posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Master Sword: We are combining Barbie: Life In The Dreamhouse with Call Of Duty.
Tom: Instead of f**king around with fashion, and all that bullshit, barbie learns how to kill others.
Master Sword: For the boys that like Barbie, you don't have to worry about being made fun of. barbie is now a soldier that kicks ass.
Tom: Speaking of Barbie, and ass, you wanna know what I really like about her?
Master Sword: Nope.
Tom: Alright. Let's get this C.P. started.
Barbie: Life In The Russian Front
Annie as Barbie
Master Sword as Ken
Saten Twist as Aleksandr Sokolov
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Sargent Puskov
Tom Foolery as Russian Colonel
Mortomis as Russian Soldier
Stalliongrad, 1942. Barbie, and her boyfriend have been enlisted in the Russian army to stop the German invasion. As usual, barbie gets excited for no reason. She is on a rowboat, being rowed por ten ponies, and mist rises from the water.
Barbie: Oh my god, I'm so excited, I wanna kill so many Nazis, I bet I can win this game.
Aleksandr Sokolov: Will you shut up? We need to be quiet.
Barbie: Ooh, quiet. I can do that..... DEATH TO TRAITORS!!
The barco was getting closer to Stalliongrad.
Russian Colonel: Welcome to Stalliongrad. You're about to begin the greatest counter attack anypony has ever witnessed. Especially since it's the first one ever seen in a crossover parody.
Russian Colonel: The Germans have lost hundreds of planes, and tanks.
Nazi Pilot: *Flying an airplane*
Russian Colonel: They have advanced here over lots of mountains, and even over their dead bodies.
Ken: *Sees airplane*
Russian Soldier: Sir, enemy airplane behind you!
Russian Colonel: Do not interrupt my speech!
Nazi Pilot: *Shoots the boat*
Russian Colonel: They may fogo all the bullets they have at us, but they will not defeat us, because we will kill them before they shoot those bullets at us.
Nazi Pilot: *Drops bomb*
Ken: *Feels barco shake, and falls off*
Russian Colonel: *Points at Ken* He is a traitor that jumped off!!
Aleksandr Sokolov: He fell off.
Russian Colonel: *Shoots Ken*
Barbie: Ken! *Angry at the Colonel* You shot my boyfriend!
Russian Colonel: Now I can be your boyfriend.
Barbie: I'd rather encontro, data Katy Perry.
Russian Soldier: She's probably a lesbian!
Russian Colonel: She must die. *Shoots Barbie*
The barco arrived at the dock.
Sargent Puskov: What happened?
Russian Colonel: Too much drama. Get me a bottle of vodka.
Sargent Puskov: We ran out.
Russian Colonel: Then you are a traitor.
Russian Colonel: *Shoots Sargent Puskov*
Aleksandr Sokolov: I'm pretty sure I had to follow him.
Russian Colonel: Then that makes you a traitor.
Russian Colonel: *Shoots Aleksandr*
Russian Soldier: Sir, please stop shooting us.
Russian Colonel: Traitor. *Shoots Russian Soldier*
And so, the colonel went around shooting everyone he saw, claiming that they were traitors.
On the seguinte part of this episode
Sunny, and Double Scoop run a race.