Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2... PART 6 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

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posted by Canada24

Saten and Fluttershy: Starlight. I think we might have a new friend joining us.

Twilight: (comes out of the room, and is the said "new friend").

Starlight Glimmer: Ahh, so you finally came to your senses and are joining us..

Twilight: I.. I guess.. Are you sure I'll be happy here?

Starlight Glimmer: Coarse you will.. Just ask Saten here.

Saten: ... The showers don't work.

Starlight Glimmer: To be honest. Your the first to ever use one of them.. Most of us don't 'need' showers.. But hey. Your really old, so, it makes sense..

Saten: (groans) I'm two years younger than you..

Starlight Glimmer: (laughs) Tell that too bags under your eyes..

Saten: Just because your hot. It dosen't mean you can treat me like cra..

Twilight: I hate to interrupt.. But you sure I can't keep my old cutie mark.

Starlight Glimmer: Outta the question., a pónei, pônei with a different cutie mark will destory everything..

Fluttershy: then explain THIS! (throws water bucket at Glimmer but Glimmer dodges it).

Starlight Glimmer: I knew you couldn't be trusted.. Get away!

But unfortunately for Starlight Glimmer, this STILL causes her secret to be exposed.

Party Favor: You still have your cutie map!

Saten: (despite being fully aware of this, as he was there with Fluttershy when she looked though Starlight's window earlier) I am shocked and appalled!

TO BE CONTINUED

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Saten Twist adventures 5... Part 3

posted by Canada24

Down at Sugercubes.
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, or I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.

Saten: You know.. Maybe you and I could be the seguinte to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..

Battle Of The Bands - G Major

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We finally get to see Octavia in her Equestria Girls form, in negative.

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Just Be Me Episode 1 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everypony at Celestia's castelo was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.

Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting canhão ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
Rainbow Dash: At least you got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it you three said you were going to do to win this war?
Rainbow Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're loading...

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The Adventures Of arco iris, arco-íris Dash Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of arco iris, arco-íris Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arco iris, arco-íris Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 8

The Magic Show

One day, arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.

Rainbow Dash: *Sits at a mesa, tabela with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied por chains.

What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He...

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Wat: Episode 2: part 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a nuvem of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

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Attempt Nine

"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

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Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.

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The segundo Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After work, Bob went home. He invited Jerry over for dinner, and to watch sports.

Bob: *Enters apartment room* Emily, I'm home.
Emily: Hi dear. How was your day?
Bob: Oh, it was good. I met a stallion that just moved here from Chicagoat.
Emily: Oh wow. That's cool. What's his name, and what does he do for a living?
Bob: He's a dentist named Jerry. Anyway, I hope you don't mind, but I invited him over to have jantar with us.
Emily: Oh boy.
Bob: What's the matter?
Emily: Do you remember when Howard showed up last time we didn't have any comida for him?
Bob: I could care less about Howard's anger issues....

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We were heading back to the construction site to stop Discord.

Con: *Driving truck*
Sean: *Still in guindaste on Con's truck*
Discord: *Calling Con*
Con: Hello?
Discord: Oh hello there. Remember how arco iris, arco-íris Dash told you to do what I said, and things would go great?
Con: What are you doing Discord?!
Discord: Well, tell Sean the hedgehog that I have his special somepony on topo, início of this building with me, and she'll die if you don't get here in five minutes.
Con: We'll make it in three minutes. *Hangs up* Sean, you're not going to like this.
Sean: What's the matter?
Con: They have arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and she's...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 43 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two of these taxis arrived at the station

The seguinte day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.

Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright,...

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magnum Force Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pónei, pônei world, african equestrian.

Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.

One night at a hotel.

Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't you heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless you keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get you there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
Black...

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Good Old Fashioned Lover Stallion

posted by karinabrony

I woke up to go to School. I get my backpack and supplies ready. I walk to the bus stop. As I wait, I wonder what awaits at School that day. The bus comes, and I get on.

I was in Math Class, just working on some fraction problems. "Hold on a minute, Class..." My teacher says as he walks outside. I glance behind me to see what. I turn around and continue my work. Then, my teacher tells us to turn around and it struck me. My coração thudded. There was a new pónei, pônei at the School, and I just liked him at first sight. I was embarrassed, so I turn around. He took a seat, and I would just look at him....

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Ditto Returns. Chapter 15

posted by Canada24

LATER THE seguinte DAY!

"Sorry again for getting you kidnapped" Button Mach said.

Sweetie Belle didn't answer.

"But I swear. seguinte time is different. I won't be such a coward" Button Mach promised.

"I'll hold you too that" Sweetie Belle replied.

Suddenly the filly's found themselves surrounded por Ganger and his gang.

"Any of you know were Ditto is?" Ganger asked.

"She dose!" Button Mach cried, cowardly pointing at Sweetie Belle before running of.

Sweetie Belle growled at him.

"You son of a bi-

Before she finished the changelings grabbed her.

"Let's she what we can get outta you" Ganger said sadistically.

"You...