry: *Sees the train back into the station* This is it.
Adrenaline: It's pretty early.
Engineer: *Stops the train*
Ponies: *Getting on board*
Larry: *Watches the black ponies get on, and he boards the train getting on the same car that they're on*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Conductor: *Watching everyone get on the train* All aboard!
Engineer: *Blows the whistle twice, and drives the train*

With the engine slipping fiercely, the train slowly leaves the station.

Engineer: *Moves the throttle up, then back down, stopping the wheel slip*
Adrenaline: Okay Larry, ready when you are.
Larry: *Nods, and walks to the black ponies, grabbing his ID* Excuse me.
Black Ponies: Yes?
Larry: I was wondering if you'd be interested in trying out for a movie. The both of you.
Black Ponies: Alright.
Larry: Follow me to the back of the train, and leave your things here. *Points at Adrenaline* My associate will watch them for you.
Black Ponies: We appreciate it.

The three of them go to the back of the train.

Adrenaline: *Starts looking through the cases*
Larry: Now, what I want you to do is take your hats off.
Black Ponies: *Take their hats off*
Larry: You're going to take turns wearing my glasses. I want to see who will fit the role of the protagonist best.
Black Ponies: *Taking turns wearing Larry's glasses*
Larry: *Points to the one on the left* You. I like you, but there's a few mais things we must do before I select one of you for the role of the main character.
Black Pony: Man, I thought it was called the protagonist.
Larry: Same thing.
Adrenaline: *Closes the first brief case* (Nothing in here but a bunch of papers) *Opens the segundo one*
Larry: *Takes back his glasses* I got a few lines for you to say.
Black pónei, pônei 2: What?
Larry: I want you to say, there's too many suspects that deal with narcotics nowadays.
Adrenaline: *Keeps looking*
Black Pony: There's too many suspects that deal with narcotics nowadays.
Larry: Good, good. *Looks to the right, and sees Adrenaline* (What the hell is taking so long?)
Adrenaline: *Finds some pictures* These look pretty important.
Black Pony: Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: *Pays attention to the black ponies* Oh, sorry. Where were we?
Adrenaline: *Closes the case*
Larry: Okay, I remember. Um, the seguinte line is.. Give me a second, I'm trying to remember. *Looks at Adrenaline*
Adrenaline: *Mouthing the words, I'm done. What do we do now?*
Larry: Oh, I remember now. You gotta shout for this one. It's.. *Looks at Adrenaline* GET OVER HERE!!!
Adrenaline: *Comes in* You called?
Larry: *Laughs* Oh, I'm just giving these guys their seguinte line. *To the black ponies* Please wait here while I talk to my associate. *Slowly walks away from the black ponies, keeping an eye on them, and quietly talks to Adrenaline* What did you find?
Adrenaline: Some fotografias *Shows it to him, without the two ponies seeing*
Larry: *Looks at them* That's us in one of them. Every other fotografia looks like a member in our family dealing with drugs as well. Those two are the ones we have to kill. Take the one on the right. *Walks back to the black ponies with Adrenaline* So gentlecolts, here's what I want you to do next. *Punches the black pónei, pônei on the left, and pushes him off the train*
Black Pony: Ah! *Rolls down a hill, and dies*
Adrenaline: *Does the same thing to the other one*
Larry: When this train stops, we'll get off, and tell Castalini about the good news.
Adrenaline: Alright.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Not far away from the stealth boat, a japanese freighter was sending supplies to South Korea. Things were going to be the same as it was in the anterior attack, or were they?

Steve Jobs: I see the japanese boat.
Snails: Get the North Koreans notified about this.
Steve Jobs: The Japanese will try to attack, but we need that míssil to hit Hong Kong, is it ready?
Snails: Press the magic button, and Hong Kong dissapears.
Steve Jobs: You've outlived your contract. *kills Snails*
Con: How dare you?!
Steve Jobs: It was snails, no one likes him, not even the bronies!
korean pony54: We have two airplanes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After delivering the blueprints, Con was sent to a german military base in South Korea.

Fenix: Con, great to see you again
Con: Fenix, you can fucking walk! How's it been?
Fenix: Alright, but it was painful to get the leg on.
Con: At least you have one.
Fenix: So what do you want?
Con: I need to find out about a sunken ship in the sea of japan. Steve Jobs attacked it, but made it look like the North Koreans did the destruction
Fenix: I know how to get you there

6 minutos later, they were flying 4,500 feet above the water.

Fenix: Now what you want to do is cut the rope right when you hit the water....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con had to go to Las Pegasus where Steve Jobs was hosting a party for his "excellent" news

car: Srow down!
Con: I wish S told me about the car talking!
usher: *opens door*
Con: *hands over keys* Don't let her boss you around.

Con walked into the building. When he got there, he was greeted with loud music, and flashing lights.

Con: Now let's see what they have here.
Carrot Top: Con?
Con: Oh, hey. I haven't seen you in a while
Carrot Top: *slaps Con*
Con: I see now. Other then being gone for too long what have I done to you?
Carrot Top: You don't remember?
Con: That's why I asked.
Carrot Top: How about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do you see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. mais serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a pónei, pônei there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...
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 Londres race track
London race track
There would be four races in London. arco iris, arco-íris Dash would take the first one, Sean had the second, Daredevil would do the third, and the last race would belong to Nikki.

Felix: That arco iris, arco-íris mare is going down.
Russian pony87: You sure boss?
Felix: Yes I'm sure.
Sean: You can do this.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I know.
Sean: Just saying. Good luck.
Rainbow Dash: *starts car*
Q.O.E: Let the race begin
racers: *drive*
Felix: *loads gun*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to 1st place*
Felix: I don't think so! *follows*
Sean: Hang on, that's Felix's car.
Daredevil: What do you mean?
Sean: That red Cobra!
Daredevil: Oh damnit!...
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 Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
Rainbow Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
Rainbow Dash: You forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Thomas' Flam Special
Thomas' Flam Special
All four of our heroes we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do you have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take you on at the raceway if you want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: You ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On a highway leaving Ponyville there was a truck. It was carrying heroine, and was going 60 miles an hour. Suddenly three cars showed up behind it. Nikki, Sean, and Daredevil were chasing it.

Sean: Ok, remember the plan?
Daredevil: Yeah!
Nikki: We stop the trucks, and get the drugs.
Sean: Perfect. You two get alongside it, I'll get infront. *goes faster*
Nikki: I have the left side
Daredevil: Right.
Sean: *gets in front of truck* You in position?
Nikki & Daredevil: Yeah!
Sean: Then here we go *slows down*
trucker: *honks horn*
Sean: Now this is where arco iris, arco-íris Dash comes in. You hear me Dash?
Rainbow...
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posted by mariofan14
It was a rainy dia in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy dia because they thought they would be afflicted por a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This pónei, pônei was making its way towards Sweet maçã, apple Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the pónei, pônei knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for maçã, apple Bloom," the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If you don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Location - Near Equestria Moutains
Time - 5:50
Alpha Team - Bravo we near location...
Dan - Roger that Alpha... Delta you near
FireDash - ye- HOLY CRAP RPG *silent*
Dan - DELTA DELTA! CRAP
Alpha Team - WE NEED BA- *silent*
NightFire - RPG!
Dan - fogo fogo *fire*
Marine - THIS CAR GET ONLY 2 FIRES FROM RPG!
Dan - WELL FIRE! *fire*
NighrFire - I-I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE... RPG!
RPG hit Dan and NightFire
Dan - *lieing on ground* crap... NightFire... you ok
NightFire - yeah *wstand up*
There was fogo everywhere... they was knocked on 5 minutos and nuclear bomb exploted in air...
Dan - what the hell...
NightFire...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another pónei, pônei is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the estrela wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: oi look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh you from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are you doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did you do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: You sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other míssil carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's mover up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... you live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what you want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... you suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: oi isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want you in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did you do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my cama room window....
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It was a regular dia in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So you from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on you guys.
Sean: I'll meet you there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: You always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What you might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would you like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell you what. You make this barco go faster, and I'll pay you for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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