Darkness part 8 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Some time later
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Lightning - ehhh you've done it now...
Darkness - I don't mind I did horrible stuff.
Whiteheart - My body moved on it own.
Demon - *walk up to them*
Darkness - Hold swords... Hunter what you're doing here...
Hunter - Our opposition have been found and resistance forces are fighting now. Information got Leaked to pónei, pônei world as well.
Darkness - so?
Hunter - Meaning your squad is now KOS In both sides, as well as internall Conflicts started.
Darkness - what will you do.
Hunter - I'll give you advise, I'll lead resistance to kill Lord of Shadows and open a way to King of Demons and The Core while you should go to Ponyville and kill Major General.
Darkness - after that warp to Shadow castelo and eliminate the core.
Hunter - That's the plan but knowing us we gonna totally screw this shit.
Darkness - Good luck.
Hunter - Same here... *walks away*
Bluewave - What now.
Darkness - We need to brute force our way through gate that is under attack.
Whiteheart - easy...
Lightning - I'll ask you once... Are you capable of killing a Pony?

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-gate of walls-

Lightning - This is a one big fight.
Darkness - true...
Lightning - how do you want to do this.
Darkness - The cordeiro change *sword changes into sniper rifle* bluewave use your bow.
Bluewave - Target?
Darkness - we gonna make a commotion on their left flank then we enter from there.
Bluewave - Roger.
Darkness - Blood bullets. *shoot down an officer*
Bluewave - Ice Arqueiro *shoots at Immortal Officer*
Lightning - go!
Whiteheart - *flies above the wall*
Lightning - *warps in speed of light on seguinte Side*
Darkness - *jumps down behind flank*
Soldier - Its an KOS shoot at him!
*soldiers starts to shoot at him*
Darkness -*defends with sword and jump on wall*
Bluewave - *shoot Arqueiro with rope and crosses the wall*
Blackshadow - *follows Darkness*

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Ponyville

23:30

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Lightning - what now.
Darkness - Major General is in that building.
Blackshadow - You want to eliminate him yourself.
Darkness - right... I'll end his family timeline... *jumps through window*
Major General - I thought you will come after escaping ground zero.
Darkness - You unpure trash prepare to die!
Major General - do it... And you won't see your friend anymore.
Darkness - I know she is dead as I saw her burn.
Major General - So you were at the fall...
Darkness - so you did destroyed Canterlot. I could expect that...
Major General - you won't change past.
Darkness - But I can change present and future *put sword to his neck*
Major General - you have one chance kid.
Darkness - *slices his neck* at least you died of honorary death...

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At Shadow Castle
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Demon King - Fools... You killed Lord of Shadows...
Hunter - all you have left is Lord of Flies who is useless
Demon King - You were useless as well *smashes head* in Darkness... Let's see if you developed enough to kill the immortal god.

T.B.C

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On The Block Episode 25 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, you already said that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minutos later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 97 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their seguinte assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* You cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger said he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He said you were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with you now, but if you keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have you fired!...

CHiPs

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, or chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motocicletas on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle seguinte to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

On The Block Episode 24 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular dia at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...

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Trixie's funhouse remale: Part 5

posted by Canada24

As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten minutos of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing mais tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: You wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask you a question. What do you know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are you asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...

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Don't Eat bolo de copo On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I ran out of the bolo de copo factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another pónei, pônei riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* arco iris, arco-íris Dash said there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious dia for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...

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Awesome pónei, pônei pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little pónei, pônei version of a Lincoln.

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.

Gordon, and Case biscoito, bolacha got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to procurar for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars you could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...

Awesome pónei, pônei pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Awesome pónei, pônei pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, when arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and her friends found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond cachorros arrived, they roubou the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the de praia, praia with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and you unicórnios can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever roubou our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what you wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, or a horn....

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I'm bored, so here's a aleatório BEST OF SATEN TWIST

posted by Canada24

SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H oi Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk or something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear aguardente de maçã wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I amor you Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Rarity, and aguardente de maçã got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: You didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, you see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...

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The Storm Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

seguinte morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings sino on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis por helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...

The Storm Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on topo, início of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits seguinte to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* You two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed por a town por there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let you talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...

On The Block Episode 12 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....

On The Block Episode 12 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rua corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seguinte to Double Scoop*
Tom: mais ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seguinte to...

Sweet maçã, maçã, apple Massicure spoof, Part 9

posted by Canada24

Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, por an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After buying some uneccesary military equipment, Gordon was getting ready to head into FBI Headquarters to rescue Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Tying shoelaces on his boots, but he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces, and stops* Alright. Now... *Puts on military shirt, helmet, then grabs an M14 rifle* oh, almost forgot. *Grabs cinto, correia of grenades. He grabs one of the grenades, and plays around with it, but acidentally pulls out the pin* Ah! *Puts pin back in grenade* thank goodness.

Meanwhile in the yards.

Stylo: Where...