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Pinkie Pie: Five hundred and sixty-six, five hundred and sixty-seven, five hundred and sixty-eight... Phew! Look at that, Pound Cake! I am so close to breaking my personal cupcake-icing record!

Mrs. Cake: My goodness! I can't believe what I'm seeing here!

Pinkie Pie: Pretty impressive if I do say so.

Saten: (hung over on the couch) (angrily) STOP WITH THE NOISES!

Pinkie: Hey.. Just cause we celebrated earlier doesn't mean you drink ALL the wine.

Mrs Cake: Uhh.. Anyway. would you mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients need to be perfect.

Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie-lokie.

Mrs Cake: Thanks, dear!

Pinkie: (ends up leitura letter addressed to the Cakes) A BABY!?..

Saten: (throws bottle at her due to his infamish temper) NO SHOUTING!

Pinkie: (quieter) Shining Armor and Princess Cadance are having a baby?! [squeals] This is the best news ever! I can't wait to tell Twilight!

Saten: Who the hell is Cadence?

Pinkie: The one you tried hitting on.

Saten: (sits up a bit) I hit on a LOT of girls.. Trixie isn't exactly the "jealous" the type anymore.

Pinkie: Fair enough.

Mrs. Cake: Oh, em, Pinkie, uh... [whispers] it's a topo, início secret surprise.

Mrs. Cake and abóbora Cake: [prolonged shushing][door closes]

Pinkie Pie: A topo, início secret surprise?! That means I have to keep the exciting news... [gulps] ...to myself!

Saten: (annoyed) oh god here comes that damn song.

(the theme song plays).
We're all goofy goobers!
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made you enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 28, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:36 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut kept complaining about everything. He complained about not getting enough hooficures. He complained about getting too much work. It was so annoying that Nikki decided to put an end to it once, and for all.

Nikki: *Sitting at the station with Anthony, and Donut* I ain't happy with what you did yesterday. You just left your train on a bridge.
Donut: Shut the fuck up. I didn't ask for anypony to criticize me about my job.
Nikki: Then it's a good thing my sister is coming back today. She'll teach you common...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
[In Ponyville]
Fluttershy took Twilight to the Hayburger for something to eat. "Thanks for taking me to my favorito place in Ponyville, I'm famished!". Twilight was starting to feel better. "Your welcome". Fluttershy happily closed her eyes. "Now tell me, who in particular do you want to be your boyfriend?". Fluttershy questioned her. "Well...im not sure, I actually don't want a boyfriend right now..I mean, I just wanna know the experience before its too late". Twilight started blushing a little. "Oh, I understand". Fluttershy started biting her lips nervously. When suddenly the door opened...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as oliva, verde-oliva
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

After oliva, verde-oliva got fired, Mr. Beddler was having a difficult task to get his workers to do anything properly. Gary had something else on his mind.

Gary: *With Tim near the paint booth* Have you ever noticed that there's mais mares here than stallions?
Tim: So?
Gary: So? I don't know if you know this, but this is not a place for ladies to be running around, putting make up on cars....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.

Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank you everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a vulcão erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Japão has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then...
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 Model trains
Model trains
This is the final part of the third episode of T.H.O.E. When most ponies talk about trains, they often think about passenger trains, others think about the trains of other countries. Then there are those ponies that talk about model trains.

These model trains run on electricity that runs through the tracks, and provides power to the engine on the train. They've been around for over one hundred years.

Pinkie Pie: I've been trying to save up on a model train set, but Mr. und Mrs. Cake won't let me. Zhey say zhere is not enough room, but vhat do zhey know?
Applejack: My sister Applebloom wants one,...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine engulfed her brother, Mountain Peak, in a hug. “What are you doing here?!” she exclaimed. “Careful, you’ll blow my eardrum out.” He said playfully. “I came to visit you.” He said. Aqua Marine looked up. “But I thought you were climbing the biggest mountain in Equestria.” She said, puzzled. “Well, turns out it wasn’t exactly the tallest mountain. But once I do find the biggest mountain, I will climb it.” Pinkie Pie peered at Peak, with a strange expression on her face. “Wait, you are brother and sister, right? So why doesn’t Peak have wings?” she said...
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posted by octaviavsdjpon3
Hi im cherrybrook and im a few months old. This story will be based on my fillyhood ☺. Its a thursday night april 6 and thats the dia I was born. Four years after that I was already in school. Lots of time I got straight A's, but today I got in big trouble.
Cause I yelled at my teacher😳man I was so embarrassed
After school my mom made me clean the whole house
And my dad made me clean four other houses. Plus I was grounded the Good thing was only for two days. And summer started! YAY!!!😃Finally! My mom and dad left me with my sister cause they were going on there honey moon 😝 "alright little twerp im the boss of the house" my sister said." So we gon tear this place up!!!" She said with blearing rock music.
so she forsed me to my room the weird thing is she picked me up with her horn 😖 I cant do that. Then she brought her friends and her boyfriend over. Man im so telling my mom and dad bout that😡 to be continued😊
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Intro-Hello im Ink a writer of ponyville and this is my friend Olliehooves we will be composição literária a story well like a poem.

It was a bright dia in the village of equestria,birds were chirping and ponies were talking.Except one rosa, -de-rosa pony.She had been sulking around,until a blue pónei, pônei walked up to her."Hi what's up?"The blue stallion said,he had a pointy horn."Oh hi...I'm Pinkie"pinkie said perking up,she said greeting him."Nice name mine is Pokey Pierce!"he said slightly blushing.-Roses are Red...-
"Cool name,you like ballons cause you need a super duper party!"Pinkie said giggling."Gah... I usually...
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 General Itov
General Itov
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she would...
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Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do you have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine armas that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when you take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh...
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