Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Bulk Biceps as Adele
and Fancy Pants as Keanu Reeves
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with negative $235,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Audience: *Clapping* Woo hoo!!!
Alex: that's beautiful. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Sean: No, but I did something to your grand daughter with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Keanu Reaves has an impressive negative $32,000.
Keanu: I know kung fu.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, no you don't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, adele in a commanding lead with zero.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: Did I win? Because there's some ponies I need to thank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just take a look at the board. And the categories are..
POTENT POTABLES
FOREIGN FLICKS
Things Trebek Sucks
Alex: Wait-
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: HAHAHAHA!!!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Alright. *Gets rid of the Things Trebek Sucks category* Let's continue.
POTPOURRI
HOT OR COLD?
WHAT EARS DO
IS THIS A HAT?
Alex: That's when I name an object, and you tell whether, or not, it's a hat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally,
as cores THAT END IN URPLE
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Adele, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Adele: I'm a mare you know.
Audience: HHHAAAAA!! *Clapping*
Alex: Let's just go with Foreign Flicks for 800.
Sean: *Rings in* Rarity.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Sean: Rarity, Penelope Cruz, and Kristin Kreuk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looks at Foreign Flicks. All of the letters are upper case, and the L, and I look like a U* That's foreign flicks Mr. The Hedgehog.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: FOREIGN. FLICKS. Mr. Reeves, why don't you pick?
Keanu: I shall take balloons for 800 if you please.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not a category.
Keanu: My mistake, I shall choose balloons for 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell you what, let's just do as cores that end in urple, for 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This color ends in urple.
Adele: *Rings in*
Alex: Adele?
Adele: What is Light Urple?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings the wrong answer buzzer* Wow.
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Keanu Reeves?
Keanu: I will venture a guess. Who is Jaleel White?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Keanu: Is that not the gentlecolt who played Steve Urple, the humorous fellow who wears glasses, and loves cheese?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's Urkle!
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Oh good, Mr. The Hedgehog wants to say something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I thought of some mais foreign mares I f**ked.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to Hot Or Cold for 400.
Video Daily Double noises played.
Alex: And it's a video daily double. Here goes nothing, please take a look at your video monitors.
This song played while a aleatório pónei, pônei was holding a cup of tea: link
Audience: *Cheering*
aleatório Pony: It's me, Eddie Murphy, I sang this song in shrek 2.
Audience: *Clapping*
aleatório Pony: In this cup is some hot tea. Hot hot hot! Watch. *Drinks, but burns his tongue* Yow!! Hot hot hot! So the answer is, hot hot hot! Or cold? Hot hot hot! Or cold? Come on! Hot hot hot!
The video ends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: None of you knows?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No one can figure out whether the hot chá is hot, or cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Thank god, Keanu Reeves.
Keanu: Is it iced tea?
Alex: NO! It's hot tea!
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: Well then, I have no idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to final jeopardy. The category is... oh come on, why would they do this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Famous Granddaughters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: This is my lucky day!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Not going to give you the satisfaction.
Sean: Aw!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The new category is anything. Write anything.
Final Jeopardy música started playing.
Alex: Just write. Use your pen, and arm, and mover the pen around with your arm.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Scribble if you want, just make, some kind of mark.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's get this over with. Sean the hedgehog you wrote down, below. I don't know why you wrote that, but technically that's a correct answer. You did write something. Let's see what you wagered. Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Below me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: HA!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Below me. I don't get it.
Sean: Oh you do you Canadian prick!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: A proud dia for you, and your family. Keanu Reeves, you look very pleased. Let's see what you wrote down. Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The pergunta was write anything, and you got it wrong. I'm speechless.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see what you wagered. Eleventy billion dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not even a real number.
Keanu: Yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Simply amazing. And finally, Adele.
Adele: Thanks Alex, I'm so honored to have been here. There's a lot ponies I have to thank. I couldn't have done it, without Alex Trebek, the incredible cast, and crew of Jeopardy, my agent who is always looking for ways to get me on the big screen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: That's it.
Alex: Touching. That's it for Jeopardy. Good night.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Classroom.
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Bulk Biceps as Adele
and Fancy Pants as Keanu Reeves
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with negative $235,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Audience: *Clapping* Woo hoo!!!
Alex: that's beautiful. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Sean: No, but I did something to your grand daughter with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Keanu Reaves has an impressive negative $32,000.
Keanu: I know kung fu.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, no you don't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, adele in a commanding lead with zero.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: Did I win? Because there's some ponies I need to thank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just take a look at the board. And the categories are..
POTENT POTABLES
FOREIGN FLICKS
Things Trebek Sucks
Alex: Wait-
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: HAHAHAHA!!!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Alright. *Gets rid of the Things Trebek Sucks category* Let's continue.
POTPOURRI
HOT OR COLD?
WHAT EARS DO
IS THIS A HAT?
Alex: That's when I name an object, and you tell whether, or not, it's a hat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally,
as cores THAT END IN URPLE
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Adele, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Adele: I'm a mare you know.
Audience: HHHAAAAA!! *Clapping*
Alex: Let's just go with Foreign Flicks for 800.
Sean: *Rings in* Rarity.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Sean: Rarity, Penelope Cruz, and Kristin Kreuk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looks at Foreign Flicks. All of the letters are upper case, and the L, and I look like a U* That's foreign flicks Mr. The Hedgehog.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: FOREIGN. FLICKS. Mr. Reeves, why don't you pick?
Keanu: I shall take balloons for 800 if you please.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not a category.
Keanu: My mistake, I shall choose balloons for 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell you what, let's just do as cores that end in urple, for 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This color ends in urple.
Adele: *Rings in*
Alex: Adele?
Adele: What is Light Urple?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings the wrong answer buzzer* Wow.
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Keanu Reeves?
Keanu: I will venture a guess. Who is Jaleel White?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Keanu: Is that not the gentlecolt who played Steve Urple, the humorous fellow who wears glasses, and loves cheese?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's Urkle!
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Oh good, Mr. The Hedgehog wants to say something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I thought of some mais foreign mares I f**ked.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to Hot Or Cold for 400.
Video Daily Double noises played.
Alex: And it's a video daily double. Here goes nothing, please take a look at your video monitors.
This song played while a aleatório pónei, pônei was holding a cup of tea: link
Audience: *Cheering*
aleatório Pony: It's me, Eddie Murphy, I sang this song in shrek 2.
Audience: *Clapping*
aleatório Pony: In this cup is some hot tea. Hot hot hot! Watch. *Drinks, but burns his tongue* Yow!! Hot hot hot! So the answer is, hot hot hot! Or cold? Hot hot hot! Or cold? Come on! Hot hot hot!
The video ends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: None of you knows?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No one can figure out whether the hot chá is hot, or cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Thank god, Keanu Reeves.
Keanu: Is it iced tea?
Alex: NO! It's hot tea!
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: Well then, I have no idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to final jeopardy. The category is... oh come on, why would they do this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Famous Granddaughters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: This is my lucky day!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Not going to give you the satisfaction.
Sean: Aw!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The new category is anything. Write anything.
Final Jeopardy música started playing.
Alex: Just write. Use your pen, and arm, and mover the pen around with your arm.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Scribble if you want, just make, some kind of mark.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's get this over with. Sean the hedgehog you wrote down, below. I don't know why you wrote that, but technically that's a correct answer. You did write something. Let's see what you wagered. Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Below me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: HA!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Below me. I don't get it.
Sean: Oh you do you Canadian prick!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: A proud dia for you, and your family. Keanu Reeves, you look very pleased. Let's see what you wrote down. Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The pergunta was write anything, and you got it wrong. I'm speechless.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see what you wagered. Eleventy billion dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not even a real number.
Keanu: Yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Simply amazing. And finally, Adele.
Adele: Thanks Alex, I'm so honored to have been here. There's a lot ponies I have to thank. I couldn't have done it, without Alex Trebek, the incredible cast, and crew of Jeopardy, my agent who is always looking for ways to get me on the big screen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: That's it.
Alex: Touching. That's it for Jeopardy. Good night.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Classroom.
The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, arco iris, arco-íris and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed por now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give you a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. You don't silly, you don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as you don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)
Well that's all I got..
2 B CONTAINUED
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, arco iris, arco-íris and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed por now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give you a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. You don't silly, you don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as you don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)
Well that's all I got..
2 B CONTAINUED