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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sam was enjoying a Nascar race when Gordon, and Case biscoito, bolacha arrived in the car.

Gordon: *Stops the car* Wait here. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Man, I don't wanna wait in this piece of shit.
Gordon: Too bad. I have to get Sam. *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Turns off the TV, and goes to the door. He opens it, and sees Gordon* What's the matter?
Gordon: Jim, and dente de roda, pinhão, roda dentada are missing. We need to find them.
Sam: Okay, let's go.

They get into Sam's car, and drive to Oatland.

Sam: Fillydelphia might be holding them in that warehouse where we found Jim.
Gordon: Maybe.
Case Cracker: If they aren't there. Where could they be?
Sam: Somewhere around here. They can't be that far.

Once they entered Oatland, Gordon took a look at the docks they were passing.

Gordon: Hey, I think I see them por one of those containers.
Case Cracker: I see 'em too.
Sam: Then let's go there. *Turns off the highway*
Michael: *With five other ponies, watching Jim, and Sprocket*
Jim: What are you going to do to us?
Michael: We're going to drown you. With rope, we'll tie you up, and drag you around the pacific ocean in a boat.
Sprocket: Why don't you just shoot us, and have us killed already?
Michael: Where's the fun in that? You're dating a pónei, pônei I despise. I might as well make your death enjoyable for me to watch. *Looks at Jim* And you. You think your mafia is tough. Well I'm gonna tell you something, it isn't. It's trash compared to what I have!
Sam: *Stops his car at the dock entrance*
Gordon: No one's watching us.
Case Cracker: *Looks up at a cargo ship* Man, I got an idea. Give me a grenade.
Gordon: *Sees containers marked with fogo hazard warnings* I know where this is going.
Michael: *Gets Jim, and dente de roda, pinhão, roda dentada tied together* Get them tied to the boat, while I start it up. *Walks to the boat*
Fillydelphia pónei, pônei 983: Yes sir. *Drags Jim, and dente de roda, pinhão, roda dentada toward the boat*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Michael: *Sees the cargo ship behind his speed boat* Hurry up!! Get them tied on!!

Another explosion occurred. Parts of the cargo ship fell off, and hit Michael's speed boat. The engine started to malfunction, and make the barco mover forward.

Michael: *Tries to turn off the boat, and slow it down, but nothing he does works* Fuck. *Sees Gordon, and Case biscoito, bolacha at the docks* YOU IDIOTS!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Shooting at Gordon, Case Cracker, and Sam* Get those two in the water. Drown 'em!
Fillydelphia pónei, pônei 390: *Pushes Jim, and dente de roda, pinhão, roda dentada into the water seguinte to the cargo ship on fire*
Gordon: *Next to Sam, and Case biscoito, bolacha behind a shed* I'm going to save those two.
Sam: There's too many of them. We have to kill them first.
Jim: *Sees the ship behind them* Sprocket, swim towards that ship. It's sinking. We can stand on part of it, and find a way to get this rope off of us.
Gordon: Well, I better fix that ship. The fogo might kill them. *Uses his magic to make the ship turn back to normal*
Sprocket: Shit! What do we do now?
Jim: No clue. Stay quiet, or else the Fillydelphians will see us, and have us killed.
Case Cracker: *Shoots four Fillydelphians with his two Beretta's*
Gordon: *Moves forward, and hides behind a container*
Fillydelphia pónei, pônei 52: *Shoots at Gordon, but the bullets keep hitting the container*
Gordon: *Shoots the pónei, pônei with his magnum* 357 bitch! You're better off surrendering to us!
Fillydelphia pónei, pônei 923: *Gets an assault rifle with a grenade launcher, and shoots a grenade at Gordon*
Gordon: *Falls into the water* Lucky shot!!!
Jim: Gordon, get us untied!
Gordon: Stay still. *Aims his gun at the rope*
Sprocket: What are you doing?! You'll get us killed!
Gordon: Shut up, and stay still! *Shoots the rope*
Jim & Sprocket: *Get the rope off of them*
Gordon: Alright, let's get out of here. *Teleports himself, Jim, and dente de roda, pinhão, roda dentada out of the water with his magic*
Case Cracker: Sprocket, you're alright.
Sprocket: Thanks to your clumsy friend.
Gordon: You're lucky that I even saved your ass.
Sam: How did you get captured anyway?
Jim: Lucky shot.
Gordon: They used grenade launchers on you guys too?
Sprocket: Not me. They used a Mac 10.
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Getting towards Gordon, and his friends*
Sprocket: There's only two left. Let me handle this. *Grabs an M4 Carbine, and shoots one pony*
Fillydelphia pónei, pônei 53: *Shoots Sprocket*
Case Cracker: *Shoots the last Fillydelphia pónei, pônei to death with his Beretta's*
Sam: That's all of them. Let's get out of here!
Case Cracker: *Runs to Sprocket*
Gordon: Case!!
Sprocket: *Dead*
Case Cracker: *Leans down, and kisses Sprocket* Bye bye love.

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Case Cracker: *Runs back to Gordon, and the others*

Everything turns to black as Case biscoito, bolacha drives away with Gordon, Case Cracker, and Jim.

The End

Starring Gordon from SeanTheHedgehog
Case biscoito, bolacha from Izfankirby
Jim from SeanTheHedgehog
dente de roda, pinhão, roda dentada from Izfankirby
Michael from SeanTheHedgehog
Sam from SeanTheHedgehog

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Canterlot - Pontiac
Chevronet - Chevrolet
Coltillac - Cadillac
Dodge - Dodge
EMC - AMC
Flam - Ford
Flim - Buick
Foallari - Ferrari
Foalsmobile - Oldsmobile
Hoofington - Plymouth
Jeep - Jeep
Laune - Rolls Royce
Lunastar - Chrysler
Lunicorn - Lincoln
PMC - GMC
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Jewelia
Jewelia
After Rick visited Jeff in the jail, he decided to go to the musical theater in town where his special somepony worked.

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Jewelia: *Dancing to song*
Ponies: *Dancing with her*
Rick: *Watching*
Jewelia: *Does backflip*
Crowd: Whoa.
Rick: *Smiles*

After the performance, Rick went to see Jewelia

Rick: You did great.
Jewelia: Thanks. I really appreciate it *Hugs Rick* I had that dream again.
Rick: Which one?
Jewelia: The one where Pinkie Pie turns me into cupcakes.
Pinkie Pie: *Watching*
Rick: What the fuck Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Sorry.
Rick: *sighs* Don't worry about it. *Looks at clock* I gotta get back...
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posted by _Laugh_
Coffee Crème had been in her room for about 30 minutes, trying to dry her hair. Silver Tune still couldn't believe what Snow Flake had done.

ST: How'd you do that?! You're a Pegasus! Not a unicorn!
SF: Loooooooooooooooooooooooooong story. Literally.
ST: Okay then. *laughs*

After a few moments later, Coffee Crème trotted downstairs with her mane finally back to normal. She glared at Snow Flake for a while. Snow Flake awkwardly laughed.

CC: *sigh* Okay. Give me the items.
SF: *gives materials* Sorry.
CC: It's alright. Now Silver Tune, how would you like your hai-
ST: I really don't care about...
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posted by alinah_09
As they were galloping through no light came down,even the glow of the stars and the moon could not be seen...it became darker....and mais dangerous

the unicórnios of the group lit their horns, a faint glow showing the way...the trees in the forest seemed evil and treacherous in the dark,but they kept going

"a-are we there yet" Moonlight said,trembling "the forest is starting to get to me" as she said that a distant howl came over them

"Apparently,not yet" Spectrum reponded,avoiding the long roots that covered parts of the path

Moonshine spoke "...D-do you think they're still alive?"

Flame snapped...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Spike was being kidnapped, and going to Canterlot the train was running low on fuel

Engineers: *refueling*
Applejack: Well, this will slow us down.
Sean: They're refueling quickly, I'm sure we'll get to Canterlot with no mais time to waste after this.
Nazis: *driving trucks*
Sean: *sees trucks* Enemy vehicles nine o' clock!
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein!
Sean: *shoots trucks*
Nazis: *stop trucks*
Sean: They're unloading the troops!
Nazis: *jump out of truck*
Engineers: We're all fueled up *drives train*
Sean: *waves good bye*
Nazi: Damnt! *goes back to truck*
Nazis: *get in trucks*
Rarity:...
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We soon got back to Canterlot for our seguinte mission. When we got there we met Vinyl Scratch, who was waiting for Shredder. "Hey Scratch, how's it going?" Shredder asked. "Fine," she replied, "What mission did Celestia assign you?" "We had to kill two traitors, Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon." Shredder told her. I then talk to Vinyl Scratch, "they were both fillies." "Oh man, must have been tough." She said, feeling sorry for us, not knowing that we killed two of the most annoying ponies for her. Before we tell her about this, Celestia showed up to see us. "Allright you two, how did it go?" "It...
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posted by kiyathegood
"oh dear sweet wisper i know how much you like cupcakes..so im making you one.." Berry said as she walked over to Sweet Wisper."STOP IT RIGHT THERE" Berry heard someone say as she turned around "oh no need for yelling i can make bolo de copo for all of you! Berry said turning around to find Bluehooves,Shadow Blitz, ,Seafoam and Bubble Ocean.

Bluehooves used his magic to make the faca float out of Berry's hand and cut Sweet Wisper out of where she was tied up.Berry picked up a box and threw it at Bluehooves who knocked Sweet Wisper on the ground as he fell.Seafoam jumped on Berry but Berry grabbed...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
Pinkie Pie is an outgoing, energetic pónei, pônei who loves sweets and often speaks and acts in non sequiturs. She has a fondness of parties and a tendency to throw them on a whim. Pinkie Pie plays many instruments and frequently breaks out into song. She also tends to skip rather than walk like most earth ponies. She is often not taken seriously even por her closest friends, who call her out on her seemingly illogical behavior in Swarm of the Century, among other instances. She is almost always excited, and manages to keep her excitement after winning thirty-five consecutive games of tic-tac-toe against...
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posted by BillyTheShark
My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic. How did we all come to this? It makes no sense for so many level-headed people to suddenly become obsessed with ponies. T-shirts, toys, fanart, computer games--people are really getting into this. Think back a few years. What would you think if I told you that you would be a huge fã of the new My Little pónei, pônei cartoon? It sounds insane, yet here we are.

Everyone needs something happy and feel-good, you have to admit it. Most entertainment today is tainted with sadness, darkness, and what-not. People might make fun of us for watching a children's show, but they're...
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