Nick Rants: Aquaman - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

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posted by BlondLionEzel

Hello and welcome to another edition of Nick Rants! This time we're going to be debunking points about Aquaman being useless! For once, this won't contain swearing! Yay!

#1 - "Talks to Fish"

No, Aquaman doesn't talk to fish. He controls fish. In Aquaman Vol 7 #1, he explains to some people in a restaurant that fishes brains are too primitive to hold a conversation, but Dolphins are another story.

#2 - "Weak compared to other heroes"

I'll just list off Aquaman's powers: Superhuman strength, A healing factor, Enhanced senses, Telepathy, Can long-distance jump, and being Bulletproof.

#3 - "Has nothing sad happen to him, unlike Batman"

Because losing your hand to a pool of piranhas (Aquaman Vol 5, #2) and your son dying por the hands of your arch-nemesis (Adventure Comics #452) isn't sad. Sigh.

#4 - "Sucked in Super-Friends"

Everybody sucked at that time.

That's all folks!

Windwakerguy430 and Seanthehedgehog like this

SherlockStark Great! Aquaman is actually my favorite DC hero!

KiNgDoM-oF-fAiL I feel like this would've been better with more foul language.

mariofan14 Tell this to the creators of Robot Chicken. They like to bash Aquaman. And it is funny.

BlondLionEzel @mariofan14 Well, at least Robot Chicken is funny.

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Goldhoof

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Goldhoof

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up mais stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw you enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are you doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws fã into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

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Golden Iris part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Senia Offbottom

Nine days after 0006 was killed, Con was celebrating for a new worker in the C.I.E. Moneybit.

Con: *drifts around curve*
Moneybit: That was unnecesary.
Senia: *drives por in Lambronyni*
Con: I know this pónei, pônei *speeds up*
Moneybit: Stop.
Senia: *honks horn*
Bulldozer: *goes backwards*
Con: *spins Senia's car out*
Senia: *drives backwards into gravel*

The two ponies then drove parallel together toward other ponies running a race

Moneybit: Watch out!
Con: I know!
runners: *jump off bridge into water*
Senia: *hits Con's DP5*
Con: *speeds up*
Moneybit: I am not the kind of mare that gets impressed with fast drivers...

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Pinkie's Duel part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie Pie's car

This fanfic is a combination of My Little pónei, pônei with a movie called Duel. If you have not seen Duel, then you should. It is very good. Ok, here we go

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did you get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need you to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the list with you in case you forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 minutos later she got behind a big rig carrying gasoline....