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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 1:26 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole, and Ike got their train into the yard after driving from North Platte.

Ike: *Applies the brakes, and watches the tower as the train stops seguinte to there* Is it me, or does the tower seem different to you?
Nicole: What do you mean?
Ike: Look at it.
Nicole: *Looks at the tower, and sees part of it sawed off* How is it still standing?
Ike: I'm not sure, but they better fix it soon.

While they went to uncouple the engines from their train, Hawkeye walked into the yards with Metal Gloss.

Hawkeye: *Kisses Metal Gloss on her cheek* You are the sexiest mare in the entire universe.
Metal Gloss: *Blushes, and kisses Hawkeye*
Nicole: Make out scene, three o' clock.
Ike: Get back in the engine, I'll finish up here.

Then, the pónei, pônei that roubou the engine parts from the beginning of this story came back. He ran into the yards with a Tommygun, and started shooting at Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss.

Metal Gloss: *Screams*
Hawkeye: Stay down!
Wallace: *Shooting at everything in the yards. One of his bullets hit the part of the tower that got sawed off, and it falls down*
Snowflake: *Jumps out of the tower*
Wallace: *Sees the engine parts on a freight train, and looks at an engine coupled up to them* Hope you don't mind, but I'm taking your parts!!!! *Gets into the engine*
Hawkeye: NO! *Runs toward Nicole's engine*
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye no! You'll get killed!

Song: link

Hawkeye: Again with this fucking music?!!? *Gets into the segundo engine from Nicole's train*
Wallace: *Exits the yards* No one is following me. *Laughs* This is easy. *Stops laughing when he sees an engine following him* Ooh.
Hawkeye: *Sees Wallace not far ahead of him*
Wallace: *Reloads his Tommygun*
Hawkeye: *Grabs a shotgun from under his seat*
Wallace: *Shoots three bullets, but Hawkeye is too far away*
Hawkeye: *Getting closer, and fires one shot at Wallace. He hits the engine Wallace is driving*
Wallace: *Shooting the front of Hawkeye's engine*
Hawkeye: *Shoots a window on Wallace's engine*
Wallace: *Shooting at Hawkeye, but he is taking cover*
Hawkeye: *Shoots the gun out of Wallace's hooves*
Wallace: *Watches the gun fall out of the train*
Hawkeye: *Sees a switch in front of him, and his engine gets in front of Wallace's train*
Wallace: *Increases the speed of his train*
Hawkeye: *Applies the brakes, and climbs on topo, início of his engine*
Wallace: Why are we slowing down?!
Hawkeye: *Gets inside of Wallace's engine* You fucked with the wrong railroad asshole!
Wallace: *Punches Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Stops the train, and kicks Wallace outside*

The song fades away as Hawkeye jumps down from the train, landing seguinte to Wallace.

Hawkeye: Alright wiseguy, *Makes Wallace stand up, and pushes him onto the train* Talk!!
Wallace: *Stays silent*
Hawkeye: TALK!!!
Wallace: I needed the money. *Grabs a revolver, and points it at Pierce* Where's your shotgun?
Hawkeye: Inside the train. You weren't armed.. Until now.
Wallace: And now-
Hawkeye: *Punches Wallace*
Wallace: *Falls down unconscious*
Hawkeye: Let the cops deal with you. *Gets into the train, and drives it back to the yards*

The song starts to play from the beginning again.

Hawkeye: Whoever provided the música for this story, I'm going to kill them!!!!!

Stop the song, for this is..

The End
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Ok. This is my first artigo based on my opinion. If you want me to write another artigo on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in pergunta right now: Cloppers

Yes you heard me cloppers. If you don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little pónei, pônei (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If you notice there is a clopper, why should that bother you in anyway? It's...
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Source: my little pony - a amizade é mágica
 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done por Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pónei, pônei can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead por arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead por a pónei, pônei named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead por Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead por John who somehow survived being killed por a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead por an alicorn named Fuku,...
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Source: Equestria Daily
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did you get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...
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So yeah, no new episode for 3 weeks

3

The seguinte episode will be episode 100

100 - the first episode number that will have 3 digits

3

Now I don't plan on seeing any spoilers for the 100th episode but I can assume there's a 3 in there somewhere that I'll find later, so call that 3 an IOU

Wait. I O U

3 letters

3

3 sets of 3

333

the number of 3s found before "I O U" in this artigo is 6

6 3s

switch that statement around and you get "3 6s"

666

THE DEVIL'S NUMBER

ILLUMINATI

WAKE UP EQUESTRIA
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Source: derpibooru
posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case biscoito, bolacha at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told you that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: oi Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case biscoito, bolacha with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....
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I want to take this time to talk about one of my two favorito duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most favorito one in my seguinte article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and arco iris, arco-íris Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got arco iris, arco-íris Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, arco iris, arco-íris Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...
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Source: alloyrabbit
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