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Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rua corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seguinte to Double Scoop*
Tom: mais ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seguinte to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 12: Jack Howitzer (A Grand Theft Auto Reference)

Sunny: *Walks to a track with Double Scoop*
Double Scoop: It's been years since I ran on this track.
Sunny: You've been here before?
Double Scoop: Oh no, I was just trying to create a flashback just for the hell of it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: But it has been a long time since I have run around one of these things.
Sunny: Then in that case, I should be able to beat you.
Double Scoop: Now just because I haven't run around a racetrack in a while doesn't mean I can't be as good as you.
Sunny: Sure it does. It's called retirement.
Double Scoop: I hate retirement. They have crappy comida there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Are we gonna race, or are we gonna talk about stuff?
Double Scoop: Can't we do both?
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, Double Scoop, and Sunny were ready to race each other on hoof.

Double Scoop: Before we race, it's time to use an overused rock & roll song from the 70's.
Audience: *Laughing*

Song: link

Double Scoop, and Sunny were standing right seguinte to each other behind the starting line.

Double Scoop: You ready?
Sunny: Yeah.
Double Scoop: Go! *Runs past starting line*
Sunny: *Gets in front of Double Scoop*
Double Scoop: *Getting close to Sunny*
Sunny: You're not going to catch up to me!
Double Scoop: Save it for when I pass you.

As they began to turn left, Double Scoop passed Sunny.

Sunny: *Shocked, but keeps running*
Double Scoop: *Goes around the entire left turn*
Sunny: you've gotta be kidding me. *Runs faster, but still can't catch up to Double Scoop*

As Double Scoop starting going on the segundo left turn, he decided to sing the song.

Double Scoop: Rising up. Back on my hooves. Disvaslagh, divaslaghla.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: What's the f**king lyrics to this song? I don't know any of them, damnit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: I just passed, the finish line. I beat my friend Sunny. Now I'm going to keep running nonstop. Until I recreate a scene.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Yes this, scene is from Rocky when he runs up the stairs, and that's all the way in Fillydelphia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: I will, not stop running until I get my bunda there, and I don't know why I was singing, in the first place.

Double Scoop was running on a treadmill while a green screen showed a bunch of pictures in the background.

Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running through a field of grass, then the green changes to a forest. The seguinte scene on the green screen shows Double Scoop running on the racetrack, so it looks like he's racing himself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Next, he's running on a highway. He's right seguinte to a white SUV*
SUV Pony: *Crashes into another car, and the green screen stops moving, so it looks like Double Scoop is running in place*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running on topo, início of a train, then the green screen switches to a river, making it look like Double Scoop is running on water*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Looks to the left, and sees that the green screen is not working, so he stops the treadmill, and the song turns off* Come on!! I was supposed to reach Fillydelphia!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Sorry man. Green screen ain't working.
Double Scoop: Well get it fixed!

The green screen falls down.

Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Forget it. Let's get those skits started.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up is a new skit called Golfing.
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♥Apple Jack♥
Before she became one of her family's best maçã, apple gatherers, aguardente de maçã tried her hoof at the sophisticated life. aguardente de maçã leaves the farm and heads to the big city of Manehattan to cadastrar-se her Aunt and Uncle Orange, who promised to shape up the little filly into that of elegance. During an evening get-together with some of the other regal Equestrians, AJ tells them how much she loves the city with her new high-society accent, but she causes a raise of eyebrows when she mentions the life she left behind. Thankfully, her awkward moment is interuppted as jantar arrives. But it turns...
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The last solstice




AUTHORS NOTE: Since I had to explain a lot of stuff here, this is the longest chapter I've ever written. Just wanted to let you know, so be prepared! In order to get into the atmosphere, let me recommend you a few songs for this part of the story, which goes well with the plot.

1: Pitch Black Theme

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2: Two Steps From Hell - Archangel

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3: The Lion King: Battle at Pride Rock/Cleansing Rain/The Ascension

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Chapter 43: The solstice



Nocturnal Mirage lost track of time as he was sobbing violently over the lifeless body of his beloved Princess. He still could not comprehend...
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 "I can do this on my own!"
"I can do this on my own!"
When aguardente de maçã noticed that her mare friend saw that she wasn't doing well, she came over to AJ. "Um...you..sure you don't need my help?" "NO!" aguardente de maçã yelled where every pónei, pônei heard her. arco iris, arco-íris Dash felt embarrassed having her mare friend frustrated this way. "Here AJ, let me..." The Pegasus took Apple's club and placed it in the farmer's hooves. "I can do this on my own!!" She shouted at the pónei, pônei trying to help her. At this moment all the other ponies stopped and watched as this was happening. A staff pónei, pônei came up to aguardente de maçã and said, " Miss, if you can't control your anger I will have to escort you off the course" por this time aguardente de maçã had no patience for any pónei, pônei telling her what to do. She pointed the club at the pony's snout while angrily yelling "if you keep telling me.." "Um AJ, lets just leave". "No! I wanna finish this dang hole!!! AND NO pónei, pônei IS GONNA TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!" ......
 Embarrassed arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Embarrassed Rainbow Dash
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The forest. Trixie has built the manger and is hammering the last few nails in place. Her hair white uncombed. It actually kinda pretty. In a unkempt kinda way. Saten stays in the back, smoking a jointas he's not needed. And feel "needs one"

Narrator: And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead, making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head.

Trixie: (to Saten) Any mais of those?

Saten: You smoke?

Trixie: not til just now.

Saten: Good point (passes the joint to her and she uses it) May wanna take it slow. Your first time using it sense that hippy show, concerto you went too.

Trixie: (coughs)...
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1.RAinbow Dash And arco iris, arco-íris Blitz
2.FlutterDash
3.Rainbow Dash and Soarin
4.Applejack and Brayburn
5.Shining Armor and Cadence
6.Pinkie and Cheese
7.Spike And Rarity
8.Twilight And Flash sentry
9.Big Mac and Cherilee

Reasons think there meant to be or I like them :

1.They have the same cutie mark which means they're meant to be together.
2. Who doesnt amor Yuri ? Not to mention with ponies !!!
3.Theyre both in the Wonderbolts !! Need I say mais ?
4.They both have(red) apples for cutie marks.
5.theyre in the Canterlot Wedding episode and completely dedicated to one another.
6.They're both party ponies.
7.Do I really need to say it?
8.She blushes every time she gets near him.
9.They fell in amor cause of a potion.
Twilight Sparkle and her friends should be careful, because this list is about their enemies. This list is about my topo, início 5 favorito Equestria Girls antagonists so both villains and their sidekicks are allowed.

5. Sunset Shimmer

Sunset Shimmer is the main antagonist in the 2013 Equestria Girls film. She was a cool enemy to Twilight Sparkle who managed to be quite threatening. In the sequels she's not a villain. Darn. Um I mean good. Sort of.

4 and 3. Snips and Snails

Snips and Snails share the part of secondary antagonist in the 2013 Equestria Girls film. They were Sunset Shimmer's sidekicks...
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Am I excited about the 2017 My Little pónei, pônei film? Well I'm nervouscited for the upcoming My Little pónei, pônei film.

A major problem I have with the upcoming film is that it's not a Equestria Girls film. Because of that I'm worried that Twilight sparkle's friends will be protagonists. I think that Twilight's friends are weak protagonists, but decent supporting characters. I'm worried about Sunset Shimmer not being in the film. How can you have a good My Little pónei, pônei film without Sunset? I'm hoping that Celestia, Luna, the cutie mark crusaders, and Starlight Glimmer don't appear in the film. I hope that...
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