Hello and welcome to another edition of Nick Rants! This time we're going to be debunking points about Aquaman being useless! For once, this won't contain swearing! Yay!

#1 - "Talks to Fish"

No, Aquaman doesn't talk to fish. He controls fish. In Aquaman Vol 7 #1, he explains to some people in a restaurant that fishes brains are too primitive to hold a conversation, but Dolphins are another story.

#2 - "Weak compared to other heroes"

I'll just list off Aquaman's powers: Superhuman strength, A healing factor, Enhanced senses, Telepathy, Can long-distance jump, and being Bulletproof.

#3 - "Has nothing sad happen to him, unlike Batman"

Because losing your hand to a pool of piranhas (Aquaman Vol 5, #2) and your son dying por the hands of your arch-nemesis (Adventure Comics #452) isn't sad. Sigh.

#4 - "Sucked in Super-Friends"

Everybody sucked at that time.

That's all folks!