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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Greatsword were sleeping in their rooms when Japanese soldiers came to them, and made them get out. They were going to make them do work on another part of the island.

Pierce: *Walking with Greatsword*
Greatsword: So, where are you taking us?
Japanese pónei, pônei 34: Do not talk.
Pierce: We're not allowed to talk?
Japanese pónei, pônei 19: No! Now shut up.
Pierce: *Grabs a rifle from Japanese pónei, pônei 19, and uses it to knock him out*
Japanese pónei, pônei 34: *About to shoot Pierce*
Greatsword: *Tackles Japanese pónei, pônei 34*
Pierce: *Shoots Japanese pónei, pônei 34*
Greatsword: We have to hide somewhere.
Pierce: How about that shed right seguinte to us? *Goes in*
Greatsword: *Goes in*
Pierce: Hey, check this out. *Points at Type 99 Machine guns, and a Type 100*
Greatsword: Automatic weapons. Thank you very much.
Pierce: But look over there. *Turns on a light*
 Two motocicletas were seen in the shed
Two motocicletas were seen in the shed

Greatsword: bmw motorcycles. What are the Japs doing with German motorcycles?
Pierce: *Sees a swastika seguinte to the bmw logo* That explains it.
Greatsword: What does?
Pierce: These motocicletas are a gift from the Nazis.
Japanese Ponies: Shūjin o kensaku shimasu. Karera wa haruka ni suru koto wa dekimasen.
Pierce: Wait here. *Grabs a Type 99*
Japanese Ponies: *Pass the shed*
Pierce: *Comes out of the shed, and sees the Japanese ponies in front of him. He shoots them all, and they die. After that, he runs back into the shed, and grabs mais ammo for his Type 99* Greatsword, take the Type 100, and get as much ammo as you can. I know how we're getting out of here.

40 segundos later.

Fuku: *Walking with four Japanese ponies* You must find Pierce, and Greatsword. They have escaped, and we must find them.
Japanese Ponies: Hai.
Pierce: *Crashes through the shed door, and shoots two Japanese ponies with a pistol*
Greatsword: *Following Pierce*
Fuku: They have stolen our motorcycles!!! Captain Hamada!! Major Subaru!!!!!
Captain Hamada: *Arrives with Ditto* What is it?
Fuku: The prisoners have escaped. Go find them!!
Captain Hamada & Ditto: *Bows*
Fuku: *Goes to a radio in a hut, and calls an airfield* Get as many airplanes over the Marshall Islands as you can. We have two prisoners riding motorcycles. German motorcycles.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pierce Hawkins
Pierce Hawkins
In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police pónei, pônei 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here por train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police pónei, pônei 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police pónei, pônei 36: I'll notify him, and you must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police pónei, pônei 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth pónei, pônei with laranja hooves. He was pulling over a pónei, pônei in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a faca like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock mural behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your dia to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth pónei, pônei with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will you ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded por huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how you keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed por the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do you want from me?
Trixie:I want you to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But you can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now you are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is mais weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't you dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are you going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with you again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need you anymore.You know what?I didn't needed you at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am por your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
added by Patrick-Star54
 The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
Alright! Moon-Dust12, if your'e leitura this, you'll be impressed, because I've had it! First of all, Princess Luna being shipped with my OC Blazin' Blue was my idea, and a good one. You don't like that he is shipped with her and has a daughter named Nightshade? That's your problem. But don't jump on my case or my friend Moon-Dust12's case about it, just because I let him use my OC and erva-moura, nightshade, pretinha in his fã fiction! It's insanely rude, and if you don't like it, don't comment on it. I already took the heat on Google+, and that already left me PISSED OFF. But seeing how Moon-Dust12 also got attacked...
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added by MegaTJ
Source: Don't know, but it's not mine.
added by sweet_cream
Source: LavosVsBahamut On deviantart
added by Hairity
added by SomeoneButNoone
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Rightful Owners
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Rightful Owners