The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating natal at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do you like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at the Alamo, I got much mais gifts then these lousy one hundred dollars!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks away*
Corporal Agarn: *Opens present. It's a book, but he doesn't know what it is* Will you look at that?
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at Agarn's present* What is it?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: That's a book Agarn. Let's see what kind of present I got. *Grabs present, and looks at it* Uh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Something wrong Captain?
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to open this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Pulls on bow*

The bow squeezed the box, and geléia, geleia came out.

Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, at least we know what's in my present.
Corporal Agarn: But you destroyed it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: True. Oh well, you can't win them all. *Throws box towards door*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Opens door, and walks in* oi guys- *Slips on box, and lands on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are you alright Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Never better Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I'm O' Rourke. To the right is your Captain.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Turns right, but doesn't stop until he faces the door he walked through* Hi Captain!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did things go wrong with that young stallion?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the cornetim, corneta poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning you Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

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