The rest of this episode has been recorded in black, and white.
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." Said Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if you didn't say that word ever again." Said Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
"Okay," Said Alex, "In segundo place with negative $82,400 is Rarity, the element of generosity."
Cheering could be heard as Rarity started to speak.
"I hope you don't mind me bringing my cat here, she just gets very lonely without me."
"That's... Fine." Said Alex, "And finally, Sean the hedgehog is here with negative $120,000, a new jeopardy record."
The audience laughed, and cheered at the same time.
"Stick it up your bunda Alex, or better yet, let me stick it up your grand daughter's ass!" Shouted the hedgehog.
mais laughter was heard, and Alex was embarrased, "Let's just mover onto double jeopardy. The categories are...."
Potent Potables
How many eyes do you have?
The letter that comes after B
Automatic points
"That's where you automatically get points for buzzing in." informed Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex continued on with the categories.
Superheroes that are also Captains
US/Japan Relationships
And finally, videogames por Nintendo
The audience laughed again. When they stopped, Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied por saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do you have for 400. Good choice." Said Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex said, "And the answer is, this is how many eyes you have."
Sean buzzed in.
"Sean?" Asked Alex.
"I don't know about yours, but your grand daughter has one that looks nice, and big."
The audience laughed once again.
"That's eyes, not ass." Replied Alex.
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
The audience started cheering, and shouted me! Once the noise died down, Alex said, "The correct answer was two. You have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will you pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
mais laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
"Let's just go with Automatic points for 1,000." Replied Alex, and the audience let mais laughter come out of their mouths. "As I said earlier, all you have to do is ring your buzzer, and you automatically get 1,000 points, hence the name of the category."
However, no one rang in, and the audience laughed while clapping.
"You are all idiots." Said Alex, "Sean, why don't you pick a category?"
"I'll take US/Jap Relations for 600." Said Sean. The word jap is offensive, and made the audience laugh.
"If you're trying to recreate Pearl Harbor, you might succeed." Said Alex in a disgusted tone. mais laughter came from the audience, and Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Japão in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! animê porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
"I can't deal with this anymore, final jeopardy." Said Alex. "The category is your favorito letter in the alphabet."
As the audience laughed, Alex continued to speak, "There are twenty six letters you can choose from. Just go for whichever one you want. It could be an A, or a B. Or how about a C?" The audience laughed again, and Alex said, "I have a feeling you three will get this right, but just in case, I'm going to have my hooves crossed."
The timer rang, and they were out of time.
"Okay, let's see what you wrote down." Said Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, you wrote down, the letter N. You wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing mais laughter to come from the audience.
"Right." Said Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped, and Alex said, "I hope you die."
As the audience laughed, Alex walked over to Sean's board. "Mr. The Hedgehog, you wrote down, the letter F."
"I sure did. You did tell us to write down our favorito letter."
"Fantastic. You did very well." Said Alex, "Let's see your wager."
The wager was shown, but Alex looked uncomfortable looking at it. Laughter, clapping, cheering, and whistling was heard from the audience. "You just had to write that down."
"I could say it out loud." Said Sean. The audience laughed, and Alex said, "Show's over. Goodnight, and merry Christmas."
The End
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." Said Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if you didn't say that word ever again." Said Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
"Okay," Said Alex, "In segundo place with negative $82,400 is Rarity, the element of generosity."
Cheering could be heard as Rarity started to speak.
"I hope you don't mind me bringing my cat here, she just gets very lonely without me."
"That's... Fine." Said Alex, "And finally, Sean the hedgehog is here with negative $120,000, a new jeopardy record."
The audience laughed, and cheered at the same time.
"Stick it up your bunda Alex, or better yet, let me stick it up your grand daughter's ass!" Shouted the hedgehog.
mais laughter was heard, and Alex was embarrased, "Let's just mover onto double jeopardy. The categories are...."
Potent Potables
How many eyes do you have?
The letter that comes after B
Automatic points
"That's where you automatically get points for buzzing in." informed Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex continued on with the categories.
Superheroes that are also Captains
US/Japan Relationships
And finally, videogames por Nintendo
The audience laughed again. When they stopped, Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied por saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do you have for 400. Good choice." Said Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex said, "And the answer is, this is how many eyes you have."
Sean buzzed in.
"Sean?" Asked Alex.
"I don't know about yours, but your grand daughter has one that looks nice, and big."
The audience laughed once again.
"That's eyes, not ass." Replied Alex.
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
The audience started cheering, and shouted me! Once the noise died down, Alex said, "The correct answer was two. You have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will you pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
mais laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
"Let's just go with Automatic points for 1,000." Replied Alex, and the audience let mais laughter come out of their mouths. "As I said earlier, all you have to do is ring your buzzer, and you automatically get 1,000 points, hence the name of the category."
However, no one rang in, and the audience laughed while clapping.
"You are all idiots." Said Alex, "Sean, why don't you pick a category?"
"I'll take US/Jap Relations for 600." Said Sean. The word jap is offensive, and made the audience laugh.
"If you're trying to recreate Pearl Harbor, you might succeed." Said Alex in a disgusted tone. mais laughter came from the audience, and Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Japão in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! animê porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
"I can't deal with this anymore, final jeopardy." Said Alex. "The category is your favorito letter in the alphabet."
As the audience laughed, Alex continued to speak, "There are twenty six letters you can choose from. Just go for whichever one you want. It could be an A, or a B. Or how about a C?" The audience laughed again, and Alex said, "I have a feeling you three will get this right, but just in case, I'm going to have my hooves crossed."
The timer rang, and they were out of time.
"Okay, let's see what you wrote down." Said Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, you wrote down, the letter N. You wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing mais laughter to come from the audience.
"Right." Said Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped, and Alex said, "I hope you die."
As the audience laughed, Alex walked over to Sean's board. "Mr. The Hedgehog, you wrote down, the letter F."
"I sure did. You did tell us to write down our favorito letter."
"Fantastic. You did very well." Said Alex, "Let's see your wager."
The wager was shown, but Alex looked uncomfortable looking at it. Laughter, clapping, cheering, and whistling was heard from the audience. "You just had to write that down."
"I could say it out loud." Said Sean. The audience laughed, and Alex said, "Show's over. Goodnight, and merry Christmas."
The End
